Review #11

Pastor Chris Rosebrough of Kongsvinger Lutheran Church and Captain of Pirate Christian Radio has taken “Pastor” and “Prophetess” Amanda Wells to task in the past.

We would like to point out that despite all that Amanda Wells has done and yet of which she STILL refuses to repent, she is STILL speaking at churches! 

Click on the link below to take a listen to Chris Rosebrough’s review of Amanda Wells:

Joyce Meyer Recommends a Colonoscopy

PROGRAM SEGMENTS:

• 00:17:38 Joyce Meyer Recommends a Colonoscopy
• 00:53:08 Winnie Banov Has Lost Touch With Sanity
• 01:16:44 Sermon Review: Incoherent Ravings by Amanda Wells

Source: Chris Rosebrough, Pirate Christian Radio, http://www.piratechristian.com/fightingforthefaith/2017/7/joyce-meyer-recommends-a-colonoscopy; Published 13/06/2017, Accessed 08/10/2017)

Amanda Wells’ “Sermon”?

TRANSCRIPTION of audio tape from Hub Church, England.  Dated June 10th 2010.

http://www.christiangrowthinternational.org/publisher/search.aspx?searchString=Amanda%20Wells

Pastor:  Nigel Langford and Nicky Langford [Enabler #8]

Bev Murrill [Enabler #7] of Christian Growth International is a friend and promoter of Amanda Wells and seems to have no problem endorsing this plagiarist and storyteller speaking throughout her organization. 

Speaker’s words in black.

Moderator’s comments in blue.

Other individuals in red.  It is assumed the particular woman who continually interjects an cheers Wells on is either the “Pastor” or other organiser of this event.  Whomever it is should be seriously considering her actions.

Speaker: Amanda wells

00:10     Oh gee.  What a privilege to be …………..  Look at all you girls!  Your faces….. it’s awesome…… and… um … I just love this place.  I came last year and I didn’t know anybody … and Jane just said ….to me …. a second ago …… “found family” ………it’s about ………. and I thought ….. that’s what it is ….. you know when you find family ……….. and uh …..  you know …… all over the world… and I just feel like ….. I’ve come back ….. and it’s family …… I absolutely love it….. ah …. I want to thank you for your hospitality….. ‘specially Suzies cooking …… and …. ah ……it’s been just awesome here …. I mean …. she’s been amazing…. and…. and this has been just great ……….

Moderator’s comment:  And here we go as she once again uses a church  meeting to market her unBiblical plagiarized products before she begins. 

00:47        I’ve um …. I’ve got some …. um …. just before I start .. um…. got some CD’s … not very many … because they….. they bought me out of house and home in um ………. Swindon and I couldn’t really bring too many ‘cause uh …….. I wanted to bring clothes as well …………and uh ………. funny about the airlines ….. they don’t like ya bringing both ….. but I do have a little bit ….. up the back .. we’ve got… um ….. ah …. this one is “the Purpose of the Wilderness”………… I’ve just done that this year …. and um ….  I think it’s three Cd’s or two CD’s and a bonus DVD….. and I really talk about why….. do we go through wilderness times ….. and ah …. the wilderness experience is um …. is …. is personal but there’s something deeper that I think the church has missed out on………

Moderator’s note:  Wells constantly repeats the platitude throughout many of her talks that “the church has missed out on …..” something in order to give her a platform to air her personal views.  It is incredible to think that 2000 years of theologians and devoted men and women of God have missed out on something that only Wells herself can reveal.

as in what it can do in a nation when YOU ………….personally go through a wilderness….. what actually happens ….. that was one of my favourite ones …… the ninth hour …… definitely my favourite one …….. um…. we…. we’ve just been through the sixth hour in …….. the um…… in the world…. and the ninth hour we are in now …………with ah coming through …….. and what …. what the dynamic of that is …………. Um ….

Oh I love this one ……. “If Ya Mouth got Ya’ Into it, Ya Mouth’ll Get You Out Of It” …. ‘cause there’s (indecipherable)…… …. you know that’s….. that’s  taken from the Prodigal Son….. his mouth really got ‘im into a lot of trouble …….. but it was his mouth that got him out of it again.

Market Place Invasion…….. um that’s er…. I think it’s uh ….. five…. four….. three….. four I think …. CD’s …on um……engaging the spheres of … uh …. of our …. of our culture …. and uh …. it talks about….  business…..  uh …. I talk about the market place ….. winning the market place ….. um.. the anointing of recognition … how  we need it ….. all sorts of things ….. I know  I’ve got room up the back……….

Are you ready?

[audience responds “Yes”]

Moderator’s note:  What you will hear next deserves particular observation.  Firstly given Wells’ track record for telling yarns we would have to put this into that category as we do not for one moment believe this ever happened to her. Wells has told this story many times over the years.  Notwithstanding, it is a most unsavoury story for a woman to be telling in church and has no purpose whatsoever other than to get a few cheap laughs.  But the biggest clue to the implausible story is that Wells claims very clearly that it has happened to her MORE THAN ONCE! (We have noted that claim in bold letters.) We are at a loss to understand how Wells seems to have a penchant for walking into men’s toilets!

Good……

You know ……. I’m probably a little different … so you’ll just um … I‘m an Aussie so what do’ya expect………… and I remember a few years ago ……. it actually happened to me again this time ….. I came over ….. I couldn’t’ believe it …. and a few years ago I was coming through Heathrow airport…… and um ……. ah …eh …. back in those terminals …… I don’t know why ……… but all the …. ….. a lot of the Muslim women were sitting around the door of the toilet ….. and I thought of course there’s women outside the door …. it must be the women’s toilet….. I don’t’ know why they were doing it ……….. but they did it in that year ….. and so I was tired … just got off a flight and um …. I’m walking like this ….. and I walked in …..  to the toilet ….. ‘cause they all smiled at me……….. as I walked past …….  There was one problem……… it was the male toilet ….. and it was a very busy male toilet ………. It was in Terminal Four….. or Terminal Three…… and it was extremely busy…. an….. and ….. I just want to give you hint at what you say …….

