Amanda Wells’ “Sermon”?

TRANSCRIPTION of audio tape from Hub Church, England.  Dated June 10th 2010.

http://www.christiangrowthinternational.org/publisher/search.aspx?searchString=Amanda%20Wells

Pastor:  Nigel Langford and Nicky Langford [Enabler #8]

Bev Murrill [Enabler #7] of Christian Growth International is a friend and promoter of Amanda Wells and seems to have no problem endorsing this plagiarist and storyteller speaking throughout her organization. 

Speaker’s words in black.

Moderator’s comments in blue.

Other individuals in red.  It is assumed the particular woman who continually interjects an cheers Wells on is either the “Pastor” or other organiser of this event.  Whomever it is should be seriously considering her actions.

Speaker: Amanda wells

00:10     Oh gee.  What a privilege to be …………..  Look at all you girls!  Your faces….. it’s awesome…… and… um … I just love this place.  I came last year and I didn’t know anybody … and Jane just said ….to me …. a second ago …… “found family” ………it’s about ………. and I thought ….. that’s what it is ….. you know when you find family ……….. and uh …..  you know …… all over the world… and I just feel like ….. I’ve come back ….. and it’s family …… I absolutely love it….. ah …. I want to thank you for your hospitality….. ‘specially Suzies cooking …… and …. ah ……it’s been just awesome here …. I mean …. she’s been amazing…. and…. and this has been just great ……….

Moderator’s comment:  And here we go as she once again uses a church  meeting to market her unBiblical plagiarized products before she begins. 

00:47        I’ve um …. I’ve got some …. um …. just before I start .. um…. got some CD’s … not very many … because they….. they bought me out of house and home in um ………. Swindon and I couldn’t really bring too many ‘cause uh …….. I wanted to bring clothes as well …………and uh ………. funny about the airlines ….. they don’t like ya bringing both ….. but I do have a little bit ….. up the back .. we’ve got… um ….. ah …. this one is “the Purpose of the Wilderness”………… I’ve just done that this year …. and um ….  I think it’s three Cd’s or two CD’s and a bonus DVD….. and I really talk about why….. do we go through wilderness times ….. and ah …. the wilderness experience is um …. is …. is personal but there’s something deeper that I think the church has missed out on………

Moderator’s note:  Wells constantly repeats the platitude throughout many of her talks that “the church has missed out on …..” something in order to give her a platform to air her personal views.  It is incredible to think that 2000 years of theologians and devoted men and women of God have missed out on something that only Wells herself can reveal.

as in what it can do in a nation when YOU ………….personally go through a wilderness….. what actually happens ….. that was one of my favourite ones …… the ninth hour …… definitely my favourite one …….. um…. we…. we’ve just been through the sixth hour in …….. the um…… in the world…. and the ninth hour we are in now …………with ah coming through …….. and what …. what the dynamic of that is …………. Um ….

Oh I love this one ……. “If Ya Mouth got Ya’ Into it, Ya Mouth’ll Get You Out Of It” …. ‘cause there’s (indecipherable)…… …. you know that’s….. that’s  taken from the Prodigal Son….. his mouth really got ‘im into a lot of trouble …….. but it was his mouth that got him out of it again.

Market Place Invasion…….. um that’s er…. I think it’s uh ….. five…. four….. three….. four I think …. CD’s …on um……engaging the spheres of … uh …. of our …. of our culture …. and uh …. it talks about….  business…..  uh …. I talk about the market place ….. winning the market place ….. um.. the anointing of recognition … how  we need it ….. all sorts of things ….. I know  I’ve got room up the back……….

Are you ready?

[audience responds “Yes”]

Moderator’s note:  What you will hear next deserves particular observation.  Firstly given Wells’ track record for telling yarns we would have to put this into that category as we do not for one moment believe this ever happened to her. Wells has told this story many times over the years.  Notwithstanding, it is a most unsavoury story for a woman to be telling in church and has no purpose whatsoever other than to get a few cheap laughs.  But the biggest clue to the implausible story is that Wells claims very clearly that it has happened to her MORE THAN ONCE! (We have noted that claim in bold letters.) We are at a loss to understand how Wells seems to have a penchant for walking into men’s toilets!

Good……

You know ……. I’m probably a little different … so you’ll just um … I‘m an Aussie so what do’ya expect………… and I remember a few years ago ……. it actually happened to me again this time ….. I came over ….. I couldn’t’ believe it …. and a few years ago I was coming through Heathrow airport…… and um ……. ah …eh …. back in those terminals …… I don’t know why ……… but all the …. ….. a lot of the Muslim women were sitting around the door of the toilet ….. and I thought of course there’s women outside the door …. it must be the women’s toilet….. I don’t’ know why they were doing it ……….. but they did it in that year ….. and so I was tired … just got off a flight and um …. I’m walking like this ….. and I walked in …..  to the toilet ….. ‘cause they all smiled at me……….. as I walked past …….  There was one problem……… it was the male toilet ….. and it was a very busy male toilet ………. It was in Terminal Four….. or Terminal Three…… and it was extremely busy…. an….. and ….. I just want to give you hint at what you say …….

[woman in audience laughs loudly]

if that ever happens to you ….. because I have to take a deep breath and think very quickly because it was a very busy toilet……  I just said with the deepest voice I could probably find…… (adopts deep voice) “Oh, I’m sorry…. I forgot I had a sex change last week”…. and I just walked on out.  I just hoped like anything … that there was no one ………… in that room …… in that toilet …………. who actually was in my meetings and thought….. “OH MY WORD!  IT’S A TRANSVESTITE!  And then when I did it in Belgium … I’m thinking…… if I’ve got a stop confessing this Lord…….. I can either do one of two things ….. stop confessing I’ve had a sex change…..’cause someone’s gonna find out ……… why… er…. you know ….. that I didn’t… OR ……. I can stop walkin’ into male toilets…… I mean … one or the other.

Moderator’s note:  It happened to her again in Belgium? Note this is a church LADIES’ meeting and Wells has given herself the title of “Pastor”.

Titus 2:3-5 ESV   

“Older women likewise are to be reverent in behavior, not slanderers or slaves to much wine. They are to teach what is good, and so train the young women to love their husbands and children, to be self-controlled, pure, working at home, kind, and submissive to their own husbands, that the word of God may not be reviled.”

Ephesians 5:4 ESV

Let there be no filthiness nor foolish talk nor crude joking, which are out of place, but instead let there be thanksgiving.”

04:12    and you know …. y… you get like that when you’ve been traveling ….  I mean …..you know…. I mean …some of those con….continents …… ‘specially when you wear glasses  and  haven’t got ‘em on …………..you don’t really look…… the male and the female look the same until you get in there.

So I am a little bit different …. I’m a little bit wild ……. but you’ll be right………..

You know tonight …… um ……..Susie asked me if I’d do something ………  if I’d talk about what I do …… and uh ….. that…. that’s ….. that’s …..um……  I do a lot I guess…. yeah …. I’m one of these people who has to do a lot …..  ’cause if I don’t …… I get bored ….. I’m A.D.D. ……. um… I’m … I’m prob…. I probably was but no one ever diagnosed me but now I’m so happy I am …. I love it ….. you know … it’s great ….. you can do much when you’re A.D.D.   and…… um …… I do do a lot I guess…..  and I ….. I just …. wanna …… I’m gonna share about that … but tomorrow…….. I’m gonna actually talk about Deborah  ….. and ……. ah ….. I … I just gotten so much out of Deborah ….. just of late again ….. and …. uh ….. and so tomorrow we’re gonna actually …… and I’m gonna preach ….. but tonight I’m just gonna share a bit about who I am…… so let’s pray….

05:14     Father…. I thank you tonight….. for all who you are …..Lord … I just love it when you can worship and ….. and Lord I just love that place where I just sense your presence …….. and sense your spirit Lord ………. it’s even like ya just bring tears to my eyes because I just …… I just love you.

Moderator’s note:  “If you love me you will keep my commandments.”

John 14:15  ESV “If you love me, you will keep my commandments.”. The Ninth Commandment instructs us not to lie!

Lord never let me ….. lose ….. and never let any woman here ……. lose that sensitivity to you.  Never let us lose our sweetness ………. towards you …….  Father, I just ask you to guard every heart in this house ….. that the sweetness….. would never be lost ….. of …. of our first relationship …… our first love ……… just with you Lord …. I just love you so much ….. where would I be without you ……… and Father tonight I thank you as ……. we just come around your word …..and come around …. um …. like ….. just ….  a fireside chat …… you might say ………. Lord …… I just thank you that you are here…… and Lord, you’re going to touch ……… every single woman …… not one woman is going to go home ….. without having some sort of encounter ………. with you tonight….. it may not be …..  out (indecipherable) encounter ….. it may not be one that everybody sees….. but it will be an encounter of the heart this weekend.

Moderator’s note:  Note the tactic Wells is now employing as she prays which is a characteristic of many preachers of her ilk as she prepares and grooms her audience to accept that if something doesn’t happen to them that meets their expectation, they are still being reassured that they are having an “encounter”.  This is placing the suggestion into their minds before the meeting begins so there will be no one who goes away feeling as if they missed out because their “encounter” wasn’t as great or as visible as the next person’s.  This grooming of an audience during a prayer is common practice in many churches and especially in those infected with the NAR.  It is important to recognise that this technique basically employs the “power of suggestion,” and this is very common among hypnotists.  

And Lord…. we just give you honour and glory …… and just thank you so much …… that you would ….. that…. that …..  we are so honoured that you would turn up to our meetings.  My word, Father!  That… the God of the Universe… would …. come to our meeting tonight….. and we just want to honour you…. and say how much we love you….. in Jesus name.

06:45    AMEN!  I almost got carried away then ……….. y’ know tomorrow …. as I said tomorrow …….. I’m gonna talk about Deborah …. she was SUCH an amazing woman ….. she was a wife …… she was a prophetess……. she was a judge ……… but you know what …. she was happy sitting …. under ….  a tree.  She was actually quite happy just under that tree…… just doing what she did…… doing her ministry …. you know…. just in the background …..……. doing what she did.  But one day ……. her season changed………… and I sense that for many of you here …….. your season is changing.  And she….. and when her season changed….. she actually had to ….. reposition herself …. to be used by God differently ….. an…. and I ….I …. just sense for some of us ……. that we’re gonna have to be repositioned.   I just want you to go to Judges 5 …. if you’ve got your Bible… don’t worry I bought mine ………. so you can relax.

07:39      Judges 5 verse 7…. I ah …. I got a little bit of this…. um … I think it was yesterday ……. but I’ve got a lot more to say over this weekend.  And .. um ….  some of this I just …. I just preached on …. but I wanna just ……  go here….. (indecipherable) ….”It says …. in verse 6 …. “In the days of Shangar, son of Anath, in the days of Jael the main roads were empty….”  In other words, there was no business.  I… I mean the city …. that town was actually in a Global Financial Crisis.

Moderator’s note:  From which version of the Bible is Wells reading?

The nation was in a GFC (Global Financial Crisis).  The nation was in… in …. there were trade was lacking…… ah …. there was …. there…. there was probably bashings in the street…. and the travelers went on the back roads…. why?…… because they were afraid  …. of the crime rate ….. an… and there were no warriors in Israel …… 

You know I’m looking at our nations right across … and I’m wondering where are the warriors ……… where are they?  I …. we.. we’re looking at .. I mean I looked at you tonight … and I just went ….. I …I said to Jane …. Oh my wooord!  eh ..she’s a …… wh… I do… don’t think I said it to her .. I can’t remember the exact words… but you’re a pocket rocket.…. I wish I had done ………… what you are doing ………. at your age.  I wish I could have done what I am doing now at your age ….. because I coulda got a lot more done ………. but I was a bit too stupid….. but now I’m making up for it .. I’m gonna do it all at once … ‘cause I ain’t gonna die empty ….. you know what I mean?

Moderator’s note:  Wells is now making up for being stupid?  It begs the question as to what sort of things she was saying when she was younger.

But you look … and you think ….. the….e… the domestic violence….. I ….   I’m gonna talk about like our abortion rate in Australia ……… is 1,000,000… um…. a year …. and there is a Victorian abortion bill that went through in 2008…. that um ……. ah …. ah ..babies could be aborted up to the 40th week of pregnancy….. for 20% of all of those late term abortions are born alive ….. and left to die….. . hate to tell you ladies ….. but it’s actually happening in your nation.

Moderator’s note:  This is actually an over simplification and misrepresentation of the Victorian Law Reform Bill  of 2008 regarding abortion.  Further reading may be undertaken at: http://www.lawreform.vic.gov.au/content/law-abortion-final-report-html-version

When you are the nation … that …..and your nations is one .. when you are the nation is one that is actually advertises abortion ……. on TV ….. I’m  telling you ….. it’s time that the women started to rise up and say ….. “Where are the warriors in Britain?”  Where are the warriors…. when you’ve got so much …. when you’ve got pornography everywhere …. when paedophilia is common ………. when …. when everything is going ……. come on ! ………… Where ARE the warriors!  An … and when she felt this ……. when she felt this storring….. this stirring ……… inside …..  it says there were no warriors in Israel………. until …….. you know there wasn’t a warrior …….. until ……… so that there was no one ………. around ….. until ………… I…. Deborah ….. arose.

