Enabler #8

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Pastors Nigel and Nicky Langford are enablers of Amanda Wells. They are also apart of the network Christian Growth International founded by Rick and Bev Murrill.


From the Hub church website:
http://www.hubchurch.co.uk/Groups/266872/Our_History.aspx

“Our History
Over a period of time God spoke to Nigel and Nicky Langford about planting a church into North East London. In January 2014 it seemed to pick up a pace and over the following six months God spoke really clearly on a number of occasions. One night in January 2014 Nigel was looking at Google maps and found Woodford zooming out at him. It had been a long day but still this was quite impacting. Just a few weeks later when watching the TV they were asking God about whether Woodford was the right area. On that particular day there was a tube strike and the reporter was stationed at South Woodford underground station. It started to feel more than a coincidence.

On 13th September 2014 Nigel and Nicky were travelling on the central line into London. As they chatted and wondered if God was really leading them to Woodford they noticed that the tube station for Woodford on the map was huge

It continued this way and so Nigel & Nicky went to the Senior Leaders of their church in Chelmsford and shared their hearts. It resonated and so they intentionally moved toward being sent. In April 2015 and over the summer period a team of people along with the Langford’s moved up to South Woodford starting a small group (or Hub) in their lounge. In October 2015 Hub Church was commissioned to begin as a church plant.

As time is elapsing more Hubs are multiplying and that is how we see the church growing into whatever plans and purposes God has for us in the London area. We are convinced that when people meet Jesus the course of their lives and the course of history can and will change.”

Bev Murrill is tied with Nigel as you can see for yourself here: Bev Murrill  FB

October 14, 2015

“I have personally worked with Nigel for almost 10 years and have found him to be an outstanding leader, leadership developer and consultant. He and I were on a board of directors together and Nigel’s input many times was exactly the wisdom needed to find solutions to challenges and complex situations.

His capacity for visionary leadership, both in his own actions and the development of same in others, is outstanding. If you could do with the expert support of a truly outstanding leadership practitioner, Nigel is your man. I couldn’t recommend him more highly.”

Here is an endorsement by Nigel Langford from YouTube of Bev Murrill. This appears to be a mutual admiration society.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrpsgvc8jnU

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Our question for Nigel Langford would be is why he seems to be able to receive messages more clearly from God through a Tube station map than he obviously does from reading his Bible? If God indeed spoke to Nigel and Nicky Langford about setting up a church, is it likely He would not speak to them about protecting the sheep in their care from wolves? Is it likely that He would not have warned them that they were inviting a wolf in to the sheepfold in order to protect that which He had instructed them to set up? Of course those in leadership positions in churches should check the credentials of those coming into their churches to speak to their congregations; of that there is no question.  So why would any diligent Pastor invited anyone into his church to spin yarns, tell lies, mock God and use the pulpit as an opportunity for a stand-up comedy routine? And why would such a Pastor cheer on such a wolf in such acts. This is a question which must be asked and answered by the congregation at the Hub and other churches in Christian Growth International network to which Nigel Langford himself is at times invited to be a guest speaker. In this article, we have posted an entire transcribed talk given to this church by Amanda Wells in which she is encouraged and applauded for her absolute errant nonsense. Reading it will quickly alert people to just how serious this issue is.



Below is a screenshot of the sermon Wells preached at HUB Church in Chelmsford, England. Note that it was preached on June 15th, 2016 which was FIVE MONTHS AFTER Amanda Wells had been publicly exposed as The Culprit in the Pulpit” by Churchwatch Central. 

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If you would like to download and listen to Amanda Wells’ “sermon” then go here:
http://www.hubchurch.co.uk/Media/AllMedia.aspx?speaker=Amanda%20Wells

Before you delve into reading Wells’ absurd “sermon”, keep in mind that capital letters have generally not been used when referring to the three of the Trinity as we do not believe that the deity referred to by Wells is not the God of the Bible.

[Moderator’s note:]
It is imperative to make note of this.  In this talk, Amanda Wells continually makes reference to “the commission” and several times contends that it, “the commission”, is to “raise the dead, heal the sick and cast out demons”.  This is totally erroneous teaching and typical of so many untrained and unqualified individuals these days who twist the scriptures to suit their own agendas. 

Wells totally ignores the entire context of this “commission” and chooses to only quote the small section that will provide her with a foundation for her ridiculous claims which she makes through anecdotes and yarns which are a hallmark of her appearances to date.  Taking isolated phrases out of context in order to spread a false gospel is a dangerous action and should be widely condemned by the body of Christ.  As can be heard on this taped piece and is noted in the transcription, there are repetitive interjections by a male all though this talk and it is assumed to be the voice of the “pastor” of the church.  Given the absolute nonsense that was spoken on this occasion and the fact that the claims of what the Bible teaches are totally false it is of great concern that men in this church are not only subjecting themselves to teaching from a woman but applauding and endorsing such false teaching.

For the record: The Great Commission was given to the eleven apostles and reads as follows:

Matthew 28:16-20 (ESV)

Now the eleven disciples went to Galilee, to the mountain to which Jesus had directed them.  And when they saw him they worshiped him, but some doubted. And Jesus came and said to them, ‘All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me. Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you. And behold, I am with you always, to the end of the age.'”

The “commission” which Wells is speaking of is the instruction Jesus gave to the twelve as he sent them out to preach the gospel.  Note as is common with fake teachers, the taking out of context of the verse she has used and the deliberate elimination of the complete instructions. We have highlighted the words conveniently ignored by Wells.  It is clear why she left them out. 

Matthew 10:5-10 (ESV)

These twelve Jesus sent out, instructing them, “Go nowhere among the Gentiles and enter no town of the Samaritans, but go rather to the lost sheep of the house of Israel. And proclaim as you go, saying, ‘The kingdom of heaven is at hand. Heal the sick, raise the dead, cleanse lepers, cast out demons. You received without paying; give without pay.  Acquire no gold or silver or copper for your belts, no bag for your journey, or two tunics or sandals or a staff, for the laborer deserves his food.”

For a more in depth teaching on the Great Commission listen to Pastor Chis Rosebrough’s lecture:
https://c3churchwatch.com/2016/01/31/what-noise-will-you-make-in-2016/

Speaker: AMANDA WELLS

“Well, it is so good to be here tonight….. amongst ….. friends….. and..um. that’s what’s awesome .. and..ah… you are friends….. and God is doing so much…. uh …. just before I [indecipherable]

Unidentified woman:

“Do y….. you want to lift the table …. to put some of your stuff on?”

AMANDA WELLS:

Oh, wouldn’t that be awesome?  It’s like a handbag here……… we’ve got everything  …eh…ah.. you know I was upstairs before in the Lord……  ha………and he just started to speak to me about things which…… um ………. I’ll go to in a minute….. um….. I do have some products….. well I don’t….. ‘cause you can’t buy these…um……. that’s a shame isn’t it?

[audience laughs: Wells holds up her plagiarised products]

Ah….. y….you can order them ..we’ve just run out.  It’s been crazy um…… and so … you can order and I’m posting over.

That one is “Biblical numbers” ….. ya ever wonder why ………..God speaks in numbers …….everything’s numbers…… his Hebrew is number …. and … uh … you know like on the third day …. on the sixth month ….  and…..why does he say that…. because everything ….. is a number and I go through … what they mean ….. and it’s not… what we thought

Discerning of Spirits …… that’s a brand new one that I’ve just done ..uh… 6 ways to discern and …and a whole lot of things.  There’s DVD’s and CD’s in there.

And Dreams.  How you dream ….. why you dream. ….  um….. most men don…..say they don’t dream ….  that’s a  problem .. you’ve said it……… break that off ….. break those wounds off….. you do dream …. God speaks to us in dreams ….even nightmares….. uh …. ah…. ……… …. God actually ….. s… uh …… the spirit is speaking to us telling us where there is an open door ….…. and we need to close  it.

And uh………… There Shall Be No Poor Among You. That was an encounter I had with a ….  Jew on the plane.  I …. I  don’t do planes.  I  do do too many planes….. and I’m talked out when I get to a plane …. and so when I get on a plane……. I don’t wanna talk to anyone. I wanna sit by the window and go to sleep.  That’s it …

01:50     And so ….. I’m on a plane and…. and I put my book up like this ‘cause I know someone’s gonna sit next to me…. [indecipherable]  ….. and ….. uh ……….  this man sits next to me and he says “Hello”.  I said “Hello”

He said “Where are you going?”

I said “The plane’s going to Paris. I hope I am too.” And… uh …. and then he said “So what do you do for a living”  [audience laughter] ….. I’m like nooooohhhhhhh ….. NOT TODAY!  So I thought I would give him the gospel in three seconds.. you know like “I’m a …. I’m a Pastor..da… da… da…da …….

He said, “WO.O.O.W!”

I’m like…. no……..

He said, “I’m a Jew!”

I’m like, “Great!”

I said, “Oh, my ….my  husband’s part Jew.”

And he said, “Does he follow the ……. [indecipherable]?”

I said “No, he doesn’t……   blow trumpets…… nothing like that………

Anyway …….. I said ………. “So what do you do?”

He said, “I’m …. I’m one of the biggest shoe makers in the world …. I make shoes for Jimmy Choo…. Guess….. Armani …………”

I am woman …. I love shoes ……….

[Indecipherable interjection from man in audience (perhaps Pastor?) and then uproarious laughter from him and others at whatever it is he said] 

And so we … we started to talk …….

And it was in 2007 …as …. the Financial Crisis was about to hit.

And as we were landing I said “So how has this Financial Crisis hit your business?  And he looked at me and I’ll never forget the look . I can’t even do it.

He looked at me and he said, “I’m a Jew!  I’m blessed!”

[Exclamation from audience and laughter]

03:08     And I……. okay ………… you know I’ve heard Christians say  [adopts high pitched mocking voice] “I’m a Christian…. I’m blessed!” And I didn’t believe them.