[woman in audience laughs loudly]

if that ever happens to you ….. because I have to take a deep breath and think very quickly because it was a very busy toilet……  I just said with the deepest voice I could probably find…… (adopts deep voice) “Oh, I’m sorry…. I forgot I had a sex change last week”…. and I just walked on out.  I just hoped like anything … that there was no one ………… in that room …… in that toilet …………. who actually was in my meetings and thought….. “OH MY WORD!  IT’S A TRANSVESTITE!  And then when I did it in Belgium … I’m thinking…… if I’ve got a stop confessing this Lord…….. I can either do one of two things ….. stop confessing I’ve had a sex change…..’cause someone’s gonna find out ……… why… er…. you know ….. that I didn’t… OR ……. I can stop walkin’ into male toilets…… I mean … one or the other.

Moderator’s note:  It happened to her again in Belgium? Note this is a church LADIES’ meeting and Wells has given herself the title of “Pastor”.

Titus 2:3-5 ESV   

“Older women likewise are to be reverent in behavior, not slanderers or slaves to much wine. They are to teach what is good, and so train the young women to love their husbands and children, to be self-controlled, pure, working at home, kind, and submissive to their own husbands, that the word of God may not be reviled.”

Ephesians 5:4 ESV

Let there be no filthiness nor foolish talk nor crude joking, which are out of place, but instead let there be thanksgiving.”

04:12    and you know …. y… you get like that when you’ve been traveling ….  I mean …..you know…. I mean …some of those con….continents …… ‘specially when you wear glasses  and  haven’t got ‘em on …………..you don’t really look…… the male and the female look the same until you get in there.

So I am a little bit different …. I’m a little bit wild ……. but you’ll be right………..

You know tonight …… um ……..Susie asked me if I’d do something ………  if I’d talk about what I do …… and uh ….. that…. that’s ….. that’s …..um……  I do a lot I guess…. yeah …. I’m one of these people who has to do a lot …..  ’cause if I don’t …… I get bored ….. I’m A.D.D. ……. um… I’m … I’m prob…. I probably was but no one ever diagnosed me but now I’m so happy I am …. I love it ….. you know … it’s great ….. you can do much when you’re A.D.D.   and…… um …… I do do a lot I guess…..  and I ….. I just …. wanna …… I’m gonna share about that … but tomorrow…….. I’m gonna actually talk about Deborah  ….. and ……. ah ….. I … I just gotten so much out of Deborah ….. just of late again ….. and …. uh ….. and so tomorrow we’re gonna actually …… and I’m gonna preach ….. but tonight I’m just gonna share a bit about who I am…… so let’s pray….

05:14     Father…. I thank you tonight….. for all who you are …..Lord … I just love it when you can worship and ….. and Lord I just love that place where I just sense your presence …….. and sense your spirit Lord ………. it’s even like ya just bring tears to my eyes because I just …… I just love you.

Moderator’s note:  “If you love me you will keep my commandments.”

John 14:15  ESV “If you love me, you will keep my commandments.”. The Ninth Commandment instructs us not to lie!

Lord never let me ….. lose ….. and never let any woman here ……. lose that sensitivity to you.  Never let us lose our sweetness ………. towards you …….  Father, I just ask you to guard every heart in this house ….. that the sweetness….. would never be lost ….. of …. of our first relationship …… our first love ……… just with you Lord …. I just love you so much ….. where would I be without you ……… and Father tonight I thank you as ……. we just come around your word …..and come around …. um …. like ….. just ….  a fireside chat …… you might say ………. Lord …… I just thank you that you are here…… and Lord, you’re going to touch ……… every single woman …… not one woman is going to go home ….. without having some sort of encounter ………. with you tonight….. it may not be …..  out (indecipherable) encounter ….. it may not be one that everybody sees….. but it will be an encounter of the heart this weekend.

Moderator’s note:  Note the tactic Wells is now employing as she prays which is a characteristic of many preachers of her ilk as she prepares and grooms her audience to accept that if something doesn’t happen to them that meets their expectation, they are still being reassured that they are having an “encounter”.  This is placing the suggestion into their minds before the meeting begins so there will be no one who goes away feeling as if they missed out because their “encounter” wasn’t as great or as visible as the next person’s.  This grooming of an audience during a prayer is common practice in many churches and especially in those infected with the NAR.  It is important to recognise that this technique basically employs the “power of suggestion,” and this is very common among hypnotists.  

And Lord…. we just give you honour and glory …… and just thank you so much …… that you would ….. that…. that …..  we are so honoured that you would turn up to our meetings.  My word, Father!  That… the God of the Universe… would …. come to our meeting tonight….. and we just want to honour you…. and say how much we love you….. in Jesus name.

06:45    AMEN!  I almost got carried away then ……….. y’ know tomorrow …. as I said tomorrow …….. I’m gonna talk about Deborah …. she was SUCH an amazing woman ….. she was a wife …… she was a prophetess……. she was a judge ……… but you know what …. she was happy sitting …. under ….  a tree.  She was actually quite happy just under that tree…… just doing what she did…… doing her ministry …. you know…. just in the background …..……. doing what she did.  But one day ……. her season changed………… and I sense that for many of you here …….. your season is changing.  And she….. and when her season changed….. she actually had to ….. reposition herself …. to be used by God differently ….. an…. and I ….I …. just sense for some of us ……. that we’re gonna have to be repositioned.   I just want you to go to Judges 5 …. if you’ve got your Bible… don’t worry I bought mine ………. so you can relax.