10:22     Wow!  Where are the warriors in Britain?  They’re waiting for you and I [sic].

[voice interjects: Yeah!]

…. they’re just waiting for you and I [sic] …. to arise.  And then she said…. until I arose …. a mother …. to Israel.  I…I …. this nation was in a mess ………  until … Deborah arose ….. a mother to Israel……. I mean I said this yesterday to the ladies …………….. and I’m…. I’m…. I’m not preaching… on what I preached on yesterday …. but it just hit me the other night…… I mean hello……she’s just a mother………. she wasn’t even a mother ….. she was a wife…….. she’s a prophetess …..…… in those days… theologians tell us that she actually had to be married to a prophet …  to be a prophetess ….. so all she was was a pastor’s wife……… an… an….. and here she was …. not even a mother ……. but she says “Hello…… here I am………. I’m arising ………. I’m gonna be a mother to the whole nation!”

[voice interjects: Yeah ….]

What an audacity ……… I mean, can you imagine……… wouldn’t ya feel a goose……….. I mean I would ……. Hello here am…. I single .. just a married Mum. I’ve never had a baby but I’m gonna be a mother to all of you.

Moderator’s note: “ Just a married Mum…. never had a baby….”.  She was a married Mum who had never had a baby ……… Wells is not even concentrating on what she is saying.

Audacious.  Shameless.  Bold.  Daring ……. not just that I’m gonna be a mother to the village …. but I’m gonna be a mother to the WHOLE nation.  It’s like singing at the top of your lungs ….. and then realised later that everyone was listening………. and you were as flat as a tack …….. have you ever done that?   And everyone sorta just looking …… I’ve DONE that…………. I did that in a great big conference …. I didn’t realise that everybody had stopped singing……….. I was so lost in God, a thousand women ………….

Moderator’s note:  Wells has just created another opportunity to lead into another one of her “yarns” about herself.  None of what she is saying now pertains to Deborah or the text on what she claims she is preaching but instead she is once again preaching about herself.

12:08     (starts singing loudly) I WORSHIP YOUUUUUU… OU UUUUU……..

Moderator’s note: Wells, this is NOT a musical. Stop. Please stop. This is an entrenched habit of hers to do. 

and now they’re all looking at me ………. and you’re like… where is the nearest door!  I …. can you imagine how she felt.. Deborah? ………… I’m gonna be the mother …… I’m the mother to the WHOLE ………… that’d be something I’d say ………….. and then realise later ……… what a goose!  What was I thinking?  Now I’ve said it …… I gotta do it ……….. because I don’t like saying something and then going back on it ……. if I say something ……  then I’ve gotta go through with it……. and I’d be sittin’ there just absolutely packing it……….. how do I become a mother ….. to the whole nation.

But God is just looking to just one woman …. one woman ………..tonight this weekend …. who will declare ………. why…. not ….. me…….

[woman interjects : “Yeah”]

Why not me?  I mean Deborah could do it ………. and all she did was sit behind a tree and prophesy for goodness sake ……. that’s not really that hard ……… I mean all it is is edification …. exhortation ……… and comfort …… you can’t go really wrong can you!  Just  (indecipherable) tell ‘em  (indeciperable) they look good , they’re beautiful, God loves ‘em ….. send them on their way!

Moderator’s note:  And here we have it …. an insight into the REAL attitude Wells has to the gift of prophesy and how she carries out her fake ministry….. clearly stated in her own words!

God loves ‘em …. send’em on their way! I mean if the nation’s in sin that’s not really hard is it!

OH YOU PEDOPHELIAC!  [sic]

OH YOU ADULTERER!  Oh well I mean that’s it …. you’d soon get rid of them wouldn’t ya?

[audience laughter]

I mean it’s not really that hard…. an …. and then all of a sudden she turned around and said “Why… not …. me?”  I just hope that there’s someone here this weekend that [sic] will turn around and say “Why not me?”  Because ……….. you know ….. I guess I was one of those girls ….. who was just stupid enough… to say “Why not me?”

14:00     You know Suzie asked me tonight to share …. uh ……what I do …. and I … I .. just felt …. that I’d gone home…. and I’d taught at Bible College from 9.00 till 4.00 this afternoon….. prophesied over everything that moved …. and then came home …… laid on the bed and said “shuck-a-ma-huckai… I’m awake God…. let’s go”…. and then … and then I…. in that one “shuck-a-ma-huckai” I actually heard God say “I want them …. I want you to tell your story”.

Moderator’s note:  Wells’ flippant reference to her prophesying over “everything that moved” and blasphemous reference to the use of tongues should have been a warning to everyone in the room that they were in the presence of a false teacher if they had not been wise enough to have seen it before this.  Her claim that she then heard God speak to her and tell her he wanted her to tell her story can be easily identified as a false claim given that the story Wells tells is a lie.  God would never instruct anyone to lie.

14:25     And so I’m gonna sorta tell briefly… as briefly as I can my story tonight. 

Um…. I was born into a very…ah…er…. well….  I ….. I would say… it’s a very, very upper middle class family and…. uh …. when I was born I was quite a fair bit later than my brother and my sister ….. and there was one problem ….  when my brother was born …. he was born with an IQ of almost 140 ………. but if you don’t know what that is…… it’s extremely high…… and it’s genius ……….. so he was a genius ……….  My sister could swim like a fish …. and she was already swimming an …. and being… uh … asked to go to the Olympic games …….. in Mexico.  I come along and I have the IQ of a gnat.  I failed every subject I ever attempted and uh… my nickname when I grew up was “Dumb Old Mand”.  Where’s “Dumb Old Mand”?….. because my name was Amanda … they used to call me Mandy.  And Uh…. that was my nickname…. because I was so dumb.  And um ….. I did a personality profile so we can find out … I was so excited….. and everybody else was excited to find out they were extroverts. I was SO excited to find out I really was an introvert and it wasn’t just me being ………  stupid.  I know that means nothing to you ….. but it meant a lot to me …… because I was born ….. shy…… and…. and you imagine when you’re… in a house …. wi ….. with two people who are so highly….. highly intelligent….. and highly skilled….. and then there’s this kid… who comes along ….. and just never talked.  I …. I never said anything….. and then they used to think …… that I had …. um ………..  I…. I was … you know …… I was um …..  a little bit um ………. a bit off the wall ……….. I WAS!

Moderators note:  We passed this part of the audio to Wells’ sister for comment.  Kerri states that:

This is nothing but distortion and lies.  Over the years, Wells has also disgracefully claimed in some appearances that she was born into poverty and that it was SHE who broke the cycle of generational poverty in her family, a claim that was no doubt intended to give her credentials as a self-professed “business coach” a boost. Our family was indeed a middle-class family (the adding of the “very, very” to the description being a bit of poetic licence).  We lived in a street made up of War Service homes and any privileges we enjoyed were due entirely to our father’s application to hard work and non-smoking, non-drinking lifestyle.

I note that she has claimed on this occasion that her brother had an IQ of “almost 140” and yet on other occasions she has claimed various figures up to 170!  The truth is closer on this occasion.  As for claiming that when she was born I was already swimming and being asked to go to the Olympic Games in Mexico is so ludicrous as to have surely alerted anyone who had done their homework on Wells that the stories she tells are to be questioned vigorously.  I had only just begun swimming lessons when Wells was born, and certainly had not being “asked” to go to the Olympic Games!  One is not “asked” to go to the Olympics, incidentally, one is selected!  As for further proof this claim is ludicrous it does well to note that the decision as to the venues which will host Olympics is typically made about 7 years prior to the actual event.  Wells was born in 1955 and Mexico had not even been selected as an Olympic venue at that point.

As for the disgusting accusation that her nickname was “Dumb Old Mand”, there is NO truth in this whatsoever.  Mandy was a much loved and cherished child in the family and was NEVER referred to by any member of the family by such a disparaging term and I have no idea what would possess to her which to concoct such a story other than to except perhaps gain sympathy from her audience.  As the youngest in the family Mandy was somewhat spoiled and given special treatment that many youngest in families often enjoy.  Her casting aspersions on others in our family in this way is shameful.  She was by no means a shy or introverted personality and her claim to have never talked is utterly ludicrous.  I have no idea why Wells persisted over the years in reiterating these false stories but to do so in churches and using God’s name is a very serious action I can only hope that she will eventually apologise to all those she has hurt and slandered with these stories and seek forgiveness.  And I am appalled that people in churches would invite anyone to stand and relate such lies accompanied by claims that God told her to tell this story!  I would like to hear from them what they intend to do to attempt to fix some of the damage they have helped to cause.  The stories Wells tell here regarding her marriage and the birth of her first child and his alleged diagnosis should be challenged and evidence required.  Wells’ lies are really out of hand and are of such a serious nature as to require professional attention.  Most of which she talks about never happened.

16:05     I… I …. and then I… I  came to Christ …… and when I came to Christ I actually …. um ….. I um was … I…. I was married to a gentleman who I met on a bus….. and who I went home and told my mother I was going to marry him….. and I did ….. but he was…. ah ….. twelve years older than me.  He didn’t think…. he was going to marry me ….. that was the only issue I had….. I soon changed his mind.

And so I got married and our first baby came along ….. and it was Andrew…… and Andrew was born with a tumour on his pituitary gland and they told us not long after he was born ……… that he was going to die ….. and …… uh….. I…. I  just could not get over the fact that Andrew was going to die ….. how can this happen …….. how can I do this … then my mother came to live with us ……. Oh my word!  And uh ….. some of you have got wonderful mothers …… and it would be a joy to have them living with you ……. it wasn’t for me ….. I can tell you …… it… it wasn’t ….. and it certainly  wasn’t for Roger……. He thought that….um….. you know that Jezebel had come into the house…….. because she was depressed …. and going through stuff……. she’d divorced….

And then ………. on top of that …….. um ….. I wa ….  I got depressed ….. Roger was terribly unsaved ….

Moderator’s note:  What is “terribly unsaved”?  Wells’ gift for hyperbole is astounding.

I would find myself in a church now and then ……….. but if he ever went ….. and the only reason he went to church was to blow smoke in the Pastor’s face or to tell the Pastor a dirty joke ….. but he was good man ……….

Moderator’s note:  Definition of a “good man” would be helpful.  The bible says NONE are good.  Mark 10:18 “And Jesus said to him, “Why do you call me good? No one is good except God alone.” ESV

………….anyway…. I got depressed … and ….. and there’s my son dying ……… and my mother-in law ……. my mother causing trouble ……… then his parents came to live with us and by that time I was in a mess … and .. uh I remember one day…….. I… I turned around …. and I ….  I w…went to church and it was Darlene Zschech’s grandparents who gave me the keys to a house in Coolum and said “Amanda, we don’t really know you ………….. but we want you to go to this house for the weekend ………. you and the family ……….and just rest.  I mean …. no wonder ….. I probably went to church like this …… you know I was a nutter.

And so … I … I’ll never forget that…. and that day that I went …. I actually got a whole lot of pills in my bag…..  and on the way up there…..  the drive up there was about three hours ….. I said to a God that I didn’t really know that “If you are really, real God, if you really exist, you’re going to have to make it very clear because when I get up there ………… I’d had enough.  I’ve had enough of my parents…….. his parents .. a s…. a dying son …….  I can’t cope…. everything is too much ……. and um …… I and ……  and at that point Roger had actually ….. um …. he worked at the airlines… he had found a bank robber…. it wasn’t just an ordinary bank robber, it was the MAFIA…. who had arranged to …um ….. to rob the whole Reserve Bank of Australia ……….. and my husband was the one who discovered him …… and not only discovered him ………  ran after him ………. and tore him to the ground …… and then we had people….. the MAFIA ……. coming after our house ……. because they were killing…… going to kill Rog ……….. and he had  …. we had guards….. police guards on our house every night….. I think…  I DESERVED to be a bit stressed out ……. DON’T YOU?

Moderator’s note:  that there were still people sitting listening to this nonsense at this point is the real miracle which merits attention!

19:08     I mean ….. can you believe this .. it would only happen to me.  And so I’m going up there ……… and I got my bottle of pills ….. and I said “God, if you’re really real, you’d better show me, cause I tell you (indecipherable) I’m walking out in the ocean”.  Anyway…… I got there …. we bought some .. the…..groceries….. I’m like …. put them in a box …….. and we got to the house ….. opened the door and I put the groceries on the table …  opened the fridge door…… and as I did something fell down, hit me on the side of the head and fell on the ground.  There are no guesses to know what it would be in Darlene Zschech’s grandparent’s home.  It was a Bible.  It opened at the book of John.  I must have devoured that whole Bible…Rog said “What’s u….”