Ah…. but …..there was something about him.  So I wanted to find out how they do money.  So … that is something I do …….. uh…..uh…. I’ve written a book on it and……. (This book, “There Shall Be No Poor Among you,” contains plagiarised material) um …….. I also have just come out of …… a…. we do the School of … um …… we do the School of the Supernatural ….. but I don’t do that one ………… I do a Prophetic School ….. which is twelve weeks…… and ….uh ……we do have those figures… but I don’t have them here …. you can order them and there are….. twelve DVD’s………….and we do twelve weeks of it … and it’s been amazing…. I thought we’d only get about 5 this time ‘cause we forgot to advertise ….. and um ……. we had 97…. [Moderator’s Note: 97 people were capable of sitting through Wells’ lectures?] and it was amazing …… so they’ve asked for an extension…. they want …….er…. term 2 … another twelve weeks …. so we’ll do that ……. and it’s …. it’s like God is really moving …. but …… so you can get those

04.00    But what I want to talk about tonight is how God is doing here in England particularly… ‘cause I am so excited ………  I’ve just been here for …. I was here for three weeks ……. I went to Nepal….. and then um …..  went home….. went here for about three weeks ……. and then went home for two and half weeks ……….. and now I’m back again ……. and one of the reasons is I’m so excited with what God is doing …… he’s doing something here …… and……… uh ………… I hardly wanna leave ……….. because I can feel it ………..and I know ……. he is ….. it’s so exciting ……….so let’s just pray.

“Father I just thank you tonight.  Papa ..… we just love you ………. we just thank you …………we just give you glory and honour Lord …. we say thank you Father.  I thank you Lord for what you are doing here……… in this nation ……. and Father ……….. we just want to do whatever you wanna do tonight ………Lord…. what …. what do you wanna do?  Make it clear to us …… because …. right here we’re in the domain of the kingd…  Your kingdom…….. the domain of the king ..… is here.  So you’re here …… your territory ……….. is here…….. show us where you’re going….. and what you’re doing ….. let us partner with you…..

Father we thank you that ………..heaven ….is ….. is not far away ……….. heaven is here ………

Haaaaahhhhhhh …………..we just…. we just bring heaven …..  to earth….. that’s who we are.  Father I thank you……  your will …….. every ……. every part of your will will be done ……… today ……….. in this meeting ……….

And father we just thank you …….. I thank you by faith already for what you are going to do.

I thank you for the supernatural breaking out [indecipherable]…..  YOU LOVE IT!

And we just declare over this part of London …………. that this is a supernatural city … a supernatural city……….  and father we just give you honour and glory ………. tonight….. in Jesus’ name………. thank you……… thank you ………….. thank you ………. Daddy…. [Moderator’s Note: John 8:44] AMEN. AMEN ……

Ah….. you know …….. I… uh ……. so …… revival ….. and…. and I call it that ….. but………….   in some ways I’m loathe to call revival revival……. and I’ll tell you why…..because when we think of revival … usually  we think of getting …………. you know ……. all these sinners just getting saved [Moderators Note: So she hates Repentance the Forgiveness of sins?]

And …. if you  look here …. most of your revivals have always been ……. um ………. where .. it….. it’s …. the …. the whole context has been sinners.

I don’t’ like ca ….. calling myself a sinner …… I am a sinner saved by grace …….. I am not a sinner any more …. I might sin ….. but that’s not who I am………. [Moderator’s Note: 1 Timothy 1:15-17]

[interjection by male, possibly Pastor…] “No [indecipherable”]

I was a lost daughter ……. who needed a father …….. and a father found me ….. and …… he …  took me to another place ……….. his presence……….. because sin was not my home.

And I think this …….. move of God…….  that is happening……. is …….  a move of God where you’re …….. you’re gonna see the father like you’ve never seen him before.  We’re gonna see the supernatural……….

07:06  We ……….. we were in Scotland ….. an …. and the hunger for God ……… in that church ……….  an Elim church ….. powerful hunger for God ……………. it was amazing …. and….er …. … …. you know …… like we …we were up …. the … the ….in the green room ……. we forgot to come down ……. after lunch …….. and…… and we came down …… and the people are there and they are just ……….. they’re already there ……… they’re already hungry ……….. they’re already worshipping.

And uh ……….. th…just …. God just broke out ………. we’re in Bournemouth ….. God just broke out ………. before getting healed ……… people.. you know …… the supernatural was breaking out.……. it’s everywhere…. it’s England ………you’re in the middle of it ……….  and I think that ……. you can feel it in the ground.  I don’t wanna go home because I KNOW that it’s here.

A… and so ….. I …. I wanna talk a bit about that tonight………. because God is wanting the church….. to release the commission.  What is the commission?  No matter what you do ….. whether you’re an engineer ….. whether you’re a Pastor……. whether you’re a teacher …… or whether you’re in business ……….. you have been called to do three things … raise the dead…… heal the sick ………. cast out demons.

So if you’re a s…. a teacher …….. raise the dead…….. heal the sick …….. cast out demons …………. you know …. I ….. I was in .. I was in [indecipherable] ….  we went shopping for ten hours ……. and yes men I know …….. don’t say a word …….. ten hours …….and an hour of that was in [indecipherable] ……. I don’t know why ………. we were at Westfield…… it’s awesome there …….. I love it ……….. and uh ………… n….anyway I think we had raced back in to get something ……… and… there were ….. there were wall to wall people everywhere … you know there was just people …….. and they were all lined up ready to go ………… and I get to the till …….. and this Muslim girl says to me ………. um ……….. I said to her “Hi! How are you today?” ………. and ……… she said “ Oh…..” she said “ I’ll be better at 5 o’clock … she said “I’m fasting …. I ….. I can eat at five” ….. and I suddenly thought …… .oh, it’s Ramadan ………. that’s why no one’s around …… and …um …. and uh I said “Oh wow!”  I said, “I’m a Christian…… and uh …….. I… uh …. you know……….. we….. we fast also”.

And she said “Well, why do you fast”……..  I said “because of Jesus….. “ and I’m thinking …….. I’ve got a million people behind me ……… and I’m trying to give her a  ….. you know …………she’s asked me about Jesus.  I spoke to her for a few minutes, and she’s really engaging with me …. didn’t wanna go.  And I’m thinking… that’s how easy it is …… right now ………. they’re ready …….. this was a Muslim girl in Ramadan……. and she’s asking ME about Jesus ….. and I’m thinking I cross my fingers because … you know ……I don’t really like fasting that much………. I’ll be honest ……. but [indecipherable……………..]  I’m … “Jesus please forgive me”…….

[Moderator’s Note: The Muslim girl asked Wells why she fasted, NOT about Jesus.]

[Note Wells’ contradiction regarding how there were no people because of Ramadan and then “a million people” were behind her.]

[audience laughter]

And …….. and………… then…. you know …….. as she left because Jesus said, “heal the sick, raise the dead, cast out demons”. The church have been trying to pray on the  …. let’s just go out on the street and pray for everyone.  You know what he said to do….. that ….  Gee!  that’s hard isn’t it!

10:00     I just released the presence of God!  I release him….. heal the sick……. so as I’m going….. I… I grabbed her by the hand ….. you know ……… as she’s giving me the parcel ….. I just grabbed her ….. looked in her eyes …. and I just released the presence of god …… [Moderator’s Note: Since it is impossible for anyone to release the presence of God since he is omnipotent, is THIS what Wells really meant? Revelation 20:7] because I thought ….. there is a sick………. system…. b….. within her. 

[Moderators note:  So Amanda Wells claims to have the power to release the presence of God?]

It’s a sick system……….. whether she’s sick in her physical body……. there’s something sick in her …… d’you know what I mean ….. it’s a…….i… if you’re a teacher ……….. there’s a sick system here……….. there’s a sick government here……….. there’s a sick … uh . u ….. business …. the way they do business….. let’s start to do the commission … (claps her hands) ……  let’s lay hands on the sick ………….. [audience interjection] …….. and release him…… (claps hands again) …. and ….. see …… them …. healed.

That’s it ……… we see people healed all the time.  Our church is a church where we are just seeing healings………. every week………… I mean this one got healed……… behind the sound desk … and I think she might have been on Facebook [audience laughter] …….. uh… she was on the phone…… [audience laughter] … and.. there was a word of knowledge ……….. she didn’t even go forward ….. she got massively healed.. [claps hands] right there … just like that.

We’re seeing deaf people healed all the time [Moderator’s Note: Have the local Deaf Communities been notified?] .. an …. and we’re …. we’re seeing people healed in England.  That’s it.  Gee that’s easy.  I just release him.  As he is, so am I.  An…… and …. I …I believe we are to start to release the commission.

So what’s the commission?  His mission……….. and we just co-operate with it.  That’s all we do.  Uh…uh . we…. we cooperate with what he’s doing  ……we….and.. and the supernatural ……….MUST  come ….. and must happen …… out of intentions now and not need.

[male voice interjects]

The church’s been praying for need …. you know …. just give me this …… give …..

Get out of that …. you know … when I’m just releasing him …. he HAS to meet my need …..  and I believe the church has to become so intentional …. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

12:03 You know ….. I’ve been saying now ……. now please …hear what I’m saying and please do not shoot me okay? …….‘cause I’m not saying what you think I’m gonna say.  This vote next week, I believe , is prophetic ……. it’s so funny…. if you stay in the EU you will die on June 24th ….. if you come out you will die on June 24th

How ridiculous!

I …. I want to declare one thing over you.  You are Great Britain.  You are a commonwealth of countries … no matter what you do you cannot …. you CANNOT fail.  You never have….. you never will.  Okay…….  so let’s get that clear.

I2:42     This is a prophetic declaration next week…. and I believe it’s almost for the church.  I’m not saying whether you go in Europe or outa Europe…. I …. I don’t care about that….. that’s  just in the natural.  In the spirit I believe what God is saying  “Are you in this revival or are you out?  Are you in my commission or are you out?  Are you going to step in and say “Yes” or are you going to say “look I’m just gonna do church …. as…. normal?”

And so let’s be intentional.  What do you want in London?  You…. you’re a church plant.  What do you want?  Wa… I wanna see eva…… I wanna see this ……… I wanna see them healed…… come on!……. and …. and…..  so revival is no longer a sovereign move ….. the church has been blaming it on God for so long …….

[adopts mocking voice] “Oh God…  [indecipherable] ……  God’s always moving [male voice interjects “That’s true”!]