07:39      Judges 5 verse 7…. I ah …. I got a little bit of this…. um … I think it was yesterday ……. but I’ve got a lot more to say over this weekend.  And .. um ….  some of this I just …. I just preached on …. but I wanna just ……  go here….. (indecipherable) ….”It says …. in verse 6 …. “In the days of Shangar, son of Anath, in the days of Jael the main roads were empty….”  In other words, there was no business.  I… I mean the city …. that town was actually in a Global Financial Crisis.

Moderator’s note:  From which version of the Bible is Wells reading?

The nation was in a GFC (Global Financial Crisis).  The nation was in… in …. there were trade was lacking…… ah …. there was …. there…. there was probably bashings in the street…. and the travelers went on the back roads…. why?…… because they were afraid  …. of the crime rate ….. an… and there were no warriors in Israel …… 

You know I’m looking at our nations right across … and I’m wondering where are the warriors ……… where are they?  I …. we.. we’re looking at .. I mean I looked at you tonight … and I just went ….. I …I said to Jane …. Oh my wooord!  eh ..she’s a …… wh… I do… don’t think I said it to her .. I can’t remember the exact words… but you’re a pocket rocket.…. I wish I had done ………… what you are doing ………. at your age.  I wish I could have done what I am doing now at your age ….. because I coulda got a lot more done ………. but I was a bit too stupid….. but now I’m making up for it .. I’m gonna do it all at once … ‘cause I ain’t gonna die empty ….. you know what I mean?

Moderator’s note:  Wells is now making up for being stupid?  It begs the question as to what sort of things she was saying when she was younger.

But you look … and you think ….. the….e… the domestic violence….. I ….   I’m gonna talk about like our abortion rate in Australia ……… is 1,000,000… um…. a year …. and there is a Victorian abortion bill that went through in 2008…. that um ……. ah …. ah ..babies could be aborted up to the 40th week of pregnancy….. for 20% of all of those late term abortions are born alive ….. and left to die….. . hate to tell you ladies ….. but it’s actually happening in your nation.

Moderator’s note:  This is actually an over simplification and misrepresentation of the Victorian Law Reform Bill  of 2008 regarding abortion.  Further reading may be undertaken at: http://www.lawreform.vic.gov.au/content/law-abortion-final-report-html-version

When you are the nation … that …..and your nations is one .. when you are the nation is one that is actually advertises abortion ……. on TV ….. I’m  telling you ….. it’s time that the women started to rise up and say ….. “Where are the warriors in Britain?”  Where are the warriors…. when you’ve got so much …. when you’ve got pornography everywhere …. when paedophilia is common ………. when …. when everything is going ……. come on ! ………… Where ARE the warriors!  An … and when she felt this ……. when she felt this storring….. this stirring ……… inside …..  it says there were no warriors in Israel………. until …….. you know there wasn’t a warrior …….. until ……… so that there was no one ………. around ….. until ………… I…. Deborah ….. arose.

10:22     Wow!  Where are the warriors in Britain?  They’re waiting for you and I [sic].

[voice interjects: Yeah!]

…. they’re just waiting for you and I [sic] …. to arise.  And then she said…. until I arose …. a mother …. to Israel.  I…I …. this nation was in a mess ………  until … Deborah arose ….. a mother to Israel……. I mean I said this yesterday to the ladies …………….. and I’m…. I’m…. I’m not preaching… on what I preached on yesterday …. but it just hit me the other night…… I mean hello……she’s just a mother………. she wasn’t even a mother ….. she was a wife…….. she’s a prophetess …..…… in those days… theologians tell us that she actually had to be married to a prophet …  to be a prophetess ….. so all she was was a pastor’s wife……… an… an….. and here she was …. not even a mother ……. but she says “Hello…… here I am………. I’m arising ………. I’m gonna be a mother to the whole nation!”

[voice interjects: Yeah ….]

What an audacity ……… I mean, can you imagine……… wouldn’t ya feel a goose……….. I mean I would ……. Hello here am…. I single .. just a married Mum. I’ve never had a baby but I’m gonna be a mother to all of you.

Moderator’s note: “ Just a married Mum…. never had a baby….”.  She was a married Mum who had never had a baby ……… Wells is not even concentrating on what she is saying.

Audacious.  Shameless.  Bold.  Daring ……. not just that I’m gonna be a mother to the village …. but I’m gonna be a mother to the WHOLE nation.  It’s like singing at the top of your lungs ….. and then realised later that everyone was listening………. and you were as flat as a tack …….. have you ever done that?   And everyone sorta just looking …… I’ve DONE that…………. I did that in a great big conference …. I didn’t realise that everybody had stopped singing……….. I was so lost in God, a thousand women ………….

Moderator’s note:  Wells has just created another opportunity to lead into another one of her “yarns” about herself.  None of what she is saying now pertains to Deborah or the text on what she claims she is preaching but instead she is once again preaching about herself.

12:08     (starts singing loudly) I WORSHIP YOUUUUUU… OU UUUUU……..

Moderator’s note: Wells, this is NOT a musical. Stop. Please stop. This is an entrenched habit of hers to do. 

and now they’re all looking at me ………. and you’re like… where is the nearest door!  I …. can you imagine how she felt.. Deborah? ………… I’m gonna be the mother …… I’m the mother to the WHOLE ………… that’d be something I’d say ………….. and then realise later ……… what a goose!  What was I thinking?  Now I’ve said it …… I gotta do it ……….. because I don’t like saying something and then going back on it ……. if I say something ……  then I’ve gotta go through with it……. and I’d be sittin’ there just absolutely packing it……….. how do I become a mother ….. to the whole nation.