“GO AWAY!  Just leave me alone!”

I read it… I walked down the beach…. threw the pills away …. and in my simplistic way ………….. I guess I asked Jesus into my life.  And then I realised that if …… God was so AWESOME that he would save me in the middle of a nuthouse ……………. that my God wanted to heal … our son. 

[woman interjects: “Yeah”]

I went on a mission ….. I could not see …… how people were saying “Amanda, you know it’s God’s will maybe that …… that Andrew die”.  RUBBISH!!!!  God saved me ….. the nutter ……….. and made me normal ……. he had to love Andrew enough to save him.  Well I went on this mission … and I went to every church I could find ……… couldn’t find anywhere at that point that …. that even believed in healing ………. and one day I went back to the Uniting Church and a woman came to me and said “Amanda, I …. I wanna take you to a Steve Ryder meeting.”  I said, “What’s that?”  she said, “You’ll find out when you get there”.  Steve Ryder was an evangelist …. I had no idea ………..  Remember …. I…. I’d come out of the only church I ever knew was sorta like a …a  ….. like a Uniting Church ……..  be …. you know …… very stiff ……very stiff ……. very starchy …… and um ………. I remember I walked in ….. this meeting …… and it was probably in a room this size ………… maybe longer ……. bit longer ….. and they were packed to the rafters ….. you know … everyone was like this………….

Moderator’s note:  Read more about Steve Ryder here:
http://www.christian-witness.org/not_in_pubs/dec_mmDetailxx.html

21:10     We walked in …… we sat down ……….. we got down the back ……. and someone’s sort of singing on a guitar up the front ……….. but somewhere ……….. everyone’s got their hands up in air.

I thought “OH MY WORD!  Someone’s got a gun!”   I just put my hand up ….. I didn’t know that sort ….. I’d never been to a meeting like this ……… and then suddenly they’re in worship ……. and after their singing ……… they suddenly sing in TONGUES ……….  WHAT IS THAT! ………….

Transcribers note:  Wells breaks into nonsensical gibberish at this point.

Well you know …. I didn’t wanna be out of it ….. because if they had a gun I’d give it just in case……  and so I’m thinking what do I DO!  I.. I’m wracking my brain …… and I thought ……. I remember …….. one song ………. that I learned at school ……… so everyone’s got their hands up ……..  you …… you know ……………

Transcriber’s note: Wells’ voice has by now risen to an hysterical screeching pitch and she then utters fake tongue language again in order to make her point – this kind of blasphemy in church in order to draw laughs is deplorable.

and I put my hands up and go “Frere Jacques …..  frere Jacques …….. dormez vous…….. and in the (indecipherable)…… everyone stopped singing.

[audience laughter]

(indecipherable – she has become highly excited and is not making any sense)

Moderator’s note: It is highly distressing that people were actually buying into this story!

22:09     I just kept up ….woh….. you never knew……My girlfriend at the end …. he was preaching something………… I didn’t understand … a word of it ……. she dragged me up the front …. and said you’re gonna stand in for Andrew.  What’s that?  Standing in!  Does it mean I stand on him?   What do I….. (indecipherable)

So I stood there and obeyed……… because I still wasn’t real sure if they had guns in this place.

Transcriber’s Note: Remember, Wells DID say she has a low IQ… 

And I …. I  stood there…. an uh ….. an and uh here’s this pot-bellied …..preacher….. bold ……….. walkin’ down the queue .….. bang…..be healed …. bang …. be healed …. they’re going over like flies…. I thought now someone might have had a gun .….but this guy is NOT ….. gonna push me over ………… no one pushes me over……. and I thought I’m just gonna get ready just in case ……. because I can put one fist on his chin ….. and one on his stomach ….. as he passes ….. ‘cause he’s not gonna push me ……….. I’m like this gettin’ ready …. he’s going’ “Be healed … be healed…. “ ….and he’s miles away from me ……….. all of a sudden I can feel myself ……….. I’m going …….. I landed on my back ……. I couldn’t get up….. I crawl back to my seat……… I think someone got …me.. too…uh …. .I think someone got me ….. I think Lyn got me home…… I’m not sure how …… I got into bed that night …. and as I did I had a dream ….. and in that dream I dreamt….. that Jesus came and gave me a scripture….. and it was about the epileptic boy that the disciples couldn’t heal … and who was having epileptic fits ………  he weighed hardly anything ….. he was ……  a sick little boy.    I …. I woke up in the morning……… I remember I got up…. I raced into Roger totally unsaved … and I said “Roger!  I’ve had this dream.  What d’ya think it means?”  He said ……. “How would I know?  I don’t believe in God.  You do, so it must be God”.

Moderator’s note:  Where in the Bible does it say that the boy hardly weighed anything? Wells adds her own details to the bible – a practice which is one sign of a false teacher.

I said “Well that’s a help …..what do I do with it?   He said “I don’t know” ……… so I thought I’d ring Lyn…… and  I asked her “What do I do with this dream?”  She said “I dunno, I’ve never heard of a dream” ….. she said “But  ………….. why don’t you try praying over Andrew”.

I said “Well, what do I say?” 

She said “ I….well”….. “she said ….”  Steve Ryder says (indecipherable). I said …. “ I’ll get a pen.”

“I bind the spirit of… I break the spirit of …..” I’m writing this down ……  I go into Andrew that night ……. I lay hands on Andrew…………… and he’s only about five…. six …. and I told him what was happening …… I said, you know “God’s gonna heal you” ……….. dah…dah….dah” …. and so I laid hands on him…… I started to read the prayer  “Father in the name of Jesus “ exactly how Steve Ryder said it …. and I’m ….  I’m ….. I’m screwed up the prayer ………….

and I said “God, if you are really real…. and I know you are ….. you know my heart tonight ………. it is to heal Andrew …. please ….. just heal him…….”

24:41  the next morning …. I …w…. we go to bed nothing happened …… the next morning I woke up to his scream ……..

[Wells screams:“ahhhhhhhhhhh…………….”]

I…. w.. a…. course ya think ya killed ‘im!  Comes in ….. he said “Mummy, I’m hungry ….. first time ….. I mean he was fed by tubes and everything then ……   I sat him down I gave him the biggest breakfast…… I even gave him chocolate for breakfast  ….. I gave him everything ………..

25:00      We threw away his drugs…. because he just didn’t have ….. a brain tumour …….. anymore … it was obvious ……… he grew three inches in three weeks.  But the day after …….. it was Sunday ………… and um ….. I wanted to go to church ….. ‘cause I was gonna tell everybody…… look what happened.

Moderator’s note:   He grew three inches in three weeks?  Medical proof please Wells. … we can only assume that a child who had been under the care of the medical profession as he had been diagnosed with a brain tumour was now taken back to the doctor to verify your claim?  They threw away the drugs because it was obvious he didn’t have a brain tumour anymore?  Only a parent guilty of extreme neglect would “assume” their child had been healed and required no further medical treatment. That is, of course, IF he had been diagnosed with a brain tumour and was on drugs and was being fed through tubes!

“LOOK AT MY SON!”  and ah … I was so excited …… I got dressed ….. and there was one problem ….  so did Roger….. I said “Where do you think, you’re going?”

He said “To church”.

I said “No, you’re not.

[audience laughter]

Moderator’s note:  At this point we find it essential to ask that anyone who has heard this or read it now tests this story by requesting that Wells provide irrefutable medial documentation of this child’s alleged brain tumour.  Our information is that this story is totally bogus and the child in question was NEVER diagnosed with any brain tumour nor was he being fed by tubes etc.at the time.

He said, “I wanna go to church”…..

“I said, “NO!”  I said “What d’ya wanna go to church for?”

He said, “I wanna go to church”….. I mean I‘d been witnessing to this man now……. with the limited witness material I had …….. but now …. suddenly he wants to spoil my party!  Because I knew …  when I went to church ………… HE …. was going to do something stupid …………. and I wanted to tell everybody how awesome God had been!

Moderator’s note:  So this was “your party” Wells?  This was not about the healing of this precious child but rather your moment in the spotlight as you told this “incredible” story?

[audience laughter]

I said, “Please, don’t come….. go next week”.

“I wanna come today”.

Well, we get to church … I’m not a happy camper now.

26:00     We walked in ….. and as we walked in ….. Roger decides he want to go to the front row…. I said …. we’re not going to the front row……….. we’ll sit down the back….

“No, I wanna go to the front….”

I said “Please, don’t go to the front row…….”  He said “I’m saved”……. do’ya know what I mean ….. you don’t put him in the front row! 

Nooooo! 

He said “I’m sitting in the front row!”  Now, I’m there, and now he’s really spoiled my party ….. an  and …. he’s ….like …and… like th…. the pastor ….  minister….. reverend Right Royal Red……whatever he was….. got up  ….. and started to speak about …………. whatever ….. and all of a sudden my husband stands up…. I’m like …. OH MY WORD !…… he starts to run towards the Right Royal Red ……..

I’m like …. “Ah”….. this is it ….. he’s gonna kill ‘im ……….. I know ….. you know ….. I’m running up and Roger is screaming out ….”I MUST BE BORN AGAIN.

[voice in audience interjects: “WOW!”]

Moderator’s note:  It is unbelievable that anyone is buying this nonsense but clearly Wells has captivated this gullible audience by this point.

The Right Royal Red turned ‘round and says (adopts pompous voice) “Does anybody know what God is?”

I said, “I do!…. Lead me to it”

So ………..took Roger up the back.  I said a prayer….. I didn’t even know what prayer I was praying …… but I tell you …… he got prayed over for everything…………. I prayed everything out of that man ……….. up the back …… he got prayed for …….. he wo .. if he ………. wasn’t born again by the time I’d finished …… I s……… then I turned around and I said “Roger, what’s born again?”

[audience erupts into uproarious laughter]

Moderator’s note: (John 6:44) “No one can come to me unless the Father who sent me draws him. And I will raise him up on the last day.”  Wells insinuation that it was she who got this man saved is in contravention to the Word of God.”  (Eph 2: 7-9) “7so that in the ages to come He might show the surpassing riches of His grace in kindness toward us in Christ Jesus. 8For by grace you have been saved through faith; and that not of yourselves, it is the gift of God; 9not as a result of works, so that no one may boast.” 

27:20     He said …………. I said …….. “How did you know so…….. I didn’t even know what the word is………….

[audience laugher]

He said “Ya know…………” he said “when I was eight years old ……….”. he was forty by this time ……. and he grew up in Sussex here at  (indecipherable) ………….

He said “When I was eight years old…………” he said “ uh …..Billy……. uh Billy Graham came ……”  and uh Billy Graham  …….some man ….. his uncle or something took him to one ………. Billy Graham Crusade.  And that night ……… the only thing he ever remembered about Billy Graham was that Billy Graham sang out….. “You must be born again”.

Moderator’s note:  So, no repentance, no forgiveness of sins, nothing about the Saving Grace of the cross?  Just a statement that you are born again is enough in world of Wells’ doctrine?

Forty years later ………. Roger said that whole day going to work ………and home ….. all he could hear was Billy Grahams’ voice ………….  “You must be born again!”

I’m gonna tell you girls. I don’t’ care how hard your husband is … you know that word that you’ve put in him .………… will never fall to the ground.  That word that he heard at Sunday School…. will never fall to the ground………… because …. years later ……… that word from “Mrs. Bucket Mouth” in Sunday School … WILL…. come back to him………

[audience laughs – shame on each and every one who did!]

Moderator’s note:  This disgraceful reference to Sunday school teachers as “Mrs Bucket Mouth” should have been enough to have anyone at this meeting raising their voice in loud objection!  Is this the opinion Wells and her ilk have of dedicated Sunday School teachers?

And I tell you ……….. when it does ……. you will have a party!

[ voice in audience interjects: “Yeah”]

And I hope (indecipherable) might know what born again was………..

[audience laughs]

From there I went on and I got into a church ………. and you know we …. um ….. we…. we ….. we actually found a church …. and we really went for it ……….. and um ………..  is this alright if I tell you a bit of my story …. I know it’s a bit crazy ……….

[audience interjects: “Great”]

Moderator’s note:  No argument here! This entire sermon so far is indeed “crazy”!

I just … I just wanted to share that …. ‘cause I really sense that some of you might have kids or….. Dads or ………. husbands that you’re praying for …………. you know ….. God can do it in the ma…. you don’t have to be the ultimate witness ……ah ….. you know God will ……override you …..  aren’t you glad ………… cause I .. if it …I had my way that day he wouldn’t have come to church.

I would have got him born again some other day!

Moderator’s note: Absolute evidence of Wells’ flawed theology.  SHE would have got him born again some other day?  It is GOD who draws us to Him and it is not by ANY work of man as is clearly stated in Scripture.  Wells narcissism has been evidenced many times over the years but this assertion that is SHE who causes people to be born again displays utter contempt and lack or reverence to God.