It’s like… like Christians … oh God isn’t talking to me … …. what ….. have you gone deaf?…… God is the word …… he continues to talk.

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[male voice interjecting continually]

You’re just not listening …… sorry about that .. but ……. and I’m not ……and  I’m not like Katherine …… I’m sorry [laughs…..  indecipherable] our pastor ………… she’s just beautiful 

[Moderator’s note: reference to Katherine Ruonala of Glory City Church, Brisbane, Queensland]

I always said that she’s Princess Grace and I’m like Crocodile Dundee

[Moderator’s note: Wells often makes a similar comparison between Ruonala and herself in her appearances but more often comparing herself to “Steve Irwin” so what she “always said” is not, in fact, what she has always said.]

Um………. revival is no longer……….a sovereign move …… where God has to do it….. but’s a co-labouring and a partnership with him.

Now…. now this is interesting…. and I just wanna bring this up before I say…I ……. I ……… actually give the message….. but when Jesus fed the five thousand…….. and imagine that day………… you know he wasn’t taken off guard……….. oh man!……… oh boys!………… they’re all hungry ….. what are we going to do………. go down the corner shop and buy some sangers [Australian slang  for sandwiches]  … you know ….. or if you’re up north …… get some  [indecipherable] get some sandwiches boys ……….. you know he partnered with the father straight away partnered with the father…. and…. an….. and first of all we gotta know… what does the father want …… every good father desires to feed his children.  I don’t believe he had to even ask.  He just knew.  He knows the character of the father.  A…. an ……. then the twelve clueless ones ……. which they were ……. are told……. to go ………… to the other side.  You are given a mission boys.

15:00    Jump in the boat ………. go to the other side…………. Now they encounter……… a storm.  And……. or we could say ………. a contradiction ……… and whenever you are given a word from God you will always have …….. a contradiction.

[Moderator’s Note: Chapter and verse please Wells!]

And the contradiction for David …… was David ….. you’re anointed by the prophet as king ….. you are going to be the king ………..  but then ……….. there is a king …… that’s already crowned …………..a mad man ……….. who’s about to kill ‘im.  And he’s already crowned the king.  A contradiction. 

Joseph …. you’ve been given a dream ………. you know what you’re going to do ……. but Joseph ……….. there’s a contradiction ……… you’ve found yourself in a pit and then in ……. in prison.  You know ……… whenever God give you a word ……. you will always have …….. a …… contradiction ….. heh .. that goes with it.

I’m healed ……… but there is a contradiction that goes with it.  Now…. I remember ………. I …. er… years ago …………. when I …… uh ……. in 1995 ……….. I …. ha …. had ……. ay …….. um ………… I needed a … a double transplant operation.

[Moderator’s note:  See under False Personal Claims on this website the questioning of this story which Wells tells repeatedly and has traded off for years.  There was no transplant which involved any other individual – no donor.  And the term “double transplant” is entirely duplicitous.  Note also now how Wells fumbles her words despite having told this story repeatedly over the years…. a classic sign of lying.]

I……….. was in …… in intensive care ……. died on the operating table……….  an it was huge …….. and there was a whole lot of things in it……. now ………… I look like Jaws has bitten me ………. and

[Moderator’s note: Now begins an outrageous yarn which is difficult to transcribe as she continually makes sounds of “vomiting” which can only be transcribed as nearly as possible here as “BByyyeeehhhh”.]

And…….. I was in ….. in the intensive care department …… and there was[sic] two of us  ….. in … the room.  Myself who was violently ill ……….. and another girl who was twenty-six and gonna get her legs … removed the next day.  She was a Mum of two or three children ……… little ones ……….. and I’m,…. I ……… I’m sitting there … and I could not even move my head.

[SITTING??]

I …… if I moved my head….. I would throw up ….. “BByyyeeehhhh”.  Anyway, I’m sitting there and I..… I …I’m about to … thr ….I’m about to … I’m just throwing up ……… I couldn’t move ……… I’ve got drips coming out of my central line …………. and God speaks and says, “Amanda”.

“What?”

“See that girl in the next bed………. go lay hands on ‘er”

[male in audience laughs]

“She’s gonna be healed”.

There’s a contradiction here, God!     Not only am I dying …. “But God… I can’t ……. if I moved my head ……….“BByyyeeehhhh”. ……. I’m sick.

[Moderator’s note: She is dying? Wells has claimed previously when spinning this tale that she died on the operating table and was bought back to life by prayers?  Now she claims to be dying yet again?]

God kept speaking it to me … and I know none of you have ever done this …………. but I said. “there’s a r.……. there’s a …..is there someone else up there …. someone else in charge of the admin department?

[audience laughter]

[Moderator’s note: Audience apparently believed that someone would speak so irreverently to God in this way.  This has now become nothing more than a stand-up comedy routine.]

I’m like… God….. NO! 

Anyway … God …… I…I …. I decided to go to sleep.  That way God wasn’t going to speak to me.

[Moderator’s note:  But doesn’t Wells claim, teach and sell courses on God speaking to us through dreams?

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https://amanda-wells-ministries-online-school.thinkific.com/courses/dream-interpretation-online-school Talk about contradiction!]

I woke up ………… first word I heard……….. “Amanda”.

“WHAT!!!”

[Moderator’s note: Now Wells is screaming with impatience at the God of the universe?]

“Get out of bed and go and pray for that girl”.

And I’m like ….. alright God I’ll go ….. but if I die…. on the way … it’s on your head.

[audience laughter]

[Moderator’s note:  Now Wells is threatening God?  The yarn is becoming more bizarre by the second.]

So I get out of bed ……….. all the way …… “BByyyeeehhhh”… like this … (indecipherable] ….. “BByyyeeehhhh”…….BByyyeeehhhh” …………. and carrying the thing……

I get to her……. it took me twenty minutes …………..

[Moderator’s note: And what were the Intensive Care medical staff doing while Wells struggled, apparently still hooked up to a central line, across a hospital ward for twenty minutes?]

[male in audience laughing]

I said …. [adopts doped up voice] …….. I’m a Christian ……..

[uproarious laughter from audience]

I said …… ah …………… I didn’t have time to muck around…. you know what I mean …… I had to get to the point.

I said …. [doped up voice again] ………. “Honey, God sent me here ……

to lay hands on you”.

[audience laughter]

[Moderator’s note: apparently such a commission is a reason for considerable hilarity in this church]

“And you’re gonna have a miracle.  You better be healed.”   Well she burst into tears …… so would I………….

She said “You won’t believe this…..”

She said “I was watching Kenneth Copeland last week ….. on TV ………..and …… I gave my heart to the Lord……”  and at that point he SAID on TV ….. that if a Christian came …………. and agreed with you in laying hands on you….. you would be healed. I’ve been praying for a Christian”.

I said [doped up voice again] “Have you…..…I’m your answer……“BByyyeeehhhh”

All I did was this…. “Be healed in Jesus’ name” …… and had to get back to bed.  She does down …. gets her tests done

I’m in a contradiction.  I’m still sick …… hours later….. she comes through the door……

[Squeals]…. [squeals again] ……[squeals again] ……….. I’m like ….. what happened?

She said “I’m totally healed”…….  I’m … the gangrene is gone …… totally healed .. I do not need my legs removed.  I’m in a contradiction …….. God gave me a word …………. for her … how come …. she’s healed……….. I’m still sick ….. ubutl now … it wasn’t long .. I just held onto the word. 

And because now I’ve had a double transplant …. and I don’t take any anti-rejection drugs at all. 

[Moderator’s note:  Wells has NEVER  undergone a “double transplant”!]

Last time I SAW my specialist …… was in 2003 ….. he said “Lose weight” ………. I figured I could pay my husband $170.00 to tell me to do that ………… I don’t need him………..

[audience laughter]

And I could go shopping on $170.00 …. heh ………. come ON!

[audience still laughing]

You know …. an…..and then….. so …. they’re…. they’re going to the other side …… and there is a storm …………. now look at this ………. I love this ….. and this isn’t really where we’re going ….. but the Lord spoke to me this afternoon ………….. and this is where I believe England you’re at.  Be careful.  Because right there in Mark 5 ….. it says this……

20:01  If you look at one tiny little scripture  ……  I’m not ….. everything that happens in the storm ………. Jesus is there ……… you know  …. the whole lot happens …… it says this………..

“and their heart …………was hard …. because of the bread”.

Hang on a second!

Yeah! Have a look again … because of the loaves ……… doncha think your heart would be hard because you had a storm?

Doncha think your heart would be hard because you had to walk on water?

Their heart was hard because of the loaves… or because of the bread.  NOT because of the storm ….. but because of the miracle.

Now …………. an ….. and this happens a lot ………… how many people …I…. I ……. we just saw one person …. just a  …………. while ….. not long ago…………. I won’t tell you what church………  but ….. it ………. they ….. they left church …… because there was a miracle in the church ………….

What is that!

I have seen …….. I saw a pastor who actually had an encounter with an angel for seven solid days …… and this was year……… this was when I was ill ……………….. and …………………………..

he was burnt from the inside out ……………..totally healed …………….. and now ……….. he’s on …. drugs….. and …………… alcohol ……….. and far away from God.   

But ………….. what did they miss …….. now they were obedient ….. they were like .. they celebrated the miracle ……. they celebrated the loaves and the fishes ……….. they were filled with wonder ….. but God says they were hard.

They didn’t see ……. that the food didn’t multiply …………. in Jesus hand ………. it multiplied in theirs.

And I think we have to realise …. we lay hands on the sick ………….. He’s not gonna come around and supernaturally ….. I mean I hope he does …… one of our pastors  …… was dying .. they…. they …. they’d alm ….almost  done the last rites….. if you……. well he wasn’t a Catholic …. so that didn’t work ……….. uh ………… he was one of our pastors ……. and they told ………….. his wife, Rochelle … that he would be dead in the morning …… we’re all praying …… and ………..he was in intensive care ……….. he’d just had a massive canc….. stage four cancer operation …….. and for seven hours ……….. Jesus walked in the room and sat with him……….

[male voice interjects “Wow!”]

I…. I’m ….. Oh God …..  come on!  And…. uh …. he…. he talked about everything ….. he talked about his future and right at the very end …………. James says “Well what about my healing?”……. and Jesus looked at him … and said it was insig…insignificant. “ Well……. what about it?  You’re healed” ……..walked out.