But God is just looking to just one woman …. one woman ………..tonight this weekend …. who will declare ………. why…. not ….. me…….

[woman interjects : “Yeah”]

Why not me?  I mean Deborah could do it ………. and all she did was sit behind a tree and prophesy for goodness sake ……. that’s not really that hard ……… I mean all it is is edification …. exhortation ……… and comfort …… you can’t go really wrong can you!  Just  (indecipherable) tell ‘em  (indeciperable) they look good , they’re beautiful, God loves ‘em ….. send them on their way!

Moderator’s note:  And here we have it …. an insight into the REAL attitude Wells has to the gift of prophesy and how she carries out her fake ministry….. clearly stated in her own words!

God loves ‘em …. send’em on their way! I mean if the nation’s in sin that’s not really hard is it!

OH YOU PEDOPHELIAC!  [sic]

OH YOU ADULTERER!  Oh well I mean that’s it …. you’d soon get rid of them wouldn’t ya?

[audience laughter]

I mean it’s not really that hard…. an …. and then all of a sudden she turned around and said “Why… not …. me?”  I just hope that there’s someone here this weekend that [sic] will turn around and say “Why not me?”  Because ……….. you know ….. I guess I was one of those girls ….. who was just stupid enough… to say “Why not me?”

14:00     You know Suzie asked me tonight to share …. uh ……what I do …. and I … I .. just felt …. that I’d gone home…. and I’d taught at Bible College from 9.00 till 4.00 this afternoon….. prophesied over everything that moved …. and then came home …… laid on the bed and said “shuck-a-ma-huckai… I’m awake God…. let’s go”…. and then … and then I…. in that one “shuck-a-ma-huckai” I actually heard God say “I want them …. I want you to tell your story”.

Moderator’s note:  Wells’ flippant reference to her prophesying over “everything that moved” and blasphemous reference to the use of tongues should have been a warning to everyone in the room that they were in the presence of a false teacher if they had not been wise enough to have seen it before this.  Her claim that she then heard God speak to her and tell her he wanted her to tell her story can be easily identified as a false claim given that the story Wells tells is a lie.  God would never instruct anyone to lie.

14:25     And so I’m gonna sorta tell briefly… as briefly as I can my story tonight. 

Um…. I was born into a very…ah…er…. well….  I ….. I would say… it’s a very, very upper middle class family and…. uh …. when I was born I was quite a fair bit later than my brother and my sister ….. and there was one problem ….  when my brother was born …. he was born with an IQ of almost 140 ………. but if you don’t know what that is…… it’s extremely high…… and it’s genius ……….. so he was a genius ……….  My sister could swim like a fish …. and she was already swimming an …. and being… uh … asked to go to the Olympic games …….. in Mexico.  I come along and I have the IQ of a gnat.  I failed every subject I ever attempted and uh… my nickname when I grew up was “Dumb Old Mand”.  Where’s “Dumb Old Mand”?….. because my name was Amanda … they used to call me Mandy.  And Uh…. that was my nickname…. because I was so dumb.  And um ….. I did a personality profile so we can find out … I was so excited….. and everybody else was excited to find out they were extroverts. I was SO excited to find out I really was an introvert and it wasn’t just me being ………  stupid.  I know that means nothing to you ….. but it meant a lot to me …… because I was born ….. shy…… and…. and you imagine when you’re… in a house …. wi ….. with two people who are so highly….. highly intelligent….. and highly skilled….. and then there’s this kid… who comes along ….. and just never talked.  I …. I never said anything….. and then they used to think …… that I had …. um ………..  I…. I was … you know …… I was um …..  a little bit um ………. a bit off the wall ……….. I WAS!

Moderators note:  We passed this part of the audio to Wells’ sister for comment.  Kerri states that:

This is nothing but distortion and lies.  Over the years, Wells has also disgracefully claimed in some appearances that she was born into poverty and that it was SHE who broke the cycle of generational poverty in her family, a claim that was no doubt intended to give her credentials as a self-professed “business coach” a boost. Our family was indeed a middle-class family (the adding of the “very, very” to the description being a bit of poetic licence).  We lived in a street made up of War Service homes and any privileges we enjoyed were due entirely to our father’s application to hard work and non-smoking, non-drinking lifestyle.

I note that she has claimed on this occasion that her brother had an IQ of “almost 140” and yet on other occasions she has claimed various figures up to 170!  The truth is closer on this occasion.  As for claiming that when she was born I was already swimming and being asked to go to the Olympic Games in Mexico is so ludicrous as to have surely alerted anyone who had done their homework on Wells that the stories she tells are to be questioned vigorously.  I had only just begun swimming lessons when Wells was born, and certainly had not being “asked” to go to the Olympic Games!  One is not “asked” to go to the Olympics, incidentally, one is selected!  As for further proof this claim is ludicrous it does well to note that the decision as to the venues which will host Olympics is typically made about 7 years prior to the actual event.  Wells was born in 1955 and Mexico had not even been selected as an Olympic venue at that point.