29:19     You know ….. he could of….. could of ….. found Jesus the next week ….. and after I had my party …. I hope none of you are like that ………… I WAS ………….

And I got him to church.. … and we got married ……  but you know………… I never understood men … no one understood men…….

Moderator’s note:  Now Wells’ has really lost the plot here and is showing obvious signs that people should have been picking up as serious warnings that they were listening to someone who was not rational.  Wells now says she got her husband to church and they got married!  Hadn’t they been married at least six years before as she just told a story about her 5-6 year old son!  This is a typical problem of the pathological liar as they try to drift from one story to the next – the mind gets jumbled and they just say anything to try to get from one false story to the next often mixing up their chronology.

They put me in charge of the singing …… I don’t know why ……….. they were  desperate … and um … and I …..  I was the worship leader for a while ……… but I got bored ………..but there was only one (indecipherable) …. I was bored  (indecipherable) Sundays (indecipherable) …..  and I was getting into trouble because I was ringing other leaders all the time….. because I wanted to do more …..

I went to the Pastor and I said….”PLEASE ….. give me the women ………. PLEASE?”.

He said “Amanda, you can have the women …… but if you fail ….. your’e gone.  He said ……….. I said …………….” I wanna do a camp with them……………….” He said “We’ve never done camps” ……….. I said “Well let’s do something that you’ve never done!”

He said “Okay , you can have a camp …. but if it fails ……….. you will never do women again.

Moderator’s note:  This Pastor sounds like a man with questionable attributes for being a Pastor!

I could not fail ……. I actually paid women to go to the camp.

[audience breaks into uproarious laughter]

Moderator’s note:  Are people REALLY believing all this nonsense?

I ……. I ………… Roger’s saying to me, “Where is the money going?”…..

“oh ……. don’t worry …. it’s to a good cause ………….”

[audience laughter]

I (indecipherable) every woman …… I just paid for whole churches ….. camp fees …….   and when I got to the camp site …… we had seventy women ……… now I hadn’t paid for them all ……. but seventy women turned up………… it was amazing ………… I knew there was something on my life……… I so enjoyed it ……… I had a ball that weekend……………

God turned up……………  they (indecipherable) oh I tell you ……and God showed up that ….………… that Sunday night ………..

So the next week ……….. the next year….we did another one ……….. 120  ……………..I think we got up to about 400 woman ….. women  ….. (indecipherable) I couldn’t fit ‘em in…….. and I’d stopped paying their fees.

Moderator’s note: Wells’ imagination and penchant for exaggeration are now in full flight.

[audience laughter]

And then I said …….”But Pastor…… that’s only ….. (indecipherable) …. that’s only every fortnight …………. so ………… I’m worship leading on Sundays ………… an…. and I’m……. I’m doing this every fortnight ………….I’m bored ……….. I gotta do something else …………. “Pleeeeeeease ……. give me a home group……..”

“Well you can have a Home group .. but if you fail ………… and you probably will ………..it’s off you ……. “ ………..

Well I‘m going to have to work out how to get people to my home ……… so I cooked dinner …………. which was not a good idea …… ‘cause I’m a bad cook. 

[audience laughter]

My first dinner party …… I left a duck out for four days in the hot Sydney sun………..’cause no one told me that it doesn’t take four days to defrost. (indecipherable) …. when they came to my dinner party ……… everybody went in that wrong (indecipherable) …… but they didn’t know that story then ……….. so I invited them all over ………..

31:52     …. there was one problem ….. I didn’t …. I wasn’t gonna cook ………. I got Roger to…… that’s why I married someone OCD …… he loves cooking …… and cooked and do you know what that night ………. we had ………. we had so many people in our home group ………  but there was a problem ……….. you see ….. I wasn’t celebrated ……. and when you’re not celebrated ……… you will end up …… in a bad place ……..

[audience interjection; “Yeah”]

Moderator’s note:  And now we seem to have the clue as to what Wells is all about.  She wants to be noticed and “celebrated”.  The Holy Scriptures actually tell us that we are to serve our neighbours – not look for accolades for ourselves.  Is this need to be “celebrated” what has led to Wells building an occupation around wild and untruthful story-telling?

You must be celebrated………….. be around people who celebrate you ………… I mean ….. don’t be around turkeys …….. they just wanna …… they just wanna pick the….. the ….. the …… the things that you leave ………..behind ………… be around the eagles ……..  do you know why I love CGI ………… ‘cause they CELEBRATE you………..

[audience member constantly interjecting: “Yeah”]. 

Moderator’s note: This sounds like the same woman’s voice constantly interjecting.  This woman should carefully examine herself in order to understand what it was she was actually endorsing all the way through this nonsense.

And they celebrate the differences …………….. We all had  to be the same ………….

NO ONE CELEBRATED ME ………. and then I ……….. then Roger and I got into a very bad place ……….. we had a business……… and ….and we had ten franchises ………… and they all went broke …………..

Moderator’s note: Wells has claimed different numbers concerning these franchises at various times!  Wells claims to be a Professional Business coach and we are unable to locate any reference to any other business she has run throughout her life other than this failed one.

……….. overnight ………… we lost ten franchises …….. we lost a million dollars………….. overnight ……. that’s a bit of ……… a bit of money.

Moderator’s note: Documented proof please of this $1,000,000 loss Wells? 

I was a wild woman…… things happened in the church ……. we had a split …………. and because there was no celebration ………….  there was no way of handling it……… I got angry……………. I got hurt …………….. I got bitter ………… I …. I wanted ………. I …. I …..because I’d gone to God with this …… I’d never do this again ………. You might find me shy …… you might find me introverted ………… but you’ll never find me bitter again.

I got bitter ………… I got angry …………… because you when your gifts aren’t celebrated ……. and when you don’t put yourself into a place where you are celebrated …………. you can get yourself into a place ………… where you get angry ………..and bitter ………… that’s why ya gotta celebrate your children.

[audience interjects: “Yeah”]

Even if they’re the school dummy ……………. find something about them ………. there is something ……….. to celebrate ….. my children were always celebrated …………

After that ……… I got extremely ill …….. why …… because when you start to get hurt ………… and you start to have bitterness in your life …………… I tell you …………. you allow the enemy to come in.  Within weeks I became critically ill …………. and I uh .. I ended up with a …… with a double …. a double transplant.

Moderator’s note:   Now Wells is about to launch into her fake “double transplant” story.  Please read, “THE GREATEST SWINDLE OF ALL.”

I look like “Jaws”…….  behind there ……. and I…I’ve ………. 600 stitches …………. in and out …………. and uh ……. I was ah …..in Intensive Care ……….. I weighed 35 kilos ………. we were told I was gonna die.  But you know it was that night that I realised…… I had to celebrate who I was …………. it was that night ………… just before surgery ………… that I realised that God …….. I ….. you have made me differently ….. I can’t just do one thing …………… I can’t just be a ladies’ leader…….  as good as that is ……….. as lovely as it is ………… God,  you know I’d kill them and they’d kill me.  God, I can’t just be a Home Group leader ………… I’m bored …………. God,  why don’t they celebrate ….. why can’t ?  I’m just different! …… And it was that night I repented ……… and got before God ….. and said “God, I am so sorry …….. that I didn’t celebrate myself”.

[audience interjects: “Yeah”]

And that was the issue …… not everybody else.  It was me celebrating me.  That night….. there I was ….. as sick as a dog …………. celebrating me ……. in tha…. in that transplant unit …….. the next day I went for surgery….. and uh …….  I was wheeled in ………… and I knew that that was probably the last time I’d see Rog ………… they told us that …..  I wheeled…… they wheeled me down ….. and it was going to be a ten to twelve hour operation …………… some point …. I don’t know when…… through the operation ….. and I don’t talk about this very often……

Moderator’s note:  Wells has constantly told this story throughout her appearances.  The details have changed constantly over the years but she has indeed repeated this story “often”.  Refer to the article under False Personal Claims on this site.

And I know I’m talking about what you want me to talk about it’s only take about five minutes …… and um …….. I um …. I’ll get there in a minute ………. but you know ….. right there ……. when they wheeled me in ….. I uh …… I….. I don’t know what happened ………… but at some point during the operation ……….. I was no longer on that operating table.  I don’t talk about it very often ……… just now and then ………… I …. I wasn’t there ……….. and I had arrived in Heaven. 

………all I could say was “Thank the Lord it was Heaven……….. you know?”

[audience laughter]

But anyway……… I got into Heaven ….. and as I did ………… and I ….. yes I saw what people see ….. and  I saw the colour ……… I saw the river …….. I saw the throne ………… an ….. and there was so much in that and I haven’ got time to talk about …………..

Moderator’s note: Wells actually states on yet another occasion when telling this story that she was not able to see the throne! Again see “THE GREATEST SWINDLE OF ALL.” 

  …. lightning flashes and wine that comes out of the throne…….. I mean it was amazing …….. I just wanted to get into that river ….. I knew I had to get in there …….. and right beside me was Jesus………. He stood there  ………….and ………….. uh ….. I don’t want to go into it a lot because I want to talk about something else ……….. but…. right there …………… as he stood there……. he looked in my eyes …… and I tell you ……. until you’ve seen the eyes of Jesus ……….. who [sic] look right through you ………….. and love you ………but doesn’t judge you ……………

36:42       I me…… I cannot believe how the passion of that man Jesus Christ ………… can just love you ………….. and he looked at me and he said these words ……….. and ah ……… I understood what he meant ………he ……….. as he looked …….. he looked right into my eyes …….. and he said “What have you done ………. with the gift…… that I’ve given you?”

That’s exactly what I did ……… I said nothing.  For once in my life …… what have you done ……… in other words …………. what have you done with the life that I’ve given you ………….. Now it was at that point….. that I heard ….. uh … two voices …………. one was my Pastor praying in tongues ……….. but I understood it in English ………….. and I want to tell you …… the reason the church has shut down tongues………. is because it’s powerful.

[audience member interjects: “Yeah”]

I could understand it ……… and I tell you …………… all of Heaven stands at attention ….. when it hears ….. the ….. the tongues …………. from the church.    The other voice was my doctor saying “Amanda, you will not die”.  Calling me back … I said to my husband……. “ I didn’t hear your voice.. I hope you were praying”.

[uproarious laughter from audience]

At that point ……… I don’t remember ……… but I somewhere I woke up ………… and uh …… I remember I was in Intensive care …….. and in recovery ………. so I ………… and I saw my doctor and he’s a Professor ……….a famous Professor ….    I screamed out “OI! IAN!  Come here!”  He walked over …….  and I said “I…I gotta talk to you”.

He said, “ Amanda, I’ll talk to you tomorrow when you’re awake… and….. lucid … you know….. and we can talk …… ‘cause there’s something I need to tell you”.

……….and so the next morning …………. he came in about 6.00 AM ……….. and he said “I have something to tell you”.

I said “No, I’ve got something to tell you”.

He said “look, tell me in a minute but I need…………..”

I said “I’m a woman, I will go first!”

[audience laughter]

And so I …. I told him what had happened ………

He said, “Now let me…..”

An….I said, these were the words ….ah …… Professor Hardy ……. that you actually spoke …. an …. and this is what you said

He said ……. “Now I’ll tell y ……they were exactly what I said.”  He said “Now I’ll tell you what happened.  We had an accident.”  You don’t’ want to hear that a surgeon with a scalpel has had accident.  He said “Ah …. it was an accident ……. and I actually nicked your abdominal aorta……….”

I said “Thank you”……………

He said “You bled out…….. at the same time….. I actually nicked your…. um …. your…. your ….. one of your …… it was the …. the kidney …….. and er ……. we had ………… we had a diabolical mess in other words.  I was …….. I had died ………….

and he said “We…. I had to       He said “Now….w….we got you back….er…. “     You have to remember ….. I had 600 stitches in me…….. right round….I had been given an epidural from there down ……. and they gave me a hard one…. so that …. you know ….. I could not move ……. ‘cause the pain would be s……. you know …….. absolutely  ah …… indescribable ………. I had a central line here with drips going everywhere …….. and he said ………. an as I woke you up ……… on the operating table …… you sat bolt upright ………… you looked at me in the eyes …………. and you grabbed me round the throat ….. and you said “What did you call me back for!”

[audience laughter]

He said “You …. scared….the ….tripe….out ….of …..me … and I’m a  Christian…… and the operating theatre nurse almost fainted”.

[audience laughs uproariously]

Do you know the man …….. has never, ever operated again afterwards.

Moderator’s note:  Now this story has become so bizarre that it is worthy of investigation by anyone who was present on that night.  This Professor according to Wells didn’t operate again after this incident which is such a nice fanciful touch to an already bizarre story.  We would really like to be put in contact with this Professor Ian Hardy for his version of this event!