But the thing is … he wants us to co-labour with him…………. an…. and he broke the bread …………but he gave it to the twelve clueless ones

[male voice interjects “ Yeah!  That’s really good!]

THEY …. had to do something with the mission … an …. and they distribute it … they saw their prayer answered ………… and ……….. you know …. it….. it’s almost like ……. God …….. I have a need….. but we’ve missed …… the intentional…… partnership  ……….. in the call of God.

And I wanna tell you …… this is an intentional partnership ……… Jesus said “Go to the other side” now ……. the power……… for the commission is present in the declaration. 

What has God told us to do?  Lay hands on the sick ….. raise the dead ………. cast out demons.

[Moderator’s note: What happened to “PREACH THE GOSPEL AND BAPTISE IN HIS NAME”!]

And there is power in that declaration.  And we have a commission that’s totally impossible…… let’s be honest…….. totally impossible!  We the church don’t know the strength of that …… commission …. until it comes under assault.

[male voice interjects “Yeah!”]

And it’s going to come under assault.  As we hit this revival ….. I’m telling you ……… this is a multi-generational revival ………..

I am NOT … one ….. number one ……I told God …… I am NOT going home without seeing it.

[Moderator’s note:  It is actually GOD who decides the number of our days and the hour of birth and death …. Amanda Well’s declaration will have no effect whatsoever on God’s decision.]

I wanna be part of it ……… I’m gonna be mad if I get to Heaven and you guys are all part of it and I’m not ….. and so when I see on Facebook “Oh, Jesus come quickly”… NO!…… I’ll be mad

[Moderator’s note: The last day will hardly be determined by what people declare on Facebook!  This is getting more ludicrous as Wells goes on.]

Don’t come yet!

[audience laughter]

And also.. God ……. Jesus don’t come …………. because there are a lot of unsaved out there.  And I don’t want them going to Hell.  I want a heart o’ compassion.

An ……. and so…………. when God gives you a word…….. and he’s given you a word ………. I want to tell you … that word has to be tested …. it has to be tested ……. “You are my beloved son” ……….. a few days later he’s in the desert with the devil ….. why was it forty days by the way? …….. because the number forty means ……… um ………. breakthrough for every nation ………… for every tongue ……… for every tribe ………. for every culture ………… that’s number forty …… breakthrough ………. to bring redemption ……….. that’s what number forty means.   By the why ……… way ………….

And then suddenly the  devils says…. . “Are you the son?”  So whenever we get a revelation from God ….. there is always a question that will undermine it.

[Moderator’s note:  Chapter and verse ?  This is total nonsense and has no basis in scripture whatsoever.]

And I’m telling you ………… there will be a question that’s going to undermine this revival.  Get ready ……… but ………… it will always undermine the ….. the revelation that’s given…….

25:03  Questions challenge the commission given as ….. questions have no power … unless we give them power ………. unless we empower them …………

Now  …………. that’s not really where I was going tonight…….. but that’s what I felt the Lord … talk ….. to you ….. to you guys about……… but I love this ….. because Jesus didn’t say…. pray for the sick and hope for the best ………… he didn’t say raise the ……. raise the dead and good luck ………. we hope ya’ do it …………. he said “Just do it

[male voice interjects “Yeah”]

………… just  do it!”  He said “Heal them!” Do you know what?  The sad thing ….. is it’s  something we can’t do .. even a doctor……. you cannot heal anybody … without external help!  Yeah …….. I don’t go into the doctor and say “I’ve got a sore throat

They go …..“ooooohhhhhhhhh….”

[audience laughter]

They needs something! ……….  you know ……….we’ve been called to an impossible lifestyle ………. (starts clapping) and I wanna say ……… come on England….. we’ve been called to this lifestyle ………. it’s totally impossible…. [male voice begins to interject] BUT… WE …. CAN ….. DO …. IT……..

[male voice “Yeah!” then (indecipherable)]

It’s impossible apart from the empowering presence of God ……….. and you know tonight I even feel like …..  I ….. I  won’t do it ………… Matt,  you did it for me ……. you jumped on the lounge …. you know ……… I loved it ………… I’d probably would break it …… but like to dance on this table …. and just say COME ON! ……. COME ON! ……. WE CAN DO THIS! You know apart from the presence of God ……. and the command is to put us into a place of dependency ……….. of co-dependency with him.

[male voice interjects “Yeah”]

We act like it’s all us ………….. let’s be real!

Oh no I lay hands on the sick …….. oh, I can’t ………… I don’t have enough faith …….. I had NO faith for that girl in intensive care ……… NOTHING! …………. [male voice interjects “Yah!”] But it was a co-dependent thing ……. he told me to do it ……….. there was power in the commission ………… I knew that it had to come to pass ………… because of that.

Hhhhhhhhhhhherrrrrrrrrrr! I not saying don’t have faith . but I’m saying that’s how we are ………….aw… what if it doesn’t work…………. oh wow!………..

[male laughter]

It doesn’t work!  How many of you have laid hands on the sick an….. an….. and nothing’s happened?  (claps) Yes! Ya still here!

[audience laughter]   Ya failed!   Great!  Alleluia!

[male voice interjects “Yeah”]

[Moderator’s note:  The Bible says that when we lay hands on the sick they will be healed.  Wells and others today appear to be preaching a gospel of “hit and miss”.  these snake oil salesmen are also preaching this philosophy when it comes to prophesy – claiming that you just “have a go” and it doesn’t matter if you get it right or not?  Does this sound like it is from God?]

Ya still here!  And it’s something that we can’t do…..

[Moderator’s note: WHAT??? Are these people actually listening to what she is saying?]

and it’s not because he’s cruel………… but …….. because when he spoke that commission ….. and he said …….. “Nothing is impossible to God” ….. there was power in it.

You know the word “nothing” is ….. no thing broken into two words….. “no” which is no …. and that the Greek word “thing” there ………..is the word “rhema”.  No rhema.  It…it means this ….. the word possible means ability, power and strength….. it can be translated like this ………

28:00     No freshly spoken word of God …. will ever come to you ….. that does not contain … it’s own ability to perform itself.….

[audience interjection indecipherable]

[Moderator’s note: Translated like this by whom?  Source?]

He said we can do it.  Come on! 

[male voice interjects “Yep”]

We can do this.

[male voice interjects “Yep”]

Are we gonna fail?  Yes!  Who cares?  I just get back up……….

[male voice interjects “Yep”]

You fell over ………. can you imagine …. if you were a child ………….. an… an …… and when you would learn to walk the first time you fell over your parents … were ……. well that’s it ………… you’re stupid.  You’re an absolute failure.

[male laughter]

You took two steps ….. fell …… don’t ever try it again. 

[male voice interjection]

What did they do?  I’ll tell you what they did! Most of them got down on their knees … and…..(claps)… did this ……….. and we’ve been taught not go to the hands of God.

Don’t…… don’t ….. don’t …… hunger yer …..don’t look for the hands … go for his face………… what did their hands …………  reveal?  Their face!

[Moderator’s note: Is anyone actually making sense of this nonsense?]

And I believe God is saying “Come on…. use my hands.   Go for it!  Release his presence …… and this time. I tell you ….. God’s about to do something………. you know……. when the Lord gives a command …. he enables what he commands………. and what was totally impossible a moment earlier …….. now becomes possible.

Ya know I remember…… I ……… I’ve accidentally raised three people from the dead!  and it’s an accident.

[male laughter]

[Moderator’s note:  Yes, you read this correctly – listen to the audio!  Amanda Wells has claimed that she has ACCIDENTALLY raised three people from the dead!]

Total accident!………… the last one …. um …… was in Germany …. and that one was …… I .. I was a nurse ….. I was a really bad one ……….. but I was one …………..

[MODERATOR’S NOTE: HERE WE HAVE A PERSON CLAIMING TO BE A “PASTOR” AND SPEAKING IN A CHURCH MEETING AND ACTUALLY LYING TO THE CONGREGATION. WELLS WAS NEVER A NURSE!  SHE HAS REPEATEDLY MADE THIS CLAIM OVER THE YEARS AND ALSO ROLLED OUT THIS YARN TO RECEPTIVE AUDIENCES DURING HER TIME IN MINISTRY.  THERE HAS NEVER BEEN ANYONE COME FORWARD TO VERIFY ANY ASPECT OF THIS OUTRAGEOUS STORY!  READ ON!]

And …………. we were all worshipping …. and ….. I …. I sat…………. the thing as a nurse….. I could always tell who was going to die ….. I just knew!

[Moderator’s note: Yes you read that correctly – listen to the audio!]

I ….. I could tell on their face….. I ….. I realise now…….. . it was discerning of spirits. And ……….. I  …. turned around to the woman behind me ……….. and I thought ……….. ooooh …… that was a  ….. dajevu [sic] …. in other words ……… ah …… er …… something …. the future just came to me quickly.…………

[Moderator’s note:  Actually dejavu is a feeling of having already experienced the present situation so not a case of the future coming to mind but of a past experience!]

Ah …. a that’s how I felt when I was nursing.. .. I’d think …… she… she’s gonna die.  O…. and I’m like get behind me Satan …..

We’re worshipping ……… and suddenly we hear…….. (claps) thud ………… well everyone just keeps on worshipping … she’s just out in the spirit……  she never move ……….. and I’m like …… I go to the Pastor and I say …. “I think she’s dead”…….

She’s ……… “She’s not dead”

‘I think she’s dead” ………….

She goes … “O . oh ………..  the woman’s dead….  dead as a doornail …………”

[uproarious audience laughter]

Do you know …… there’s so [indecipherable]  …. there’s like …….there’s a nurse that comes over …… she goes “She’s dead” …….

Do you know …….. the people were still worshipping ……….. still worshipping!  Never even looked ………. they were so hungry for God ………..

We’re like …….. she’s dead ………. they called an ambulance ……… would’n ya  ….. doncha love that …… 45 minutes later!  An ambulance ….. turns up ………….  for a cardiac arrest………..

“Come in”  ………… They say…………. well we now have to call a doctor .. because we …… he has to ………. call it……………. but she’s dead.