As for the disgusting accusation that her nickname was “Dumb Old Mand”, there is NO truth in this whatsoever.  Mandy was a much loved and cherished child in the family and was NEVER referred to by any member of the family by such a disparaging term and I have no idea what would possess to her which to concoct such a story other than to except perhaps gain sympathy from her audience.  As the youngest in the family Mandy was somewhat spoiled and given special treatment that many youngest in families often enjoy.  Her casting aspersions on others in our family in this way is shameful.  She was by no means a shy or introverted personality and her claim to have never talked is utterly ludicrous.  I have no idea why Wells persisted over the years in reiterating these false stories but to do so in churches and using God’s name is a very serious action I can only hope that she will eventually apologise to all those she has hurt and slandered with these stories and seek forgiveness.  And I am appalled that people in churches would invite anyone to stand and relate such lies accompanied by claims that God told her to tell this story!  I would like to hear from them what they intend to do to attempt to fix some of the damage they have helped to cause.  The stories Wells tell here regarding her marriage and the birth of her first child and his alleged diagnosis should be challenged and evidence required.  Wells’ lies are really out of hand and are of such a serious nature as to require professional attention.  Most of which she talks about never happened.

16:05     I… I …. and then I… I  came to Christ …… and when I came to Christ I actually …. um ….. I um was … I…. I was married to a gentleman who I met on a bus….. and who I went home and told my mother I was going to marry him….. and I did ….. but he was…. ah ….. twelve years older than me.  He didn’t think…. he was going to marry me ….. that was the only issue I had….. I soon changed his mind.

And so I got married and our first baby came along ….. and it was Andrew…… and Andrew was born with a tumour on his pituitary gland and they told us not long after he was born ……… that he was going to die ….. and …… uh….. I…. I  just could not get over the fact that Andrew was going to die ….. how can this happen …….. how can I do this … then my mother came to live with us ……. Oh my word!  And uh ….. some of you have got wonderful mothers …… and it would be a joy to have them living with you ……. it wasn’t for me ….. I can tell you …… it… it wasn’t ….. and it certainly  wasn’t for Roger……. He thought that….um….. you know that Jezebel had come into the house…….. because she was depressed …. and going through stuff……. she’d divorced….

And then ………. on top of that …….. um ….. I wa ….  I got depressed ….. Roger was terribly unsaved ….

Moderator’s note:  What is “terribly unsaved”?  Wells’ gift for hyperbole is astounding.

I would find myself in a church now and then ……….. but if he ever went ….. and the only reason he went to church was to blow smoke in the Pastor’s face or to tell the Pastor a dirty joke ….. but he was good man ……….

Moderator’s note:  Definition of a “good man” would be helpful.  The bible says NONE are good.  Mark 10:18 “And Jesus said to him, “Why do you call me good? No one is good except God alone.” ESV

………….anyway…. I got depressed … and ….. and there’s my son dying ……… and my mother-in law ……. my mother causing trouble ……… then his parents came to live with us and by that time I was in a mess … and .. uh I remember one day…….. I… I turned around …. and I ….  I w…went to church and it was Darlene Zschech’s grandparents who gave me the keys to a house in Coolum and said “Amanda, we don’t really know you ………….. but we want you to go to this house for the weekend ………. you and the family ……….and just rest.  I mean …. no wonder ….. I probably went to church like this …… you know I was a nutter.

And so … I … I’ll never forget that…. and that day that I went …. I actually got a whole lot of pills in my bag…..  and on the way up there…..  the drive up there was about three hours ….. I said to a God that I didn’t really know that “If you are really, real God, if you really exist, you’re going to have to make it very clear because when I get up there ………… I’d had enough.  I’ve had enough of my parents…….. his parents .. a s…. a dying son …….  I can’t cope…. everything is too much ……. and um …… I and ……  and at that point Roger had actually ….. um …. he worked at the airlines… he had found a bank robber…. it wasn’t just an ordinary bank robber, it was the MAFIA…. who had arranged to …um ….. to rob the whole Reserve Bank of Australia ……….. and my husband was the one who discovered him …… and not only discovered him ………  ran after him ………. and tore him to the ground …… and then we had people….. the MAFIA ……. coming after our house ……. because they were killing…… going to kill Rog ……….. and he had  …. we had guards….. police guards on our house every night….. I think…  I DESERVED to be a bit stressed out ……. DON’T YOU?

Moderator’s note:  that there were still people sitting listening to this nonsense at this point is the real miracle which merits attention!

19:08     I mean ….. can you believe this .. it would only happen to me.  And so I’m going up there ……… and I got my bottle of pills ….. and I said “God, if you’re really real, you’d better show me, cause I tell you (indecipherable) I’m walking out in the ocean”.  Anyway…… I got there …. we bought some .. the…..groceries….. I’m like …. put them in a box …….. and we got to the house ….. opened the door and I put the groceries on the table …  opened the fridge door…… and as I did something fell down, hit me on the side of the head and fell on the ground.  There are no guesses to know what it would be in Darlene Zschech’s grandparent’s home.  It was a Bible.  It opened at the book of John.  I must have devoured that whole Bible…Rog said “What’s u….”

“GO AWAY!  Just leave me alone!”

I read it… I walked down the beach…. threw the pills away …. and in my simplistic way ………….. I guess I asked Jesus into my life.  And then I realised that if …… God was so AWESOME that he would save me in the middle of a nuthouse ……………. that my God wanted to heal … our son. 

[woman interjects: “Yeah”]

I went on a mission ….. I could not see …… how people were saying “Amanda, you know it’s God’s will maybe that …… that Andrew die”.  RUBBISH!!!!  God saved me ….. the nutter ……….. and made me normal ……. he had to love Andrew enough to save him.  Well I went on this mission … and I went to every church I could find ……… couldn’t find anywhere at that point that …. that even believed in healing ………. and one day I went back to the Uniting Church and a woman came to me and said “Amanda, I …. I wanna take you to a Steve Ryder meeting.”  I said, “What’s that?”  she said, “You’ll find out when you get there”.  Steve Ryder was an evangelist …. I had no idea ………..  Remember …. I…. I’d come out of the only church I ever knew was sorta like a …a  ….. like a Uniting Church ……..  be …. you know …… very stiff ……very stiff ……. very starchy …… and um ………. I remember I walked in ….. this meeting …… and it was probably in a room this size ………… maybe longer ……. bit longer ….. and they were packed to the rafters ….. you know … everyone was like this………….