40:00     I mean I did take some responsibility for that…. but you know that one moment what have you done with the gift that God gave you.  As of that moment on ……. I was on a mission.

[audience interjects: “Yeah”]

The gift God gave me…. I was not going to arrive in Heaven again ….. and not be able to tell what I did…… because the next time when God says “What did you do with the gift … I wanna s….. I’M GLAD YOU ASKED! Because this is what I did!  (Exhales loudly)

[audience members make various comments in enthusiastic caterwauling response to this]

Moderator’s note: And what will Wells tell God on that day.  How she lied and defrauded His people in His church?

And so ………….. let me tell you ……… so ….. in that time…………  I’ve done a fair bit of things ….. I’ve been an intinerant minister …..  for a few years……

Moderator’s note: This is code for “I have no church of my own and I do not undertake any real pastoral work but just go from place to place telling ridiculous anecdotes and stories as I have to you on this occasion and then accept the financial “love offering” given to me on these occasions.

I’ve written two books…. and I’ve just done my third one …. and I just got from Destiny Image the ah ….. the cover of the ……….the third book….. and they actually wrote to me …… uh ….. they rang me at New Year’s Eve and said can you write ….. we wanna …. uh translate your book…. I said “No, don’t do the old one ……. I want you to do the new one which is on Marketplace” …….. and they said um ……  “Alright …… you ….. you can write it ……….”

Moderator’s note: Notice how Wells has begun to struggle now and this is making little sense.  She jumps from one thing to another unable to keep her own story in line.  This is a strong indicator of pathological lying.

I said, “How long have I got?’

They said, “Two weeks!”

My ….. my husband married my computer over Christmas ….. over New Year ………. and I wrote that book in two weeks …. I had it …… it’s already been ready to be launched ……….. Then I found out in 2008…….. what happened to those ….. girls with abortions ….. a hundred thousand abortions …….. they’re the only ones that are done in public hospitals …….  the one in Private hospitals we don’t even know about ….. an …. and the Victorian Bill ….. that … that …. went …. went through ….. we ….. we fought that Bill ……  I tell you …. we fought it hard … and ah………  an….. and when we saw it go through …. we thought ..… now what can we do ……….. now I’d given a prophetic word …. a few years earlier ……….. a young girl ……  and I…. I’ve known her as a Pastors daughter since she was knee high …… and I told her that she had to get a ……. a Doctorate in two years …………… I’m just glad that she at least had a BA…….. you know what I me ……….. otherwise ……. She did it! ……….. she got a Doctorate degree …… and she did it on Post Abortion syndrome ……. she wrote the manual …………. she came to me and said “Amanda, what do I do with it?”

Moderator’s note:  Now read once again or listen to the audio and take note of these paragraphs.  Wells jumps from a story about a book to a story about her giving a prophetic word to someone about doing a Doctorate.  The story makes little sense. This is fortune telling and NOT prophecy. Wells’ claim about her third book is “interesting”.  Her third book was not published by Destiny Image but was self- published and contained plagiarised material which was later exposed by this web site.  (Did Evangelista have a hand in writing one of Wells’ plagiarised books?)

All attempts to contact Pietro Evangelista of Destiny EUROPE which was the actual publisher of her first two books failed to get any response other than empty promises to be in touch with us.   Don Nori who is the head of Destiny Image simply deleted our attempts to contact him and did not respond.  Wells’ first two books in no way resembled her actual writing style and we have asked Evangelista to explain who actually wrote these two books.  Wells, in the introduction to her third book which she self-published, thanks the “team at Evangelista”! Did she indeed receive assistance to write this third book? And if she did, why self-publish?  Did indeed the team at Evangelista’s publishing house know that this book contained plagiarism?  What is it that is preventing Evangelista and Don Nori discussing this issue openly?  We will continue to investigate the books which Wells claims to have written.

Later books she self-published also contained plagiarised material.  Wells has proven to be a serial plagiarist and has relentlessly posted material stolen from other writers over the years on her social pages eliminating all credit to them and making it seem as if it was her own work, even accepting accolades for the words.

I said, “I dunno! I just gave you prophetic words…….. none of my business”. 

She said “You’ve got to do something!”

I said “Okay!  Let’s sit down and decide what to do”.

So we created what was called the Providence Foundation.

Moderator’s note:  Wells claimed on her biographies at one time that she was a Founder of the Providence Foundation.  But all mention of it later disappeared from her bios and has never been mentioned again.  An odd thing if one is truly the Founder of an organisation.

And we decided that every girl needs to get an INFORMED choice……. and …. and we actually did something that really …. er ….. the church hates ….. but we decided …….. we were neither going to be pro-life or pro-choice …….. but we were going to give girls ….. an informed choice …………… because when you give them an informed choice ……… they will ALWAYS make the right choice.

And the problem is ….. they’re not giving an informed choice……  and so we decided to do that ….. we had the counselling books…..…. and then we thought how else can we start to affect society ….. and I said we’ve got to get an education program going.

Moderator’s note:  Wells begins to get wound up now and though she is not able to complete a logical sentence, she begins to introduce well known names in an attempt to add credence to her story which should be alerting people by now that they are listening to delusions and not truth. Wells now introduces the name of “Hillsong” and mentions a “Hollywood producer” in order to impress her already captivated audience.  A close inspection will show that this story is muddled and makes little sense, being full of vagaries.  Note how many times Wells continually makes claims that she “just found out” certain things she is claiming………. this is an amateurish attempt to try to make her story convincing. It is the false teaching of the NAR movement that one must “decree and declare!”

42:41     You know…. as soon as you start to speak out the vision ……….. as soon as you declare …….. what’s in your heart………… the problem is……. often we don’t declare it because we’re so humble ……. and it’s not humility …… it’s actually stupidity……. because the enemy can shut you down ………… while he can keep you quiet and humble ……… and then when you start to speak it out ………. I said “We NEED ………  an education program”…… an ….. and suddenly ….. before long ……. a girl came to us ………  and she happened to have written ….. the Hillsong “Shine Conference” ………. which is in all of the schools in Australia…… she wrote the education program for us ……… and suddenly we had an education program.

Moderator’s note: The Hillsong Shine Conference is NOT in all the schools of Australia! Wells is speaking utter nonsense to a group of gullible women.

Then we said “What we need now is a CD”….. because unless we can get it out in the media ….. unless we can start to …… flood the media with good ….. good signals …. we’re not gonna be able to do anything.  We …. we actually got some of the very well-known musician in Australia to write this CD……. I’ve just heard yesterday ……… and I’ve told the ladies yesterday …. that it is now ……. the most played song in Australia.

Moderator’s note:  She doesn’t name this alleged  “most played song in Australia”!
Read carefully now just how garbled this story becomes…

Inside the CD it actually has the informed choice …… we’ve saved so many babies by girls ….. getting that CD from their grandma……. or their auntie ……. and looking inside it …….. and making an informed choice.

That CD…….. we decided …… we needed to put it on DVD ……….. so we put the CD on DVD …. and we made a mini documentary ….. and because we spoke it out …….. we actually ended up with a Hollywood producer come  ……….. and say “I wanna make the DVD”.  I also found out yesterday that the DVD….. has now been done.

We’ve been praying for a house ……….. we need a house for these girls …………. we’ve been praying “God, give us a house”.  We’ve had houses come but the GFC hit [Global Financial Crisis] and houses just disappeared.  Yesterday ….. also I found out …… in an email….. that ….. the house had been a country retreat ……….. a full retreat …. has been offered to us ………… as Providence in Victoria.  You know …. all you’ve got to do ……… is SPEAK…… and that’s what we’ve been doing ……

Moderator’s note:  Wells claiming all one has to do is “speak” should have sent up alarm bells for any rational woman in this audience. This is, of course, utter nonsense! Wells’ voice is becoming increasingly excited……

From there ……..  I decided that …….. we needed to not only just have the Providence Foundation helping the girls ….. but we ….. we need to get them educated …… I looked today ….. and I saw your Essex boys …….. in Manchester when I lived there …. they were called ….. um …. Scarlies ….you know ….. in other places ….. and I looked ….. and you know ….. I could have cried …… coming back from the  …… the Bible College …..  I thought ….. these kids …… we’ve gotta get ‘em off the street ….. we’ve gotta get ‘em educated….. we’ve gotta them buying acquisition….. we’ve gotta get them into businesses….. we’ve gotta get ……..  and break the cycle of defeat …… because if you can break a cycle of defeat ….. if you can create a tipping point ….. all you need in the community is ten per cent of ……. of those ….. of that community ………. like your Essex boys……… or your unmarried mothers ……. you only need ten per cent …….. to actually change a community ……….. to change a generation.

Moderator’s note:  Amanda Wells who claims the title of “Pastor” is more focused on street kids being taught how to buy “acquisitions” than she is on speaking to them about repentance and forgiveness of their sins or making sure these lads are saved?  Is this the message Jesus instructed us to take to the ends of the earth?  This is complete nonsense of course.

TEN PER CENT!  I thought I CAN DO THAT! WHY NOT? And so we got …. what we’re doing is educating the girls …….. so that we put them …… don’t just ….. don’t just send them out ….. with a baby and with Government help ….. but get ‘em educated …..  we get churches to sponsor them ……  to actually give them education ….. and to put ‘em through University …… and you teach ‘em on acquisition ….. to teach ‘em on how to manage finances …. and not be dependent on the Government.

[audience interjects: “Yeah”]

Moderator’s note:  And now Wells will make non-sensical statements and throw in a famous AMERICAN legal decision in order to try to impress this group of women with her supposed “knowledge”. But note how irrational the following is…………

46:25     (indecipherable) doing that …… oh ….. I found out ……that the other way ….. .  you know …..it was ….. it was actually “Roe versus Wade” that ….. that ……that …. caused this whole thing ……

Moderator’s note:  Caused what exactly?

So it was in the Law Courts and the government that… that …. that …… that…. the actual ….. that …. that these laws were made……. and so we’ve got get back into the government ………… so I started to speak out ….. “Lord …. I need to make friends with Government” …… before long …… the Opposition Leader’s wife was in a meeting that I was doing … and WE ….. just struck a chord ……. we became best friends ….. she invited me to Government House …… I ended up in Parliament House ….. le….. le ….. you know ….. having lunch with the Opposition Leader ….. with the Attorney General ….. with all of these M.P.’s ……. they looked at me and said …..”What is your name?”  I went …… bebdbdbdbdbdbdbdb ……….. babababababab …… “I don’t know”.

Moderator’s note:  This story has now descended to utter farce and yet still it is assumed her audience is actually buying this nonsense.  Wells doesn’t seem to be aware of the difference between Government House and Parliament House and where it is that legislation in Australia actually takes place.

I said “God, I can’t do this” … I ran to the toilet ….…. excused myself ….. got in the toilet …… and you know what I had to do in the toilet? …..  I had to stand there and tell myself who I was……..

I WAS ….. AMANDA WELLS! …………… I almost had to look at my own …. d ….driver’s licence to realise I was so scared …….

I AM AMANDA WELLS ………. I have a call of God ….. Jesus put a gift on my life ……. it doesn’t matter who I’m in front of ……. I will go before Kings ….. I will go before Government figures …… and I will be AMANDA WELLS ……….. and bec ….. because I have Jesus in me ……. greater is he that’s in me than he that is in the world….. I CAN DO THIS! …………..

[audience interjects: “Yeah”]

…..and then now God give me a strategy real quick …….

I ran out of there with a strategy ……. I sat down and talked to them ……….. and right now… I have M.P.’s ….. and I go to lunch at Parliament House every couple of weeks ………. I have M.P.’s ring me up …..  “Amanda, would you pray”.

Finally I said the other week when I was asked to stand for the Senate……….. and I knew I couldn’t ….. because  …… we’ve got an …… an election in October …………. there’s not enough time ……….. and also…. I just don’t feel at this point it’s right for my family.  I said “God, I need to do something else”.

Moderator’s note: Whether or not this claim that she was asked to stand for the Senate has any truth in it, would Wells awareness that if she entered in the political arena she would very quickly have come under intense scrutiny and her fraudulent claims exposed been a more believable reason for her decision?

There’s Christian M.P.’s out there …. and they have no support …… what can we do ……….. I rang the Opposition Leader’s wife…… and I said “Let’s form ….. uh …..something ……. that we can bring counsel …… we can bring ….. we can bring mentoring …….. to these M.P.’s………  I had no clue how to mentor  ……. um… a Parliamentarian.

I don’t know how to mentor an M.P!   But I tell you what …… I will find someone who can ……….. and all I have to do is facilitate it.  From there we’ve now started ……… mentoring …… an….. an ….. and counselling ….. and being able to give ….. prayer to M.P’s.  I’m …… I’m often at Parliament House when Bills are going through …. and uh …. they ……… they sit there and ask me what …. what the statistics are ……… what’s happening …………

Moderator’s note: So now Wells is claiming that she is responsible for mentoring and advising Members of Parliament in Australia?  Members of Parliament in Australia are being advised and mentored by a delusional woman who has been exposed as lying about her past and her experiences and publishing plagiarised material and claiming it as her own work?  A woman who is hardly able to construct a rational sentence is being asked advice on Bills as they go through Parliament? These delusions grow grander by the minute.