The people are still worshipping ……. I know …….. I cannot believe this..

The pastor said “What d‘ ya wanna do?”  I said  I don’t wanna ……… I don’t ….. I don’t wanna preach right now…….. because if I preach everyone’s gonna be looking at the dead woman.  I said……… we’ve…. we’ve spoken life over ‘er ………(claps) ……… that’s it!  Now we’re just gonna worship life……….

Well…….. the doctor ………..came ……… that was another ……… this ………… this is now ,… the service is going on ……… for about an hour and a half ……….. he finally comes ……….he calls ‘er …………. she’s dead …. puts her on the…….. on the stretcher ………….. pushes her out …… this has happened to me so many times now …….. er twice now …………. that ……… as she’s going out ………….. she sits up ……….. and she says “Where are you taking me” in German ……. I haven’t finished worshipping!”

[audience laughter]

[Moderator’s note: “So many times – er twice!”]

“Wheel her back in!   Let’s get ‘er back in  [indecipherable as audience is laughing loudly] the  worship service.”

What was impossible …….. (claps) became possible. 

[male voice “oh…. yeah”] 

Now when I was in Germany years ago  …. I…. I ah …. th… this one …………. was an accident…………. an… an not a nice one …… but this one ……. I sorta killed a man….. accidentally….. and um …. I…I .. we were having a meeting ……

32:00     But … we were ah …… we were …… it was …. it was in a small town in East Germany of ten thousand people ….. and we were having a crusade…..  they forgot to tell us that the …..this was the International Convention of …… of …. um …… the satan….. high priests Satanists  …. the witches and warlocks …. as well …… they were having their convention …… ten thousand people …… you know ………… ya can’t really get lost.

And uh ……. and so .. we …..we’ve ’ve got …….. s ….young teenage singers with us ………… who are LOUD ……. they crank up the music …….. so we CAN’T get lost ………… anyway witches are coming in at night …… and they’re …. they’re ……….. they’re getting saved ………… on the last night …….. um …… we…. I gave the alter call ……. and there were two men right down the back ……… and they were mocking God.

I … I  don’t care…. mock me ……..I don’t care….. mock God …………. oooooooooooooh ……… Mama get’s mad ……. ya know what I mean.  An …. and anyway I …..I looked at them …. and I looked at one …… and I said “Sir.  The next time you…. you …… you….. mock God in church….. you’re gonna drop dead ….. on the door of the ………..  door of the church”.  Good way to stop a meeting.

(Makes indecipherable noise )  Like this.  I’m like “Continue singing……… we gotta get outa here! You know. ”  Ah…… o …. anyway ……………. it. it …… we’re …. we’re closing up ……… and …. people …. come in ……. and say  “Men ……. we’re gotta show you something” ………….. I said “Wha….just bring.. whatever it is …… just come in here and tell me.”  Anyway ….. guess what they drag in? 

[audience laughter… male voice interjects “a dead ….”]

A very …. dead…..  body!  Pupils fixed ……. dilated…………. pupils fixed dilated ……. no pulse anywhere ………. I tried everywhere ……. nothing …… dead as dead.  The kids are like………… “Ya killed ‘im!  Ya killed ‘im”!

I’m like “Shut up….. I KNOW!”  Um …  oh God…. what do I do?  What do I do?  I ….I’m just like “Sing!….. Sing!”    So they’re …… they’re singing …………..you know ….. Jesus lover of my soul …………. Amanda just killed a man ………..

[uproarious laughter from audience]

He’s dead!   I’m like .. oh …..  I’m in emergency tongues now.  You know what I mean……… RRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr …. like this …………. even God couldn’t understand me … God …..what am I doing …… wha ….. wha ……….. what ……….. you know ………….. what do I do …. what do I do ……………. ya kn……. he’s dead there for ages ………… I’m like….. God …………….. an…… an ……. and the Lord just said to me ……..”Speak to ‘im”!

I don’ know what to say!  What do ya say?  Merry Christmas?  I don’ know!….. [indecipherable]

[loud laughter from audience]

Do you know…… I….I just started to speak to ….. I just spoke …… I don’ know …………… what…….. life I guess ………… I mean … there was nothing… I just co-laboured with what the word said… . [male voice interjects “yeah”]  speak to ‘im ……….. that’s all he said……..Speak! 

I ….. I was too scared to even lay hands on him again.  I’m not touching …… y’ know …… I just spoke.  Suddenly (claps hands) the guy gets up …….. sits bolt upright ……….. and says ”I need Jesus!”………. Yes you do!  [interjection by male voice] We got ‘im bap … baptised in the spirit….

[male voice says  “Wow”]

I said to ‘im …..”So tell me about yourself”.  He said …. “Well…… I was a high priest Satanist”.  He said “I got outa jail today.

I said “What were you in jail for?”

He said “I slit someone’s throat.  I killed ‘im… I drank his blood and I enjoyed it”.

I said “Pastor, have you got water anywhere?”

He said “No…… only in my bath”

I said “That’ll do”.

[Moderators note:  Has the Pastor had a sex change operation in the last few minutes?  Previously Wells referred to this pastor as “she”.]

“We’re goin’ to your house”.

Filled up the bath …. baptised this guy in water ………… held him down.  I figured I ..I’d risen…. ..raised him from the dead once ….. you know ….. it was okay………. so we just held him down until he started kicking …… (indecipherable) …. Noooooo ……… he was saved………..got ‘im up.   Do you know now that guy ….. is one of the greatest evangelists in the Stanist gangs in East Germany.

Got born again………. I mean…….. I’m ME!  I’m a  mother!  I’m a grandmother!  I’m nothing …. do you know what I mean?  Who am I ?  Actually I’m a 60 year old woman who shouldn’t be going around the nations like she is .. told God . I’m still going on my Zimmer frame if I have to.

All ….. he said ………..  was… lay hands on the sick……. raise the dead ….. cast out demons…….

[male voice: “Yeah”]

[Moderator’s note:  No Amanda Wells, that is not “all”!  He said. Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you”. Matt 28:19-20 ESV]

We can do it…… we can do it …. because when the Lord enables you and gives you a command what was totally impossible earlier ……. becomes possible.  Why?  Because he spoke it.

[male voice interjects: “Yeah”]

And I wanna tell you, he’s speaking it now in England.  Come on…………with the ….within the command ………..

36:00   he releases a presence …… and somewhere ….. in a command .. there is always a commission …….. always …… and…..and…there I …. an what ….. our thing is ……….. we have to have the ability to embrace the assignment …………. and this is our responsibility.

And I believe for England right now ….. and for you in London ………. It’s your responsibility …… to embrace ….. the commission …… right now………….. what are you going to do with it right now?    Because this church …. I … I said “God what is this”…… and he said “It’s a ….. it’s a space station….”

I said “Lord, that’s a Hubble… not a Hub …….. just in case you ….. you  got your words mixed up …….. and he said “It’s a NASA space station……….”  He said “It….. it looks small at the moment … but the satellites…….. go throughout the whole world”……  we pick up the world……. through the NASA ……….. and I’m like ….. God is gonna do something ……….. London … You’re a HUB.

[Moderator’s note: So, Wells thinks highly of herself enough to correct the God of the Universe?]

37:00    Come one … you’re a revival Hub.  An… and we KNOW ….. that it’s the spirit of God within….. . but when I embrace the commission ….. with the responsibility of the commission ……. God said “Do it!’….. Come on …. I can do this …………. my thinking process is not ….. I hope it works ………. but I’ve been commissioned….. to do this ……… so IKNOW it works.

[male voice interjects]

Because he SAID it …………. you know …….. an ………. and.. let me just …… so try and wind this up.  I … I love this when Zechariah …….. remember Zechariah …… the … the father of …. of ……. er ……………..of um ………… John the Baptist… in …. in Luke 1: 13 -17-18 and 20…..  an…. and he’s there praying…… now …… ya gotta love this ……………. he’s there praying ………… the presence of God …….. he’s in the temple …….. an angel turns up ……………. right?

An ….. and he says ….. suddenly he’s afraid “Oh …..what’s this?”  Well, I would to ‘cause God hasn’t spoken for three hundred years.  I…. I’d be a little bit scared too then… you know …… and he says ………… the first thing he says ……”Don’t be afraid.. for y ……. for your prayer has been heard ….. and your wife Elizabeth will bear you a son ………….. and you shall call his name John”.

There’s a problem right there.  Number one, there’s an angel.  Right there.  Number two (coughs)….. he’s gonna have to call this … new move of God…. this …. this  thing the … the…. the commission…. the mission that the angel has given Zechariah ….. he’s been praying for it …… and praying for it …… just like you have ………….. (claps) you’ve praying for revival …… you’ve been praying for revival …… but now the angel turns up and says it’s not going to be called Zechariah …. it’s going to be called John…..  John! (claps).

‘at’s like calling it Kevin!

[male laughs]

39:00    Jeff! 

[male laughs]

JOHN!  Hang on!  You’re an angel…… you haven’t been here for a while…… don’t you understand the protocol?  The protocol is ….. that it gets named after ……… the father.   Not…… JOHN!…..

[audience laughs]

[Moderator’s note:  That would be “tradition” and not “protocol”]

Whose John?

[female laughter]

That is a problem right away…. and I wanna say to you ………….. there is a move of God coming but it’s not what you think it is. 

[male voice interjects: “No”]

It’s not even what you …. what you think it looks like.  This is gonna be a John ….. it’s a John move …… totally different ………… I tell you what ……. when it comes ……  I just wanna embrace it

[male voice “Hear, hear”]

Come on Lord ….. if it’s John … whatever it is …………. I want it .

[male voice: “Yeah”]

You know we have angels turn up constantly ….. and I’ve got a photo of one …………. that turned up ….  I just showed Nigel ……  before ….. in our meeting ….. great big angel turned up over our Pastor

[Moderator’s note – Pastor Katherine Ruonala]

40:04     I’m like do ‘ya want another [indecipherable] she was sitting about that far away …. I said “Do you see that?” ….. she said “Yeah”… I said “Quick, take a photo”….. ‘cause my family know that if I take a photo of you… I’ve taken a photo of him …. Yeah …… my aim isn’t…….. [indecipherable]

[audience laughter drowning out speaker]

It’s massive!  You know …. a…. angel sh ….  and th …. this is a time for angels ……. the angelic realm  ….. it’s like an angel turns up … we’re the same as him………  oh we’re gonna drop dead with fear.   I… I …. I …. this angel turned up over Pastor Katherine …. I saw it one day ….. an…. and it was massive…..an it had these great big ….. um ……. like Roman soldiers on ….. ….. er……….Roman soldiers ….. sandals on……

40:46          and I said “What is your name?” a

He said “Troy”! 