Moderator’s note:  Read more about Steve Ryder here:
http://www.christian-witness.org/not_in_pubs/dec_mmDetailxx.html

21:10     We walked in …… we sat down ……….. we got down the back ……. and someone’s sort of singing on a guitar up the front ……….. but somewhere ……….. everyone’s got their hands up in air.

I thought “OH MY WORD!  Someone’s got a gun!”   I just put my hand up ….. I didn’t know that sort ….. I’d never been to a meeting like this ……… and then suddenly they’re in worship ……. and after their singing ……… they suddenly sing in TONGUES ……….  WHAT IS THAT! ………….

Transcribers note:  Wells breaks into nonsensical gibberish at this point.

Well you know …. I didn’t wanna be out of it ….. because if they had a gun I’d give it just in case……  and so I’m thinking what do I DO!  I.. I’m wracking my brain …… and I thought ……. I remember …….. one song ………. that I learned at school ……… so everyone’s got their hands up ……..  you …… you know ……………

Transcriber’s note: Wells’ voice has by now risen to an hysterical screeching pitch and she then utters fake tongue language again in order to make her point – this kind of blasphemy in church in order to draw laughs is deplorable.

and I put my hands up and go “Frere Jacques …..  frere Jacques …….. dormez vous…….. and in the (indecipherable)…… everyone stopped singing.

[audience laughter]

(indecipherable – she has become highly excited and is not making any sense)

Moderator’s note: It is highly distressing that people were actually buying into this story!

22:09     I just kept up ….woh….. you never knew……My girlfriend at the end …. he was preaching something………… I didn’t understand … a word of it ……. she dragged me up the front …. and said you’re gonna stand in for Andrew.  What’s that?  Standing in!  Does it mean I stand on him?   What do I….. (indecipherable)

So I stood there and obeyed……… because I still wasn’t real sure if they had guns in this place.

Transcriber’s Note: Remember, Wells DID say she has a low IQ… 

And I …. I  stood there…. an uh ….. an and uh here’s this pot-bellied …..preacher….. bold ……….. walkin’ down the queue .….. bang…..be healed …. bang …. be healed …. they’re going over like flies…. I thought now someone might have had a gun .….but this guy is NOT ….. gonna push me over ………… no one pushes me over……. and I thought I’m just gonna get ready just in case ……. because I can put one fist on his chin ….. and one on his stomach ….. as he passes ….. ‘cause he’s not gonna push me ……….. I’m like this gettin’ ready …. he’s going’ “Be healed … be healed…. “ ….and he’s miles away from me ……….. all of a sudden I can feel myself ……….. I’m going …….. I landed on my back ……. I couldn’t get up….. I crawl back to my seat……… I think someone got …me.. too…uh …. .I think someone got me ….. I think Lyn got me home…… I’m not sure how …… I got into bed that night …. and as I did I had a dream ….. and in that dream I dreamt….. that Jesus came and gave me a scripture….. and it was about the epileptic boy that the disciples couldn’t heal … and who was having epileptic fits ………  he weighed hardly anything ….. he was ……  a sick little boy.    I …. I woke up in the morning……… I remember I got up…. I raced into Roger totally unsaved … and I said “Roger!  I’ve had this dream.  What d’ya think it means?”  He said ……. “How would I know?  I don’t believe in God.  You do, so it must be God”.

Moderator’s note:  Where in the Bible does it say that the boy hardly weighed anything? Wells adds her own details to the bible – a practice which is one sign of a false teacher.

I said “Well that’s a help …..what do I do with it?   He said “I don’t know” ……… so I thought I’d ring Lyn…… and  I asked her “What do I do with this dream?”  She said “I dunno, I’ve never heard of a dream” ….. she said “But  ………….. why don’t you try praying over Andrew”.

I said “Well, what do I say?” 

She said “ I….well”….. “she said ….”  Steve Ryder says (indecipherable). I said …. “ I’ll get a pen.”

“I bind the spirit of… I break the spirit of …..” I’m writing this down ……  I go into Andrew that night ……. I lay hands on Andrew…………… and he’s only about five…. six …. and I told him what was happening …… I said, you know “God’s gonna heal you” ……….. dah…dah….dah” …. and so I laid hands on him…… I started to read the prayer  “Father in the name of Jesus “ exactly how Steve Ryder said it …. and I’m ….  I’m ….. I’m screwed up the prayer ………….

and I said “God, if you are really real…. and I know you are ….. you know my heart tonight ………. it is to heal Andrew …. please ….. just heal him…….”

24:41  the next morning …. I …w…. we go to bed nothing happened …… the next morning I woke up to his scream ……..

[Wells screams:“ahhhhhhhhhhh…………….”]

I…. w.. a…. course ya think ya killed ‘im!  Comes in ….. he said “Mummy, I’m hungry ….. first time ….. I mean he was fed by tubes and everything then ……   I sat him down I gave him the biggest breakfast…… I even gave him chocolate for breakfast  ….. I gave him everything ………..

25:00      We threw away his drugs…. because he just didn’t have ….. a brain tumour …….. anymore … it was obvious ……… he grew three inches in three weeks.  But the day after …….. it was Sunday ………… and um ….. I wanted to go to church ….. ‘cause I was gonna tell everybody…… look what happened.