You know .. I’m telling you ….. you don’t have to sit there and say that “But I caaan’t” ……….. who am I ….. you have a gift …… Don’t get to Heaven empty-handed ………. get to Heaven and say “God I did all I could…. I DECLARED ….. what you gave me …… and Father ….. because of it………. I started to see the provision come …….


Moderator’s note:  By now it should have been apparent to any discerning Christian that this is a false teacher who is one the bible warns about who teaches “another gospel”.  It is NOT by works that we are saved, but by FAITH in direct contravention to this teaching “lest any man should boast.” 

Ephesians 2:8-10  (ESV)

For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast. 10 For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus for good works, which God prepared beforehand, that we should walk in them.

No Christian arrives in Heaven “empty-handed”!  Christians arrive covered in the blood of the Lamb, saved by Grace through the death of Jesus Christ who bore our sins and died a brutal and bloody death on the cross……… and cried out “IT IS FINISHED!”

And God spoke to (indecipherable) here …. (indecipherable)…. whichever way you want to say it…… she’s from Norway ….. just call her “Sol” for short……. and uh………… gave her a dream …….. and said “we gotta start three companies”.

I’m like “Yeah… alright!  Whatever…” so we started them ……… we’ve got one in Australia, one in England ……… and we’ve got a foundation in Estonia.  and ……. uh …….. we decided right there …… that ….. we would ………. uh ……….. an…..and we’d been working …. on …. on the company …… and because of the GFC things happened  …… but ……..

Moderator’s note:  Over the years Wells has from time to time claimed to have formed a shelf company in Estonia.  A shelf company is a company or corporation that has had no activity. It was created and left with no activity – metaphorically put on the “shelf” to “age”. Shelf companies are formed and sold usually by accounting or law firms. A foundation and shelf company are not the same thing

50:00     ….. just in the few weeks…. we’ve already started …… where now …….. where women need to get into business ……… and they ….. they need to make money ……. and they need to have charity and enterprise going.  Do you know we really need money than what we can get in church …….. and so we decided ……. together ….. we would make it business ……. for other women particularly ….. except that men came along and said “Why not me………”

We could get them into a business and get ‘em started ……….

[audience interjects: “Yeah”]

We’re now working with Bev to do that……..

Moderator’s note:  Is this a reference to Bev Murrill?  Murrill already has much to answer for after allowing this proven plagiarist and the deluded Wells entry into her network of churches to speak such utter nonsense, but to be assisting her to be reaching further into needy communities to spread her false stories and message is worthy of further investigation and explanation as to how Murrill could have allowed this to happen. Has Murrill researched Wells’ actual employment history or has she just believed Wells stories?

I’ve been over here and I’ve said  to (indecipherable) ….  we’ve got about ten people now……….. lined up for this …. we’ve gotta get this moving ……really fast…. because now it’s moving……..

D’you know all I did was turn around and said …. WHY ….. NOT ….. ME?

[audience interjects: “Yeah”]

You might not be able to carry as many plates as I can …. and on the side …… I do mentoring on my web site …… so every week I mentor on my web site ….. girls ….. women ….. men ….. an …. an …. but there is something that you can do.  And I wonder when you get to Heaven what God’s … I know He will say to you …….. “What did you do with the gift that I gave you ?” and are you going to be like Deborah  ………. and stand up …. an ….and be audacious…… be brash ….. be daring…….. be brave ……….. be courageous ….. and say “I…. DEBORAH …. ARISE!”

[audience interjects: “Yeah”]

Moderator’s note:  This is HERESY. There is nothing we can do to earn our way into Heaven, nor will people be asked to account for our works once they get there.  The Bible is very clear that it is ONLY faith that is pleasing to God and by which we are saved LEST ANY MAN SHOULD BOAST!  Wells, it seems has spent almost an hour of this tirade so far “boasting” and it appears to be stock in trade for her.  Her claim that she KNOWS that God will ask people this question because she has already been to Heaven and maintains that God asked her this on that occasion, is of course utterly delusional. In the sight of God, even our best deeds are like filthy rags compared to the awesome purity of his holiness

Isaiah 64:6 (ESV)

We have all become like one who is unclean,
and all our righteous deeds are like a polluted garment.
We all fade like a leaf,
and our iniquities, like the wind, take us away.

And I will be ……….. I ….. WILL ….. BE.  That’s all it takes….. is for us to stand up and say …….. I …. WILL …. BE!  Because I tell you ………. when I looked into the eyes of my Saviour ….. and now I look into …… I looked at those boys the other day ……. er ….today…… I thought…. God … I’m looking with the eyes of Jesus…. and I’m saying…… there just needs to be one mother in this place to rise up.  Just like you did at your age …… for those battered women …… (indecipherable) ……… and I bet she’s got a past too ……… anyone who hasn’t I wanna meet you later ……. I want your autograph  …….but you know all we need to know is to stand up and say ….. “WHY…… NOT ….. ME?”  That’s all I did ……… why don’t you tonight? ………… Why not you? ………… and if he looks in your eyes that day ……… are you going to be able to offer him back …… your life?

Moderator’s note:  And the heresy continues!

Full …… over the top ……….. brimming ……. you may not do what Bev and I do…….. you may not do what (indecipherable) and I do ……… she has trouble sometimes catching up to me……….

Moderator’s note:  More boasting from Wells.

I said …….. I said ……….. to her tonight  (indecipherable) ……. “Quick, I know what we’re doing with the foundation in Estonia …. it’s all good”.

She said “Oh … okay.  I just had another….. another …… another dream.”

But there is something that YOU ….. can do.  There’s something that you’ve been given ….. and I wanna ask you tonight ……. are you doing it?

53:20      Are you going to fulfil it?  Or will you die empty……… ‘cause I tell you … none of us know when we are going home.  I’ve actually told Jesus ………. “Don’t bother coming back yet … I’m not ready. I’ve got too much to do.  I’m not going out”.  But if you don’t tell him …..  you know…..you’d better (indecipherable) him.

[audience laughs]

Moderator’s note:  No Christian “dies empty”!  The fact that women are sitting and listening to and thinking it is humorous is deplorable.  Wells is not only spruiking utter heresy but she is now boasting of speaking to Jesus in a disrespectful way and telling HIM that it is SHE who will decide when it is time for her to die.  It can only be hoped that she will repent of her plagiarism and lies before the day comes when she does in fact meet Jesus face-to-face.

I’ve got too much to do …… and if you don’t have anything to do ………. I wanna tell you tonight …… you pick up something ………… something …….. and say “WHY ….. NOT …..ME!”

Thousands of children ….. in need. …   We heard yesterday …… where there were women ……. who were …. who were almost being used as Terrorists …… because they’re Christian … and put into .. jails ….. be ……. third World countries …… come oooon ……… all we need to do is rise up as a mother.   There are those little kids down there ……. their  photos ……  I wanted to take ‘em all home with me … but I thought Roger might have a bit of a problem.  All you have to do is say ….. WHY….. NOT …. ME?  And celebrate what God has given you. ………

Don’t look at me and say (adopts mocking voice) “Well I wish I was like her ….. I wish I was like them ……… I wish I was like Suzie………”  Come on .,… you are you …….

Moderator’s note:  The Narcissism is now rising to new heights with Wells assuming the audience members want to be just like her.  Is Wells really assuming three are people in the audience who aspire to be really like her? 

[audience interjects: “Yeah”]

Celebrate you …. because if you don’t celebrate you first  … no one else will.

[audience interjects: “Yeah”]

But when you start to celebrate you … EVERYBODY celebrates you.

[audience interjects: “Yeah”]

They think you’re okay …… and even if they didn’t …who cares…… you can have a party all on your own ………..

[audience interjects: “Yep”]

And so tonight…..   (exhales loudly) ……that wasn’t exactly what I was supposed to do tonight……. but I hope that was alright ….

[audience interjects: “Awesome”]

55:11     Now …..I don’ know ….. I just wanted you to know that ….. I’m just ordinary….. I’m so ordinary …….. 

Moderator’s note: Note how Wells is STILL talking about herself even by trying to convince the audience she is “ordinary” after an hour’s previous talk about just how extraordinary she is. Chris is our model – not Amanda Wells and not “Suzie” or anyone else …..

Colossians 3:1-17 ESV

If then you have been raised with Christ, seek the things that are above, where Christ is, seated at the right hand of God. Set your minds on things that are above, not on things that are on earth. For you have died, and your life is hidden with Christ in God. When Christ who is your life appears, then you also will appear with him in glory. Put to death therefore what is earthly in you: sexual immorality, impurity, passion, evil desire, and covetousness, which is idolatry. …

…… ask my husband ……… ‘specially when I wake up in the morning with hair like a chook ….. I don’t’ do mornings… he comes in every night of my ……. every day of our marriage ……. he’s coming in with a cup of tea in bed when I’m there ……. every day….. and you know I’m like ……… yeah ……. thanks………..

[audience laughs]

Moderator’s note:  Ah! So gracious! 

I’m so ordinary…… but you know….. I have an extraordinary God…….. and I looked one day and thought ….. if Deborah could do it ………. if Esther could do it ……… WHY….. NOT …..ME…..

You look at Moses’ mother ……… ordinary mother but just (indecipherable) one day and said “Why not me?” ….. ha…. come on ……… you’re not killing my son ……she actually had a WHOLE business idea …….. made a basket ….. filled it with pitch ……. put it in the ….. in the reeds …..so that it wouldn’t float out there on the river …….. she had the whole er……. you know …….. she could have saved that.   I would have!  ‘Cause there was a market for it! 

Moderator’s note:  Wells’ has now sunk to great depths in twisting the story of Moses’ mother attempting to save her baby’s life into an example of someone who had a great business idea.

There were kids being killed everwhere …. can you imagine ?  I would have … put ‘em all down the river ……….. what an amazing strategic woman ………. just one woman said why not me?  and she was an older lady …..

Look at Sarah ………can you imagine being pregnant…. I mean when your pregnant and your young ….. I mean you’re goin’ to …….. you know ….. mother classes …….. and ….an…..and pre-natal classes ………..can you imagine when grandma walks in ……….

[audience laughs]

It’s not real good is it ….. well she was one woman who said “Why not me “ …. she didn’t want to give up to the external circumstances.

And I want to ask you tonight if Jesus was to look in your eyes….. right now …….. and say “What have you done with the gift that I’ve given you?” ………… What will be …….. your reply?

“Well, I’m not like Amanda” ………. good.  Thank goodness!  Here …an …i …. I mean I keep him busy all day ……….. the angels…….. I wear them out ………. they have to go in for repairs of their wings every day …. you don’t have to be like me ………. you don’t’ have to be like Bev……. but you do have to be ….. the best you …….. you can be.  And there is so much in you ………… I wanna say tonight ……… you are celebrated girls …….. you are so celebrated.

(Exhales loudly) . I’d better cl…. I d’ better close ‘cause otherwise I’ll preach tomorrow’s message today and I’ll never get home………..

Moderator’s note:  Do Wells’ and her audience seriously consider this garbled jumble illogical words “preaching”?

I just want you to close your eyes on me …… right now …… well not on you …..

You just close your eyes.  And ….. ah …. I think I ah …… is this mine …… no, someone’s drunk it but it doesn’t matter ……. can I have the other side? 

[audience laughs. presumably Wells is drinking]

Sorry I’m just …… now  ….. you know …….. Bev’s not the only one …. there are many of us out there …… that’s what’s really scary isn’t it ……….. there are more …….. they’re called “the others”………  yeah well at least two …….. I love that woman ………. I LOVE her …… I feel like I found my home ……… you can open your eyes just for a second ‘cause…….. ah then we’ll go through …..

but I found like ……. ah ….you know …. have you …..

Moderator’s note:  Wells is off again as she has more to say about herself.

Have you ever met someone and you thought……. Pheeeew ……. that was good …. have you ever thou ………. family! ……….. And that’s how I feel ………..   Met Jane …..stayed in her house and felt like … I was in …. in Heaven ….. went to Suzie’s house and I thought “Man, she’s a sister!” I wrote on my Facebook …. I love my SISTAS!! .. as they say in New Zealand …. S.I.S.T.A’s.  ‘Cause I feel like I’m home here.  You are awesome.  I just wanna honour you guys .

AND YOU!!!!  I just met a new sister yesterday, didn’t I ….. she hugged me so tight  …. I thought I was gonna stop breathing…..

I’m like ….. okay …. can I let go …….

‘Cause I promise I won’t let you go after that …… she found me on Facebook even before I got home …….. she must have flown ……….