I said “I don’t like that name!” …. Well, Troy!   Couldn’t it have been Gabriel?  You know…. Something like that.  Raphael!  Troy!  Well…. He…. he just went like this ….. I thought ….. okay ….. I went home ….. I looked up Troy….. Troy means this …. a foot soldier of the Lord who wears sandals ….. who governs those who govern a city.

[male voice : “Wow”]

I’m like ……. don’t know where you re Troy but I really … I ….. I repent. 

[audience laughter and male voice interjects “Sorry….. I’m really sorry!” and laughs.]

[Moderator’s  note:  What a pity Wells doesn’t repent so easily of her lying and spinning yarns in the name of God as she does of not approving of  a supposed  angel’s name!  Troy is a Greek name, not Hebrew.  ALL of the angels names that we have are HEBREW. The last part of each of the HEBREW names we DO have end in “el,” which in Hebrew MEANS GOD.  Therefore, Troy makes no sense.  Amanda Wells may need to brush up on such important theological details before she decides to spin such a story again.]

I’m really sorry!  (laughs) But ….. I wonder how John felt.  You’re gonna have a child….. and he’s gonna be called John.  I… I wanna tell you ….. we’re IN … the time of superNATURAL manifestations… are you ready?

[Male voice: “Yeah, yeah”]

What are you gonna do?  Get a miracle …. Or see…..  Oh well I don’t believe that’s an angel .. we’ve had people say that .. well what d’ya think it WAS?  Someone said ”That’s lights”…

I said “Okay” …. and we all tried it ….. take the photo …… exactly as where she was standing…….         You can’t do it!  It’s an ANGEL!  It’s got two wings!  An …. and… you know…. we ….. we move …. I believe it’s time for visions….. trances …..

[male voice interjects: “Yeah”…” Yeah”]

Visions,…. Trances …. angelic visitations.  I … I  know … some of you are think ……… whooooooooo ….

[male laughter]

Are you supernatural or what?

[male interjection: “Yeah”]

You know … let me tell you a quick sto……… gee I better stop ……. I’ll tell you a story thirty ….. thirty years ago when I first got saved I ….  read  ….. every book ….. by every revivalist …… in the whole…. [female voice interjects] I think it’s Robin Hood ………..

[audience laughter]

[indecipherable] … an angel …..

[male voice …. laughter “I thought it was the trumpet of the Lord…..” (indecipherable)]

I wasn’t going ……. I was [indecipherable]

[uproarious laughter by congregation]

[Male voice: “I thought the Lord was having a laugh at you”… (indecipherable)….”Troy” ….. laughter]

That’s it!  An… an….. and some of you ….. may have heard this …. ‘cause you …. you’ve …. were in [indecipherable]…………

But thirty years ago ….. I was SO hungry for God ………. I..I just read every revival book there was …. and …. um …. every …. book on the revivals …. and I said “God, I want that.  I wanna do it.  I wanna…. whatever they did, I wanna do it.”  Then I saw that there were fifteen times in the Bible where there ….. where it talks about translation….. and I saw how ….. some of the old men of God translated… Phillip translated ….. I want that…… I … I …. I want this ………… and I prayed ….. I … it was like “God you said it… I want it ………… and I was like that back then ……….

One day…. we had prayer meetings at 6.00 am every morning what  ….. the Pastor was thinking …. I don’ know …. he had a moment ….. 6.00 am to 7.00 am ….. prayer meetings used to sound like this …….. (makes snoring noise) ..

[audience laughter]

Everyone was sound asleep ……… and this one morning…….  we ….. we were all just laying in our prone positions……… to God ……….. praying ……. and …… suddenly I’m not there ……. I’ve gone ….. and I’m in a car in a ………. In like a pick-up truck ….. and ….. um …… a ute ……. and there’s a cliff beside me and there’s a man ….. it’s a left hand drive…….. and a man was seated behind ….. uh near me……………

44:00     and there was a gun ……….. right next to ‘im …………. I picked up the gun ………. and I got out of the car …….  and I threw it over the cliff …… and I got back in the car ………… and I led him to the Lord ……. and he was about to commit suicide…… next minute ……. I’m walking .. oh no ….. before I left I said … “Where am I?………… He said “Nova Scotia

[woman interjects: ‘Mm..mm”]

I walked back into church………. an….. that’s where I was …… the next  ……… I was walking back …… they said “Where have ……we thought you’d gone home.”

I said “No ……….”  I said “er where’s Nova Scotia? “  I didn’t even know where it was.  Anyway I told my Pastor and he told me ….I…I’d gone fruit loopy ….. I was off with the pixies ……. and I needed to come back to earth …….. I did sadly  ….. and you know I lost a lot of the supernatural in that.

Do you know ….. last year I put a word on the Elijah List……. first word ……. and … the next day it was Jen Baker actually who wrote to me and said……..  “You’ve got a word on the Elijah List” ….great.  I had 400 emails  ……  and I went through them all ……….. and suddenly there was one email that said ………. Nova Scotia ………… I’m like …. Oooohhh……… I’m gonna read it …………. I opened it …. and it said ……… “Hi, I’m Don Wells….”……. same name as me……… he said “You probably don’t remember me…….. thirty years ago you were in my car …….. stopped me from committing suicide ……

[exclamation from male voice in audience]

And you led me to the Lord.  I really wanna connect”.  I’m like …….. OH MY JESUS!………

[continual male injection with indecipherable noises]

I’m like ….. this is real ……

[male voice: “Yeah ….. absolutely” ]

[Moderator’s note:  On 23rd July 2015 on Pirate Christian Radio Pastor Chris Rosebrough actually reviewed a sermon in which Wells told this same story. Here is the link to the program.

http://www.piratechristian.com/fightingforthefaith/2015/7/god-sized-dreams?rq=Amanda%20Wells

On this occasion, she was teaching at Faithlife Church in Australia.  Wells makes a living out of going to churches all over the world and repeating these same fanciful stories.  However, as with all pathological lies it becomes difficult for her to remember the details and to repeat the story the same way.

At 15:45 on this program you will hear Chris Rosebrough begin his review of this story as told by Wells.  Listen to the story as told on the audio of this transcription and then listen again to Chris Rosebrough’s program to hear how the details of the story have changed.  In one story she claims she has thrown the gun away and then brought the guy to the Lord and in another version she reverses the order.  Quite a detail to confuse.

As the story continues in this audio Wells claims she had 400 emails after her “word” appeared on the Elijah List but in Faithlife church she claims that the number was about 900 emails!!!!!  Quite a discrepancy. The segment ends at 26:38.]

The baby will be called John.  How hungry are you?  I’m want more of it.

[male voice interjects: “Yeah”]

I don’t know about you .. but I want this!

[male voice: “Yeah”]

I WANT THIS……… the baby will be called John ………. And then it goes on  …… and  Zechariah said to this …..the angel “Well, how shall I know this?”  Are you mental?  There’s an angel standing in front  of you with a .….with a message … and the angel answered him and said “You’ll be sli… silent . and unable to speak ……… until the day ….. these ….. things take place”.

An….. and Zechariah……..riahs’…. his response …. revealed something ….. during the time period between the original asking  …… and the moment of getting the long …… ah the answer….. he was no longer hoping ….. or expecting anything.

England’s been in that period.  You speak to people ….. you speak to the church ………. Oh……. We’re not going to get anything …… you know …… there’s nothing happening ………. and I wanna tell you ….. the angel of the Lord has come to England ……….. and it’s like he’s pronounced over this nation ….. the move of God………..

[male voice interjects: “Yep”]

And it’s not what you think……….. Zechariah’s words impacted the angel ………. and the angel impacted the situation …………  Words can affect our manifestations……. and making his ….. him mute…. was not a judgement on Zechariah.. but actually ….. it’s was Gods’ way of  ….. protecting …. him from talking his way out of the ….  manifestation ……… and ………….. when the baby was born… Zechariah’s ….wrote … on …on …. wrote down …. “His name is John”.  Totally different.  He wrote it.  And I believe that God is saying you’re writing in history today …….. you’re writing the next move of God in history…………. John is not the name that you would give……  John is a name that was….. w..w….who…. who was called John  …… back….. back  then?  It was not a known name.  And God is saying to you today that ……… there is a name ……. there is something happening in this nation.  Will you partner with him?  Will you say “come on, God”……. I wannna do it …. I …I wanna go there………… I just wanna go … wherever you want me ….. I …I’m there… I’m co-labouring with you Lord… an…an…it’s different to what you expect …. but are you hungry enough…. that it ….. that you’ll just step into that realm ……… where it’s not like you …. you kn … that’s all it is ………… is stepping into that glory realm……. and I’ve learnt to do that …. I just take a step ………. sometimes I’ll take a s.. physical … step …. and just go there ………. because I want an encounter with God … an….. and God is …. really I believe over England.  Come on!  The angel of the Lord .. the angels of the Lord are over this nation right now.  And they’re saying (claps hands) … “This is revival… you are in the midst of a move…..”  and your words and the way you respond to it… is going to affect the manifestation in the next coming years.

So how are you going to respond?  Are you going in or are you going out?  Are you saying “Yes….. I’m in …. I’m in this God for the long …..  for the long haul.  I’m in this move of God.  You know…. Paul said “though I speak with tongues of men and angels…..”…… and I think the church has stopped praying in tongues …… and when we pray in tongues ………….. (claps hands)…. Come on! …. It’s not a “shuck-a-ma-huck-hi!”

[Moderator’s note: Blasphemous referral to gift of tongues]

48:55     When I get up in the morning it’s a [Here Wells again launches into an exhibition which she purports to be Biblical  tongues] …… I’m speaking the language of angels ….. I’m connecting with the angels …… and the angels there …… affect the manifestation ….. of what’s going to happen on the earth.  We are in the middle of a move.