Moderator’s note:   He grew three inches in three weeks?  Medical proof please Wells. … we can only assume that a child who had been under the care of the medical profession as he had been diagnosed with a brain tumour was now taken back to the doctor to verify your claim?  They threw away the drugs because it was obvious he didn’t have a brain tumour anymore?  Only a parent guilty of extreme neglect would “assume” their child had been healed and required no further medical treatment. That is, of course, IF he had been diagnosed with a brain tumour and was on drugs and was being fed through tubes!

“LOOK AT MY SON!”  and ah … I was so excited …… I got dressed ….. and there was one problem ….  so did Roger….. I said “Where do you think, you’re going?”

He said “To church”.

I said “No, you’re not.

[audience laughter]

Moderator’s note:  At this point we find it essential to ask that anyone who has heard this or read it now tests this story by requesting that Wells provide irrefutable medial documentation of this child’s alleged brain tumour.  Our information is that this story is totally bogus and the child in question was NEVER diagnosed with any brain tumour nor was he being fed by tubes etc.at the time.

He said, “I wanna go to church”…..

“I said, “NO!”  I said “What d’ya wanna go to church for?”

He said, “I wanna go to church”….. I mean I‘d been witnessing to this man now……. with the limited witness material I had …….. but now …. suddenly he wants to spoil my party!  Because I knew …  when I went to church ………… HE …. was going to do something stupid …………. and I wanted to tell everybody how awesome God had been!

Moderator’s note:  So this was “your party” Wells?  This was not about the healing of this precious child but rather your moment in the spotlight as you told this “incredible” story?

[audience laughter]

I said, “Please, don’t come….. go next week”.

“I wanna come today”.

Well, we get to church … I’m not a happy camper now.

26:00     We walked in ….. and as we walked in ….. Roger decides he want to go to the front row…. I said …. we’re not going to the front row……….. we’ll sit down the back….

“No, I wanna go to the front….”

I said “Please, don’t go to the front row…….”  He said “I’m saved”……. do’ya know what I mean ….. you don’t put him in the front row! 

Nooooo! 

He said “I’m sitting in the front row!”  Now, I’m there, and now he’s really spoiled my party ….. an  and …. he’s ….like …and… like th…. the pastor ….  minister….. reverend Right Royal Red……whatever he was….. got up  ….. and started to speak about …………. whatever ….. and all of a sudden my husband stands up…. I’m like …. OH MY WORD !…… he starts to run towards the Right Royal Red ……..

I’m like …. “Ah”….. this is it ….. he’s gonna kill ‘im ……….. I know ….. you know ….. I’m running up and Roger is screaming out ….”I MUST BE BORN AGAIN.

[voice in audience interjects: “WOW!”]

Moderator’s note:  It is unbelievable that anyone is buying this nonsense but clearly Wells has captivated this gullible audience by this point.

The Right Royal Red turned ‘round and says (adopts pompous voice) “Does anybody know what God is?”

I said, “I do!…. Lead me to it”

So ………..took Roger up the back.  I said a prayer….. I didn’t even know what prayer I was praying …… but I tell you …… he got prayed over for everything…………. I prayed everything out of that man ……….. up the back …… he got prayed for …….. he wo .. if he ………. wasn’t born again by the time I’d finished …… I s……… then I turned around and I said “Roger, what’s born again?”

[audience erupts into uproarious laughter]

Moderator’s note: (John 6:44) “No one can come to me unless the Father who sent me draws him. And I will raise him up on the last day.”  Wells insinuation that it was she who got this man saved is in contravention to the Word of God.”  (Eph 2: 7-9) “7so that in the ages to come He might show the surpassing riches of His grace in kindness toward us in Christ Jesus. 8For by grace you have been saved through faith; and that not of yourselves, it is the gift of God; 9not as a result of works, so that no one may boast.” 

27:20     He said …………. I said …….. “How did you know so…….. I didn’t even know what the word is………….

[audience laugher]

He said “Ya know…………” he said “when I was eight years old ……….”. he was forty by this time ……. and he grew up in Sussex here at  (indecipherable) ………….

He said “When I was eight years old…………” he said “ uh …..Billy……. uh Billy Graham came ……”  and uh Billy Graham  …….some man ….. his uncle or something took him to one ………. Billy Graham Crusade.  And that night ……… the only thing he ever remembered about Billy Graham was that Billy Graham sang out….. “You must be born again”.

Moderator’s note:  So, no repentance, no forgiveness of sins, nothing about the Saving Grace of the cross?  Just a statement that you are born again is enough in world of Wells’ doctrine?

Forty years later ………. Roger said that whole day going to work ………and home ….. all he could hear was Billy Grahams’ voice ………….  “You must be born again!”

I’m gonna tell you girls. I don’t’ care how hard your husband is … you know that word that you’ve put in him .………… will never fall to the ground.  That word that he heard at Sunday School…. will never fall to the ground………… because …. years later ……… that word from “Mrs. Bucket Mouth” in Sunday School … WILL…. come back to him………

[audience laughs – shame on each and every one who did!]

Moderator’s note:  This disgraceful reference to Sunday school teachers as “Mrs Bucket Mouth” should have been enough to have anyone at this meeting raising their voice in loud objection!  Is this the opinion Wells and her ilk have of dedicated Sunday School teachers?

And I tell you ……….. when it does ……. you will have a party!

[ voice in audience interjects: “Yeah”]

And I hope (indecipherable) might know what born again was………..

[audience laughs]

From there I went on and I got into a church ………. and you know we …. um ….. we…. we ….. we actually found a church …. and we really went for it ……….. and um ………..  is this alright if I tell you a bit of my story …. I know it’s a bit crazy ……….