Just close your eyes now ……an … an I wanna ask you right now ……. maybe you’re here .. and I think I am speaking mainly to Christians tonight . but ….. mainbe you’re here ….. and you walked in to this whacko place …….. had nice drink ….. hot chocolate ….. and this wild woman started speaking …… but you realised ……… you’re not …… what I call “born again” ….. or in other words ….. you don’t have a relationship with Jesus Christ.

Moderator’s note:  Now it is imperative at this point that listeners/readers carefully think back on everything that Wells has said since she began to speak on this occasion.  She has not at any stage preached the gospel, the message of repentance, forgiveness of sins, the death of our Savour on the cross who died for our sins in our place and the saving Grace which brings us into the Kingdom of God.  What exactly is it that Wells and those who invited her to speak think it is that she said that is going to lead to anyone who heard her speak the Narcissistic nonsense she did, to understand the true gospel message?   This is unfortunately the empty meaningless type of rubbish which is preached by many fake leaders today – which is in not in any way what Christ instructed us to preach.  To hold an “altar call” after such a message is meaningless and anyone who responded to that call that night is in serious need of assistance in hearing the try Gospel which Wells and many like her fail to deliver.  This is a recurring problem in many Churches across the world today as people claiming to be “Pastors” try to “popular” and “relevant”. Wells did not preach about Jesus – she preached about herself.  And now this message sinks to a dangerous level ……

He’s not your boss ……. he’s not in charge .. if you ……. were to die tonight , you’re not really sure, whether you would get to Heaven….. and look into His eyes …….. and be able to say, “this is what I’ve done with the gift that you gave me” ……….

01:00:00    ……. and if that’s you tonight ….. someone’s bought [sic] you …… you may be not born again ……. I don’t want you to leave this place without knowing him tonight.

You mighta been in church for the last hundred years ….. church can do nothing for you…..  Christ …..  can give you life ……. and so …..  if that’s you tonight ………. and you’re saying “Amanda, I need to born again …… I need to know him ….. I ‘ve never made him Lord “….. if that’s you …….. quickly just lift up your hand and “Amanda, would you pray for me”.

Is there anyone … ‘cause I’m …. I’m sh… I’m sure I’m probably talking to Christians

Moderator’s note:  We are not so convinced Wells needs to be sure of that after the false gospel and Narcissistic tirade she has just delivered which was not only tolerated but clearly encouraged by some in the audience. 

Is there anyone here tonight who would like to say that ………. is there anyone here tonight that has never been baptised in the Holy Spirit …  with the evidence of speaking in tongues …. and tonight ….. you’re like …. the …I …. I’ve gotta be able to speak that language….. now …. and when I get to Heaven ……. I want that … if it’s going …. I want it ………

Moderator’s note:  Wells has just descended into even depths of rubbish ……. as she invites her naïve listeners to step up and procure another carnival trick she is offering.

Is there anyone here tonight ….. whose never ….. never had that ……. and you’re saying, “Yes Amanda, would you pray for me?”

Everybody here is?  How awesome…….

Moderator’s note:  Now Wells decides to branch into the hocus pocus and cold readings in which many charlatans and snake oil salesmen and women in the church today are dabbling…. and she will ticklee the ears of those who are naïve and desperate enough to enough to believe what she is about to tell them………

Tonight …… is .. is someone here and you’ve have trouble with your knee ….. and I think ….. i…i…is it a right knee?

Moderator’s note:  Note the tricks widely used by any mediocre nightclub entertainer in the secular world.  There are only two knees…..  so a guess with a 50% probability of being the one is likely even though one would have thought that the god she is claiming to hear from doesn’t seem to be able to be specific with detail as to the message it is allegedly giving her.

Yep ……… okay ………. it’s a wh…. what’s …… yours a left … right knee ……… two right knees ?………. I wanna pray for you ……. I know this is gonna ….. sound insane….. but … I’m gonna give this word of knowledge anyway …….

Moderator’s note :  Now read or listen carefully as you probably didn’t think this could get any worse but she has already signalled that it is going to sound “insane”!  The delusions of an individuals’ own mind are capable of sounding that way.  This is NOT a “word of knowledge” from God!

Is someone …… upset …..about a dog? Or is something about a dog?  Someone might have lost a dog……….. someone’s had something to do with a dog.

Moderator’s note:  Good Guess Wells!  “Someone’s had something to do with a dog”?  Not much chance of going wrong with that!  No call to repentance from Wells –  just a stab in the dark over a dog of which, in any audience, it is fairly certain someone would have had “something to do with a dog”.  And yet people are still paying attention to this woman believing that they are hearing from God!

… that has really caused you a bit of angst …. is it …. I know it’s crazy ……. all I can hear is the word “dog”.  You’ll have to give the interpretation of the rest of it…. ‘cause I could make up a story …….. but I just know someone .. is.. ah … i…. it’s about a dog.

Moderator’s note:  Bev Murrill and her entire organisation of fellow Pastors should be, by now, hanging their collective heads in shame and begging God to forgive them for having ever opened the gate for this wolf to enter their fold.  Wells is now working on one word, “dog”, which has sprung into her mind and claiming it to be “word of knowledge” from God and further declining into errant stupidity by claiming that the person to whom the word “dog” means anything will have to interpret the “word” for themselves! This is one of the most shameful exhibitions of disgraceful mockery of God we have ever have ever listened to. But Wells then descends to lower depths ………..

………… or is there anyone …….. you might know someone ……. whose ……. whose really just …… I ……….. I feel they’re grieving a dog………. anybody here ….. you’re  …. you’re all okay with your dogs?

Right …….. ya don’t know anyone?

[audience member interjects “Up there!”]

Okay ……. I wanna pray …… I wanna stand and pray …… for the …. come on down …. the knees ……. and dogs …. and ….. and everybody ….. you know ……. come on down ……… you’re not a dog …… but the one who has the dog ………… um …… i…if you’re here tonight …. an …. and you have somew…….. does someone know someone called Anthony? 

……… or Antony ……… is … is there someone here who knows that ……… oh, come on down … I’ve got a word for ……. is it Anthony …. or Antony? 

[audience member responds “indecipherable…. Tony”]

It’s Tony …….okay ……….. but he’s called ……. his real name is Anthony?.. or ….. right.  Okay…… thank you ………Jesus ……….

Tonight……….

Someone here’s had pain in their side?  You’ve been having pain in your…. in your side at all .  Uh …. It …. it might come and it might go ……… but tonight,…. you’ve um ….. you’ve just ……. you know …… you ………. you say “I want tha …. I wanna get rid of that” ……. I’m not sure what it is …. is there anyone here ……. who ………. has been having that?  If you are …. come on down ……….

……….someone else been having trouble with their eyes?  I … I just believe God wants to heal that tonight …….. that’s you ……. come on down.

Moderator’s note:  This is now beginning to sound like a game show!

…… someone else has been concerned …. because of your memory …… I just feel that you’ve been worried about your memory ..  you know …it’s like . uh ………. you….. you’re forgetting stuff ……. God just wants to …to pray ……… er…er…he just wants to …. to heal that ……

Moderator’s note: Exodus 20:7 ESV  “You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain.

(Wells quickly corrects herself…)

…. others want to pray for you …. God wants to heal you ……… I’ve been saying so many words now  ….. they’re all running one into the other …….

Anybody else who wants prayer? ……….. alright or for what I’ve just said ……… come on down.  No one?  You’re all good?

Oh look at you sitting there….. Okay………..

01:03:15     Father…. You …. you are the Anthony ………. no you are the one with the … (indecipherable) with the … the friend of the dog ….. Father ……. I just thank you right now ……… has she lost her dog?

[woman’s voice says “It’s really sick… it really is]

The dogs really ill?  R…I know … this is so weird …. and I’ve never had to pray for a dog before ……. I can tell you!  There’s always a first time …… but Father ….. I just pray for that woman ….. that she has the wisdom to know …………. and Father ……. whatever happens in that area with the dog ……. Father, I just thank you that you will calm her …. and that the peace of God ….. that is beyond all understanding……….. will touch her …….. Father ……… you love that woman so much ……… that you would even comfort her …….. in the grief of just an animal……. but there’s more to it than that Lord ………… it’s like that …. the dog is her life …… the dog has become something ….. of such a friend ………. and it’s almost like she feels like she’s gonna lose part of her life ………… and so Father ……. we just stand ……. in faith for her ….. and with her right now ….. and we just thank you Lord…. that you are touching her ……. in Jesus name …. right now ……… Father …….. let her know …… that YOU ….  LOVE …..  HER ……. more than anything …… You really love that woman …… and that you have such a plan and a purpose for her life ….. in Jesus name …… and we just release that anointing Father God ………….

Moderator’s note:  This woman will NOT come to know of the depth of God’s love for her through the suffering, or even death, of her dog!  This woman will only come to understand God’s immense love for her through the suffering and death and death of his Son on the Cross as He took her place and was punished for her sin in order that she could have eternal life.  Wells speaks for an hour and twenty minutes, claiming to be a “Pastor” and a “preacher” and yet never mentions the actual gospel even once.

………. you’re ….. this …….. she is such a ball of fun …… and ….. Oh God ……… I just love her ……… anyone who laughs over the (indecipherable) thing…. I mean ……..you and I just …… we have this thing going ……….. over one of Bev’s words ……… an.. and you know I just.. I just …. you just got a …….. ball of fun ….. and I just sense tonight that God’s saying…….. I’m gonna open up some new areas for you … even in the coming ……. twelve months ………. there’s some new areas …. and there’s some new responsibilities that you have to take on …… and sometimes being …… ah ……. as outgoing as you are ……… you ….. you  um …… you forget that you gotta …. be ….. you know ……… really responsible for that area as well as having fun in that area ……. and God’s saying tonight….. you know ……….  there is some responsibilities that he is going to open up ……… He is … he’s pleased with you …. he loves you …….. you’re fun ……. I … I  just hear the Lord say “Tell her she’s fun to be around.  She’s just fun”.  And the Lord just wants you to know ….. that he celebrates you.  He loves you.  He thinks you’re awesome …….. an …. and I just feel that tonight he’s just going to be doing some things in your life……

Father ….. touch her right now ……. just release… that …fresh….new …direction for ‘er…. in Jesus name….. Holy Ghost ….. just touch her right now ………. mmmmmm…………… God ……….. right there Lord…. (exhales) …. right there ………

01:06:00   And from the top of her head to the very soles of her feet ……….. (Wells blows out air at this point)…… Holy Spirit ……….. Holy Spirit ………. Holy Spirit …………

You were the knee?……….. Father God …… (right knee, wasn’t it …..(indecipherable) …….

Father… I just declare healing in the knee right now ……… Father ….. right now ………. and Lord I just thank you that every ….everything …… that is in that knee…. that is not right …. that is swollen ……… that is … that is …… ah ………. y’ know ….just…. just not right ….. not how it should be ……….. Father God I declare right now ……….. that it is healed …. in Jesus’ precious name……………  Father touch ‘er ……….. touch ‘er right now ………. let tha…that…that …. the….presence of God …….. just be so around her ….. never let it be the same again ……….. God’s gonna use your practicality ………. just …. you’re practical …… God’s gonna USE that practicality …………. even more …………. you’re practical ……. God’s …an…a… tha …. there’s something about your practicality that God’s gonna start to use ………. you’re an awesome woman of God, you are loved ……… you are awesome ….. you are beautiful….. Father….. just touch her right now ………..

er….knee?….. NO….. Yes …. it is a knee …….

[woman speaks: indecipherable]

Okay …..Father right now…. from the top of her head to the soles of her feet we just declare your healing power … …over her right now ……. Father …… every area ………  in her eyes ….  Lord… right there ….……in ….  in her knee… Father God ….. I just thank you that you are healing ………. and let that healing virtue……. flow through her body right now ….. let the power of God be sensed ….. even in her body…… Father ……….. we just thank you right now …… that SHE …. is totally healed ……… from the top of her head ………… to the soles ….  of ….. her …. feet …. in Jesus’ name…… in Jesus’ name ….. in Jesus’ name ….. in Jesus’ name …..

………is Anthony saved?…… or Tony? ….

[womans’ voice: “No …. he’s not”]

He’s not?  You know. I …. I ……. ah……….I just sense that this is the hour for … for Tony ……….. actually the Lord calls him Anthony….. I don’t know why …. but for Tony ……. and ….ah …. um …… I don’t know whether you see him often …….. or is he part of your family….