Are…. you ….. ready?   

[audience interjections] 

Phhhhhh…….

[male voice: “Yeeesss”]

Are you ready?  Are you ready?   Are you ready?  Because…I … I just sense ….come on!….God wants to do things . I don’t know about you but I…I … was told translation was wrong . I’m ready again ……… you know God says  ….. as he is so am I!  Jesus walked through walls!  … I’m practising!  I might get my nose busted ….. but I’m practis ….. I want to do as he is………….

[Moderator’s note:  Wells has claimed over the years to practice walking on water in her bathtub and now we her she is practising walking through walls.  Is there anyone who is still prepared to claim that this woman does not need professional help?]

I want what he wants!

[male voice interjects: “Yeah”]

[Moderator’s note:  What he wants is clear if you would read your Bible.  Repent! And turn away from this delusional behaviour!]

And I just want to say you tonight … be hungry …………

[male interjects: “yeah”]

Don’t be religious!  Don’t let our words affect the manifestation in this nation any longer.  Now….. I’m tired of hearing this nation’s hard . I had a Muslim woman asking me about Jesus…………….

[Moderator’s note:  No she didn’t.  In fact, Wells allegedly asked her a question and when she responded that she was fasting, Wells told her that she you fasts too and when asked why, Wells supposedly said “because of Jesus”.  That is NOT someone asking about Jesus.]

50:00    It’s easy!  Get ready!  We had a man …I …I …. in one meeting we had ….. you know …. there ….. there’s a woman called Izzy [Moderator’s note: Izzy De Gersigny, Australian pastrix] ….. and when she song leads ….. man …..  God comes!  She’s …. she’s over fifty…… a dancer …. and she’ll do cart wheels when she’s song leading.  But God comes ……… somewhere I was gone ……. I saw three angels coming into our church……….

One …..  handed….. the church … .. the Middle East…..  just handed it …. to pastor Katherine ……..Izzy…. Izzy starts playing on the …. on her thing that she’s going  ………. “I eeee…. ay yya ya ………” singing some Arabic song ……. I’m in a trance ….. I’m there ……. no one    uh everyone’s sitting down ….. Izzy and I are off with the fairies …… I was off with God ………… I see this …. this move ………… I see this angel coming in …………  there were three … there was [sic]  two others ….. and all of a sudden ….. you know … I open my eyes …… and everyone’s sitting down …………. and ………………. I…I … pastor Katherine looks and says “ What did you just see?”  I told ‘er.  It wasn’t long after that ………. we had a guy come in ………. [indecipherable name] ….. he was a Muslim …………. He was an Iranian…… he came in … got ma ….radically saved …. We had such a move of God of… of ….  of so many of the refugees coming into our church.  Izzy said, “As I ….”….uh she said ….. she didn’t know what I’d seen but she said an angel walked up to her then…. it was like TO me …… walked up to her and started singing a song in Arabic ………… actually  (same indecipherable name) ……. then …….. he wasn’t there then ….. but someone was there who understood Arabic and knew what …. what ..sh..was being sung…………. God is so great.

[Moderator’s note: Notice how Wells changed her story part way through…. First about to claim that it was the Iranian man who was there and then thinking better of it and changing her mind] 

God is doing something…….. (sings) are you ready?  Are you hungry?……. I’m hungry…………

[male voice interjects: “Yep”]

You guys.. all we have to do is this …………. and just release his presence ………..?

[male voice interjects: “Yeah”]

And release his presence ………….. Father we are SO hungry ………………

[male voice interjects: “Oh yeah”]

Father we are not going to let our words affect aFather God manifestation in this nation…. where …..where death is being spoken anymore.  Father ….. we just thank you ………. that Jesus ….. you wa…you wa… you want a John…… whatever that is ….. whatever revival looks like.  It’s the only word we’ve got……….. until it appears Father………..  we.. it’s the only word we’ve got.  And Father….. . that’s the word we can use……..

[Moderator’s note:  Have you heard of the Bible Wells…. That’s the Word!]

Father …. we declare it …………. In this nation toni … I declare (claps hands) it in London .. I declare revival tonight

[audience now joins in …………….. some speaking in nonsensical language – against Biblical instructions]

I declare such a manifestation….. of a revival of God ……. (claps hands)…. Let the baby come!

[Moderator’s note: The baby???]

Let the baby come Lord! (claps hands). 

[male interjects: “Yes Jesus” and then continues to interject with agreement throughout the next few minutes.  Wells is now shouting]

Father, I thank you …………. I thank you, Lord… I declare…. Father ………….. the commission …… I declare Father God…. each one of these will raise the dead!  They will lay hands on the sick and see them recover….. and Father (now continually clapping hands) demons are just gonna be cast out of systems …. out of people…  I thank you Father 

[Moderator’s note:  Have you heard of the Bible Wells?]

53:08     Father tonight ……. we just declare into that realm …………. We declare in the realm of London ………. Father I thank you ………… for your blood that protects ………. But we …. We now declare into this area ….  and Father we just say … that in this area ….. in London ….. where there has not been a move of God for a while Father God ……. there’s got to be such a move of God that people on the Tube  ……. are just going to get healed…… Father, something is going to break out ……….. something is breaking out Father … I …. I just thank you for breaking out ……. breaking out ……. where there are dead systems ……… where there are dead things …….. Father God ………… it’s’ like (indecipherable)….. the church …. is going to go in an …. and just lay hands on the dead …. and see them recover.

[constant interjections by male voice throughout]

He didn’t say pray a thousand prayers….  he just said raise them up … I don’t know how ….. but we just do it …….

Father…. I just thank you right now ………… I just declare ………. even over every single person here who’s hungry…. I declare Father God ……  tonight ………… the supernatural move of God ……….. I declare the supernatural tonight …… outrageous moves …… outrageous….. outrageous …… outrageous ……. Father God.

Will there be craziness?  Yes!  Father ….like Bill Johnsons says …. “If there’s no poop in the storm, there’s no cow’s (indecipherable)”  ….. ah we just clean it …… it’s okay …….we’re adults …. we’re not children ……. we  look and say “oh we don’t want to clean it” ….. we’re adults ….. Father I just thank you for an outrageous move  ….. I declare tonight …….

[woman’s voice interjects: “outrageous…. That’s the word ……”]

Outrageous……..

[womans’ voice: “Are we outrageous God…………….]

And I believe that is the word …… outrageous …… outrageous …… outrageous.   

[male voice: “Yes Jesus”]

Ya… ya know Father ….. it’s like …. The unsaved have their rage meetings……… their rage …. they have these rave and rage things ………… in Australia ……….. and so with drugs and alcohol …. but Father God……. (sings)  Ahaaaaa ……… you are our ……….( screeches indecipherable)….. (sings)….ahhhh ….. than you ……..  Father I just thank you tonight ……….. for an encounter……… with you ……….

[male prays …………..]

56:03   Let’s be intentional…… in our asking ………… I told him I want it…………. I want it all ………….sometimes  English people are too nice …………. let’s be nice ….. let’s not …. let’s not be above anybody else ……… Oh …… ah ….. if you don’t want yours I’ll take yours as well …………..(indecipherable)…..

[audience laughter]

I’ll be …th… ka….. I’ll be the kangaroo. I’ll (indecipherable)  … I’ll take it all ….. God if they don’t want it.  I’ll have it…… but Lord. it …. it’s like their …. their pain ………….. …..oh Jesus …………Father we thank you tonight…….. (exhales loudly) PHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh …………………… Father God….

56:48     Do…..does someone know Helen?  Does anyone here know a Helen?  Wh…who knows Helen?

[Moderator’s note:  Amanda Wells now, which she has done so many times before, engages in cold reading which the Bible strictly condemns ….. fortune telling, mystical arts and practices which are abhorrent to God are sins of the most grievous kind. That the Pastor has permitted this in his church and congregation for which he is responsible, is deplorable.] 

Er…. You know Helen!  And before I give Helen… does someone know Fiona?  Does someone …. anyone ….. you know Fiona!  Great!  Father, thank you Lord…. I just ….. I’d better give Helen ….. before I forget Helen … otherwise I will …… Father, I just thank you for Helen……….. You know … you need to go back.  Is she in  ….in  …. in America?   Yeah …………ah… ah … you need to go back and call her …… and tell her that the destiny and the promise that God gave ‘er…………. and even th….the ones that she forgot .… because she prayed a long time ago ………. and she forgot ……. is she saved?

Nooo!  Ah…… ‘cause there’s a destiny on her life a… and there’s …. but there’s things that she’s actually asked…it’s like she’s asked God for …….. but she’s not saved …….. you know what I mean………… you know wh……oh God ….. do this …. and ya don’t even know God.  And she’s… God‘s saying……. I know her…… I love her ………. I have my hand on her…………. an… and she’s gonna come ou….….. and she’s got such a destiny…. an …. and i…. it’s time to come out … it’s time to come out ….. you’ve got the word of God for ‘er ……. and as she co ….. I tell you she’s gonna come out …… of what she’s in … she’s gonna come out of that …………. and this is her time …… this is her season ………… this is her day ……….and God’s gonna do something that is SO powerful …. an… .y could….. y’ you need to go…an…. a ……lay hands on her …. and if ya can’t get to  ‘er…. lay hands on an envelope … lay hands on a letter …. and send it to her….. because God is saying “This is her moment ……….. in …. In history.”

[Moderator’s note:  Quick recovery needed here when she finds out this “Helen” is not saved.  What a good thing that Wells had been purposefully so vague when she mentioned “the promise that God gave her”. ]

An….. tick tock …. tick tock …. time is…. time is ….. time is …….. it’s her moment ….. an ….. and Fiona……..  Is  Fiona born again? 

[male voice: “No”]

She [sic]not born again either .. man ……….. I tell you these are your fish! ….. these are the fish!!!  God’s saying come on!  Start to pray………. start to pray…… start to pray for Fiona….. because as you to start to pray God’s opening a door …….. and there’s a door that’s opening .. it…. it’s a door she closed ……… a long time ago………… an… and it was in (indecipherable)… her childhood …. she closed the door ……… and it was almost like the door of her heart got closed ……….. in that area………… a…. and the Lord has been prying open this door ….a …. and suddenly there is a softening coming ….. to ‘er heart …………. an…… and she’s yours.  God’s saying “Go and lay hands on ‘er…… because  if you…. if your with ‘her……if your near ‘her……just lay your hand on ‘her ….. just put your hand on ‘er shoulder ………… release him!   And something’s gonna break out in him …… in her ……. and there is a …….. there is something there that is a softening of her heart…… an ……. and there is a ……… she’s going to seek for forgiveness … it’s like she needs to forgive someone ………… an … and it …. It’s  behind a locked door ……. and as she forgives …………. something’s gonna break out over her…… totally break out.  You know …….. and God has his hand on you ………….. you are a leader among leaders ……. and God has his hand upon you………….an there is leadership thing ….. as soon as you walked in  it was like …………… a king’s just walked into the room.  A king’s walked into the room.  An ……. and something just walked into the room.  You carry kingship………..

60:00     You carry something ………… you carry leadership ……. you carry the call of God ………… you carry the hunger of God……….. when you walked in …. It was like WOW! …… I could feel like I’m go… just pulling ……….. and God’s saying “I’m gonna do it “ ………… you asked for something tonight….. you said “I want that” … and God’s saying “I’m gonna do it through you, for you and in you. Get ready son….. because there is a leadership thing ………… you’re gonna teach others …….. how to …. to WALK in this …….. you’re gonna teach others how to walk in the….. in the miraculous ….. in the impossible…… and the impossible is going to become the possible to you.  Y…. you live in the impossible ………. It’s your home … it’s your place ………….. an.. and it’s like ………… where do I live……… I live in Impossible Street.  An…. and because that impossible is going to become possible.  Get ready!  Ha………. in Jesus name………….

Does somebody have a birthday in March?  A ….  th..s….. it’s you!  Only one?  Just one birthday ….. two birthdays in March………… March…….. January, February, March….. third month ………. it’s ……… sorry I had to count whether it was three or four …… I failed maths ……. an ……… and number three ……. I love it …..number three  ……. in ….. in ………..there is something that’s happening ….. your birthday is ……. January, February, March ….. yeah …… why do I keep thinking four ….. there is …. because God’s saying ……. there’s something else coming there.  In ..er… the third month ….. number three……….. in..in Hebrew letters……  is … is the letter Gimmel  …. and Gimmel is like a camel… it’s a camel … and a camel brings resource ………… a camel always brought …… um …… it was ………. a… y … yes it was an animal of burden …. but what it was burdened with was resource and provision………. and always came in a caravan carrying ….. that provision…………. and God is saying there is provision coming for both of you …………. the camel’s are coming …………and …. there’s something about a camel …… you cannot hear a camel come ……….. a camel is so quiet that you cannot hear it …… you don’t even know a camel is behind you until it opens its mouth ….. and you smell its breath.  And that’s what it’s going to be like ……… you’re just gonna discern that the camels are here…… not by what you would normally discern………. but you’ll discern a different way….. it’s like you’ll smell their breath….. you’ll…. you’ll know they’re their ….. and they’re coming with the provision that you need.

[Moderator’s note:  So, from the number three, Wells has gone to the third Hebrew LETTER, Gimmel, and because that sounds like “camel” purports that therefore this means provision is coming? This is directly lifted from the teachings of one of Wells’ favoured people from whom she has plagiarised over the years, Lance Wallnau, another false prophet who has been peddling such nonsense over time.] 

Have you got a house? I…I… are you believing God for a house? 

[male voice: “No”]

Well it’s time you did …. Because God’s saying ……. wh… what are you believing for?  Wh …. Where are you living?  With Mum and Dad? 

[male voice: “Nah”]

Oh thank God ….. thank you Jesus………. Um …. Where?

[male responds: “With my Pastors”]

[Moderator’s note:  Strange that God didn’t know this already!]

Okay ……… y… y need to believe for a house ………. And what sort of house do you want? Because the camels are coming.  Don’t let them pass you by …………. without provision and go to someone else …… you need to believe bigger … greater……….. an….and because something is about to happen when you get the house ……… (sings oooooohhhhhhh) ……… something’s about to break out.  God’s about to do something.  An…… and then I kept seeing four ….. number three….. y…. the birthday is three ….. number three… Gimmel….. but number four comes after three and four is the letter “Dalet”………..and four is the number of…. of ….Dalet  is an open door …… an it’s an open door into Heaven …. an …. and what it means is that Heaven’s open ……. but you better get ready because what’s in Heaven, you need to download on earth .. gods going to start to show what’s in Heaven ….. and when you start to see what’s in Heaven…… you’ll wanna bring it on earth…. an…. and God is gonna show you ….. and give you ……… INCREDIBLE supernatural powers…… if…. you … will …… allow …… it!

The provision’s coming …….. an… don’t be scared……….. there’s that …. that ……..woooohhhh…. and also … what if I go flakey ………….oh… i…. it’s God!  Ask for God .. if you ask for a stone…… you know … wh…… why do we get………… ooooooooooooooooh .. I might go weird…. you’re not gonna go weird ……. you’re not weird now …………  you’d be weird now if you were gonna go weird……….

[audience laughter]

Just start…. to believe … because God’s saying “There is an open door”…………

Holy Spirit…… Father God ……….. we just thank you …………..

I dunno … ..I just…. I just sense that ……….. there is a hunger of ………….of… of something new here………..

Who’s got the problem on this side of the face .. could be in here .. might be round …. It might be headache………. round …. round here ………… someone have … that somewhere ?  On this side ….. it might be a headache……….. I think that’s happening ……. In the …… side of their face ….. now and then ………… no one?  Okay …….. that is you ……….. okay ……I ….. I’m gonna lay hands on you …. That is you?

[woman’s voice; “Yeah”]

Okay …….. come on down ….. let’s lay hands on you ……….. let’s….. let’s get rid of those things…….

[male voice “I tell you what. Let’s shift this  (indecipherable…”]

Let’s do that ……..’’cause I just feel like God wants to do something……….. father God .. come on!….. just move ……………………

Someone’s got trouble in their right leg …………………

END OF TAPE

The Pastor of this church, Nigel Langford, should immediately apologise to his congregation, resign from his position, return to GOD’S WORD and repent and never again step into a position of leadership. A shepherd who does not recognise a wolf is not fit to be a shepherd at all!


 

If, after reading this transcription you continue to  choose to sit in a church which has invited this wolf and others similar into your midst, rather than to immediately seek a church which preaches ONLY the world of God and does not exist to promote the celebrity of its leaders, then you must prayerfully examine yourself.

Church is NOT meant to be a venue in which you can go to be entertained, nor is it a social club where you go because you friends attend.  Church is the place where you go to worship God and to hear his voice and to learn about HIM and not about the speaker who has you in fits laughing and shows you a good time.

It  can be difficult to extract once ensnared by the tentacles of these fakes and self-appointed leaders but  everything depends on it…. even perhaps your eternal salvation. When one sits under false teaching  long enough delusion takes over and it becomes less possible to discern the truth from the lies.  God is capable of hardening our hearts if we are constantly turning away from his Word and listening to other Gospels.

John 12:40 ESV
“He has blinded their eyes and hardened their hearts, so that they cannot see with their eyes, and understand with their hearts, and turn, and I would heal them.”

Hebrews 3:7-11 ESV
Therefore, as the Holy Spirit says, ‘Today, if you hear his voice, do not harden your hearts as in the rebellion, on the day of testing in the wilderness,where your fathers put me to the test and saw my works for forty years. Therefore I was provoked with that generation, and said, ‘They always go astray in their heart; they have not known my ways.’ As I swore in my wrath, ‘They shall not enter my rest.’”

Exodus 4:21 ESV
The LORD said to Moses, “When you go back to Egypt see that you perform before Pharaoh all the wonders which I have put in your power; but I will harden his heart so that he will not let the people go.

Exodus 10:1 ESV
Then the LORD said to Moses, “Go to Pharaoh, for I have hardened his heart and the heart of his servants, that I may perform these signs of Mine among them,

Joshua 11:20 ESV
For it was of the LORD to harden their hearts, to meet Israel in battle in order that he might utterly destroy them, that they might receive no mercy, but that he might destroy them, just as the LORD had commanded Moses.

1 Timothy 4:1 ESV

Now the Spirit expressly says that in later times some will depart from the faith by devoting themselves to deceitful spirits and teachings of demons,

Deuteronomy 18:10-12 ESV 

There shall not be found among you anyone who burns his son or his daughter as an offering, anyone who practices divination or tells fortunes or interprets omens, or a sorcerer or a charmer or a medium or a necromancer or one who inquires of the dead, for whoever does these things is an abomination to the Lord. And because of these abominations the Lord your God is driving them out before you.

Leviticus 20:6 ESV 

“If a person turns to mediums and necromancers, whoring after them, I will set my face against that person and will cut him off from among his people.

2 Corinthians 11:14 ESV 

And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light.

Galatians 5:19-21 ESV

Now the works of the flesh are evident: sexual immorality, impurity, sensuality, idolatry, sorcery, enmity, strife, jealousy, fits of anger, rivalries, dissensions, divisions, envy, drunkenness, orgies, and things like these. I warn you, as I warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God.

Matthew 7:15 ESV

“Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves.

Isaiah 2:6 ESV

For you have rejected your people, the house of Jacob, because they are full of things from the east and of fortune-tellers like the Philistines, and they strike hands with the children of foreigners.

2 Chronicles 33:6 ESV

And he burned his sons as an offering in the Valley of the Son of Hinnom, and used fortune-telling and omens and sorcery, and dealt with mediums and with necromancers. He did much evil in the sight of the Lord, provoking him to anger.

1 Samuel 15:23 ESV

For rebellion is as the sin of divination, and presumption is as iniquity and idolatry. Because you have rejected the word of the Lord, he has also rejected you from being king.”

Hebrews 1:1-2 ESV 

Long ago, at many times and in many ways, God spoke to our fathers by the prophets, but in these last days he has spoken to us by his Son, whom he appointed the heir of all things, through whom also he created the world.

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