[woman’s voice: “yeah … my Dad”]

Oh …okay …. you do see him of …see him often ……… I just sense that there is coming a sensitivity ……. on him ….. and …..  now many things that ….. uh ……… he… he …. he’s got …. there are many issues that he’s had in his life ……….. and those issues have almost caused you issues ….. .and others in the family, issues ……….  and God is really …… just working on him …. and…. and don’t think …. you know ……. how could this ever happen ….. God’s saying  “I’m gonna soften his heart …… because his heart is in my hand … and I’m gonna heal him ………because he needs healing … I think he needs physical healing… and he needs emotional healing …… he needs things that happened to him as young boy ……… that have really sort of  ….. almost shaped who he is ….. that God’s saying .. I’m gonna…. almost heal those areas ….. it might not be bad ….  but they’re just areas that need….that need sorting……… that need healing ….

Moderator’s note:  Be aware that comments such as this could be made about any person/s. It is a total sham…. of course every person in a family has issues and those issues impact on others in the family and most people have issues from childhood which shape our lives!  There is NOTHING in this that is in any way startling and nothing that should have convinced this audience that it was a message from God. Audiences witnessing these kind of “performances” need to ensure that they have not checked their common sense in at the front door upon arrival. This is nothing but the usual platitudes which these charlatans use in all their performances.

01:09:07   …..but you’ve gotta know that ……..that …. the heart of this man is already in the hand of God ….. and he’s going to do it …… and I tell you ,,,,, you’re gonna have a word in season …….. an…an…and you don’t have to preach at him ….. but just you’re gonna have a word in season … and you’re just gonna know that that’s ONE word that you need to say ….. TWO words you need to say ………. and it will be a word in season …….. and there is a restoration that’s gonna happen …… a restoration in the family ….. a restoration in you …. a restoration for everyone involving him.……… and it’s going to be good ………. the thing that’s even burdening him  ….. I just sense that God’s going to lift it off him ….. and do it …..

Father, I just thank you right now ……..for that man …… and… I thank you for this awesome woman ……. Father God, such a soft heart ……. I don’t know where she’s come from or what she’s done …….. or where she’s been … but God you’ve really given her such a soft heart ….. and Father …. you have such a call …. for her ….. you’ve got an assignment …. for her …..

Let her fulfil that assignment …….. to the MAX……….  let her …..  fill it to the MAX (indecipherable)…..goes back with a hand….  so full that when Jesus says “What have you done?” You will almost have to throw it at him ……. “Well which one do you want first?”

Moderators note: JESUS WILL NOT ASK THIS WOMAN WHAT HAS SHE DONE!  He has bled and died for her on the cross and there is NOTHING she has to DO according to scripture to report to him nor anything she can do to earn his approval.  She simply needs to have Faith which is the only thing pleasing to God!

I’ll give them all to you ……. you are going home full….. and you’re not going home yet. I……. can tell …. ‘cause you got too much to do.

Moderator’s note:  Note that Wells is saying she know the hours and days this woman has on the earth.  This is absolute nonsense and abuse of this woman and all those like her who have such fake statements proclaimed over them in thee “magic shows” put on by these charlatans like Wells.

So Father …. just release that right now in Jesus’ name….. Oh ……. touch her ……… she’s beautiful ………. she’s beautiful ……… oh aren’t you  gorgeous ……. look at you …….. (indecipherable) ….. I love it …..

What didy’a come out for?

[woman speaks: (indecipherable)]

Her knees?

[woman: “yeah”]

Everyone’s had knee problems!  Father……… both sides?  Oh that’s gotta break now …..

[woman speaks again: (indecipherable)]

Father, I just declare right now …. that anything that’s come through that family ….. on those knees … and every time it’s just…… perpetrated through the children ……….. tonight Lord ……. I declare … that it stops … right … here.  That Father God …… every curse …….. or every…. everything…. actually it’s words that have been spoken about the knees ….. and it keeps on going through the family……… Father God, we break the power of the words .. right now ……… in Jesus name ………. right now ……… and Father we declare healing …….. healing … healing …. in the ….. her knee ….. in Jesus name tonight ….. Father ………. I declare that her memory is fine ……… Lord, she’s just gotta manage her stress ………. she’s just gotta manage how she handles ….. her day…… because it’s almost like …. the stress… and how you handle it ……… I’m not saying you go (indecipherable or you don’t handle it …….. but it’s the way that you handle stress……….. is actually what’s causing the memory to block every now and then ………..

01:12:01      And so just learn …….. to relax and learn …. how much capacity you have for stress… because if you go over …… if you go over that capacity …. what’s going to happen is… is that you …. your mind shuts down …. your soul almost goes into …… you know ………. that’s it …… I’m outa here for a moment …an… and so it’s (indecipherable) to know when the capacity for stress has actually hit you ……. and learn to take time out …. when that happens….. and you will find that that will just go immediately.  Father I just thank you right now for what you doing ….. Father God….. I thank you ………. I see enterprise all over this woman ……….. not sure what she does or how she’s doing it …….. but I just see enterprise ….. and Father God …. I declare enterprise …. over her….. and Lord today ……. we just thank you for touching her ….. anoint her ….. Father God let your PRESENCE be so over her ………. and on her and in her and through her …Father God….. that she’ never be the same again….. in Jesus name ……….. Amen

You’re out for prayer?  What is it?

[woman’s voice: indecipherable)]

Okay …….

Father …… we just declare right now….. that that cyst ………. in that boy’s eye just dissipate now ……….. Father God…. we declare a miracle right now …….. and we just .. by faith …. say that that cyst  must just start to ….. just …. just start to …. to just shrivel …… and just leave ….. right now …………… Father I thank you for that …. for your healing virtue……….. I thank you Lord …….an…. and for your healing ….. even upon ‘er daughter ….. Father I thank you that as you just put your hand ……. we send your word and you heal …… we speak your word and you heal ……… we send your word to the ….. to her daughter’s back …… and we say. every area of her back ……..   Be healed right now!  An …. and…. NEVER….. EVER ….. that pain …. never …. ever… return again ………… from this moment on ………. that healing is a yes … it’s an Amen …… and it will not return to ‘er.  Father we just thank you ……….. right now …… in Jesus name ………. for what you are doing in her life ….. amen ….. amen

01:14:20     Well, I’m gonna finish ‘cause we all need to go to bed for tomorrow, but I just wanna ask this one thing before I go ……….. if tonight ….. you have something in your life ……… that you’re saying “Amanda, I’m … I … I …I don’t wanna go home …. I don’t wanna go home empty …….. I wanna go home full ……….. I wanna go home fulfilling everything that God has called me to do ……. and tonight I’m making a declaration …… that Lord before you … I am saying … Lord, send me the resource ….. give me the vision …….. send me the strategy …………. do it tonight Lord………because tonight I am saying ………… that no matter what has happened in my life .. no matter how many hits …… no matter how many hurts …. no matter how many disappointments …….. this night I am saying ……… that I am going to live my life to the fullest …….. and I am going to be everything that God has called me to be” ……… if that’s you, I just want you to stand up and I’m going to pray over all of …everyone who’s standing

01:15:21      Okay …. lets just lift our hands ……….

Father right now ……… in the name of Jesus ………. wow… every woman is standing ………

Moderator’s note: Every woman?  Is it even possible that there wasn’t one discerning woman in this room that was able to see through this rubbish which had been spoken and realise they were being addressed by a wolf?  Had they been looking for a motivational speech, there are many place they could have gone had heard so much better.  If they came to learn about forgiveness and the saving grace of God, they DID go away empty.  And the danger of telling some dear woman that the trouble with her memory was only a result of stress cannot be over-stated.  Whichever leader was responsible for inviting Wells into their church to speak to these women needs to repent for allowing anyone to preach a false gospel in that room.  A Shepherd who does not recognise a wolf is not fit to be a shepherd.!

……… and Father…. even if they don’t mean it ………. and they’re only half ……. convinced ……….. right now Lord ……… I thank you that you are….. going to convince that one lady ……. that she can do it …. that she can be ……… Father….. tonight I declare …… that the calls….. and the assignments …………. that you have given to every single person in this room ………. are going to be fulfilled ………. Father …… you are going to send the resource …………. you’re going to give strategy ……….. you’re going to give them dreams in the night ……….. you’re going to give them visions …….. in the day ……….. and Father you’re going to send them the people …… that need to be sent to them ……. to help ……….. fulfil …….. the vision …….

Don’t let one woman…..  go out of this room …………  without having made that declaration ………. tonight ….. God ….. why not me ?  Lord I have a gift …. it’s called the gift of life …………. and tonight Lord……….. I say before you ……… quietly in my heart ……… and my mind ………. Lord use me ……….. use me tonight ……….. don’t let me leave ………… empty ……… because I wanna look in your eyes ……. and I wanna fulfil……….. that part of you ….. that is empty ………. I’m gonna bring it to you Lord ……… and I … want… to .. be……. full………..

Thank you Lord tonight for what you’re doing ….. Father God….. bring us back tomorrow totally refreshed ………. and God tomorrow….. we’re gonna fly ………… we’re gonna go higher ……….. and I tell you by the end of this weekend, Lord ………… you are going to have spoken to women …. women are going to have encounters with you ………… something is going to break out ……… this week ……………

Moderator’s note:  Wells is now instructing the God of the Universe in what He has is to do!

Father God …… this weekend …….. (indecipherable) ….. and tonight ………. we’re gonna say “I rise ….. I will position myself ………… I rise … and I …… will …….. be”.  I WILL be ……. I don’t care if I’m seventy and got my last breath ….. I will be.  I will do it …………..  I ….. will…. do it.

Honey… I’m just gonna …… you know ……. you have not seen anything yet ….. there is so much in you, you just blow me away ……… and when you got up to speak …….. I la…. MY WORD ….. and God wants …. you know ………. you have …. you have come through much …… you have come through much ……….. to give out much ……… and God’s saying you re now about to be …….. uh … you now about to get strategic connections ………. and these are very strategic connections ……….. You have no idea what you are going to be doing in ten years time …. and if you could see yourself in ten years time ……….. your knees may shake ….. but they don’t shake …… you still walk on wobbly knees….. your knees can shake but you can still   …. I’m still going …… I’m  still out there …….. and…and Gods’ saying ….I’m going to give you strategic connections …… because what God is doing …… even in the next four to five years…… he’s going to give you such strategic connections …….. and this is not …. just for your area ……….. you better be aware …… that you actua …. I don’ know how you accidentally said it ….. but you said “God I positon myself as a mother….. I position as that woman that can bring change…… I position myself as that woman who will bring healing …” …. and because of that God is saying …. “I’m gonna give you the answer for the nation…. I’m gonna give you the answer that you have asked me for ….. but it’s gonna come bit by bit …. because at this point ….. you can carry so much ……………. but in ten years you can carry more ……… and you will carry more ……..”  …God’s going to bring the resources around you …… he’s going to bring the people around you ……… but get ready ….. in the next four weeks there are such strategic connections ……. and things are going to give birth ….. you going to give birth …… very quickly … an .. and it’s going to be a sudden birth.  It’s going to be like ….. “ooops ….. I didn’t even realise I was pregnant….. that way…. and you’re just gonna birth some things ……….. and there are three things that you’re gonna birth within the next three years ……….. and these are big things ….. you need women around you ……….. you need Mums around you …… you need grandmothers around you ………… who can help you ……… who will lift up your arms……….and speak the wisdom into you ….. an …. and continue to keep them on the right place ………… because what God has for you is big ….…… you know it …. you carry the vision …  you know what it is …… and Gods’ saying “I put those people around you but just don’t miss those connections”.

………right …. I’m gonna hand over ……. I need to be quiet……………

[Applause]

Moderator’s note:  Please read the preceding transcript with your eyes on the Bible and not on Amanda Wells.  If you attend such meetings because you like to have your itching ears scratched and to be told how “awesome” you are and if you are looking for signs and wonders and proof of God’s existence then you need to immediately fall to your knees and repent.  All the proof you need for what God has done for you is in your Bible.  Chasing after another gospel that appeals to your “feelings’ and “senses” is futile and the Truth will set you free of that need.   If you are in a church or group of churches that has invited such wolves in to speak to you, you should extract yourself from that immediately ….. leaving your friends’ behind or the good feeling this gives you to hear such nonsense is not worth the damage these wolves have done and will continue to do to you.

For those who are not familiar with how these wolves work it would be wise to familiarise yourself with the works of people like John Edwards – a mystic and cold reader who claims to have special gifts.  Just attaching the words “God is saying….” to the claims these deluded people teach will NOT make it the truth.  Below is a  link to a sample of how cold readings work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx0Jt2jnLOQright  John Edwards


This subject of cold readings and these fake “Words from God” and how it all works has been covered very succinctly and clearly by Pastor Chris Rosebrough of Pirate Christian Radio in a program on April 11
th 2016.  Pastor Rosebrough covers the techniques used by these wolves and you will note that some have used by Wells in this instance.  When not operating on pure guesswork and calculated “probability”, information given is that obtained by either personal contact with the person for whom the word is directed or it is obtained from other people prior to the event.   Here is the link:

 

http://www.piratechristian.com/fightingforthefaith/2016/4/the-false-miracles-doctrine-of-azusa-now?rq=Azusa

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