[audience interjects: “Great”]

Moderator’s note:  No argument here! This entire sermon so far is indeed “crazy”!

I just … I just wanted to share that …. ‘cause I really sense that some of you might have kids or….. Dads or ………. husbands that you’re praying for …………. you know ….. God can do it in the ma…. you don’t have to be the ultimate witness ……ah ….. you know God will ……override you …..  aren’t you glad ………… cause I .. if it …I had my way that day he wouldn’t have come to church.

I would have got him born again some other day!

Moderator’s note: Absolute evidence of Wells’ flawed theology.  SHE would have got him born again some other day?  It is GOD who draws us to Him and it is not by ANY work of man as is clearly stated in Scripture.  Wells narcissism has been evidenced many times over the years but this assertion that is SHE who causes people to be born again displays utter contempt and lack or reverence to God.

29:19     You know ….. he could of….. could of ….. found Jesus the next week ….. and after I had my party …. I hope none of you are like that ………… I WAS ………….

And I got him to church.. … and we got married ……  but you know………… I never understood men … no one understood men…….

Moderator’s note:  Now Wells’ has really lost the plot here and is showing obvious signs that people should have been picking up as serious warnings that they were listening to someone who was not rational.  Wells now says she got her husband to church and they got married!  Hadn’t they been married at least six years before as she just told a story about her 5-6 year old son!  This is a typical problem of the pathological liar as they try to drift from one story to the next – the mind gets jumbled and they just say anything to try to get from one false story to the next often mixing up their chronology.

They put me in charge of the singing …… I don’t know why ……….. they were  desperate … and um … and I …..  I was the worship leader for a while ……… but I got bored ………..but there was only one (indecipherable) …. I was bored  (indecipherable) Sundays (indecipherable) …..  and I was getting into trouble because I was ringing other leaders all the time….. because I wanted to do more …..

I went to the Pastor and I said….”PLEASE ….. give me the women ………. PLEASE?”.

He said “Amanda, you can have the women …… but if you fail ….. your’e gone.  He said ……….. I said …………….” I wanna do a camp with them……………….” He said “We’ve never done camps” ……….. I said “Well let’s do something that you’ve never done!”

He said “Okay , you can have a camp …. but if it fails ……….. you will never do women again.

Moderator’s note:  This Pastor sounds like a man with questionable attributes for being a Pastor!

I could not fail ……. I actually paid women to go to the camp.

[audience breaks into uproarious laughter]

Moderator’s note:  Are people REALLY believing all this nonsense?

I ……. I ………… Roger’s saying to me, “Where is the money going?”…..

“oh ……. don’t worry …. it’s to a good cause ………….”

[audience laughter]

I (indecipherable) every woman …… I just paid for whole churches ….. camp fees …….   and when I got to the camp site …… we had seventy women ……… now I hadn’t paid for them all ……. but seventy women turned up………… it was amazing ………… I knew there was something on my life……… I so enjoyed it ……… I had a ball that weekend……………

God turned up……………  they (indecipherable) oh I tell you ……and God showed up that ….………… that Sunday night ………..

So the next week ……….. the next year….we did another one ……….. 120  ……………..I think we got up to about 400 woman ….. women  ….. (indecipherable) I couldn’t fit ‘em in…….. and I’d stopped paying their fees.

Moderator’s note: Wells’ imagination and penchant for exaggeration are now in full flight.

[audience laughter]

And then I said …….”But Pastor…… that’s only ….. (indecipherable) …. that’s only every fortnight …………. so ………… I’m worship leading on Sundays ………… an…. and I’m……. I’m doing this every fortnight ………….I’m bored ……….. I gotta do something else …………. “Pleeeeeeease ……. give me a home group……..”

“Well you can have a Home group .. but if you fail ………… and you probably will ………..it’s off you ……. “ ………..

Well I‘m going to have to work out how to get people to my home ……… so I cooked dinner …………. which was not a good idea …… ‘cause I’m a bad cook. 

[audience laughter]

My first dinner party …… I left a duck out for four days in the hot Sydney sun………..’cause no one told me that it doesn’t take four days to defrost. (indecipherable) …. when they came to my dinner party ……… everybody went in that wrong (indecipherable) …… but they didn’t know that story then ……….. so I invited them all over ………..

31:52     …. there was one problem ….. I didn’t …. I wasn’t gonna cook ………. I got Roger to…… that’s why I married someone OCD …… he loves cooking …… and cooked and do you know what that night ………. we had ………. we had so many people in our home group ………  but there was a problem ……….. you see ….. I wasn’t celebrated ……. and when you’re not celebrated ……… you will end up …… in a bad place ……..

[audience interjection; “Yeah”]

Moderator’s note:  And now we seem to have the clue as to what Wells is all about.  She wants to be noticed and “celebrated”.  The Holy Scriptures actually tell us that we are to serve our neighbours – not look for accolades for ourselves.  Is this need to be “celebrated” what has led to Wells building an occupation around wild and untruthful story-telling?

You must be celebrated………….. be around people who celebrate you ………… I mean ….. don’t be around turkeys …….. they just wanna …… they just wanna pick the….. the ….. the …… the things that you leave ………..behind ………… be around the eagles ……..  do you know why I love CGI ………… ‘cause they CELEBRATE you………..

[audience member constantly interjecting: “Yeah”]. 

Moderator’s note: This sounds like the same woman’s voice constantly interjecting.  This woman should carefully examine herself in order to understand what it was she was actually endorsing all the way through this nonsense.

And they celebrate the differences …………….. We all had  to be the same ………….

NO ONE CELEBRATED ME ………. and then I ……….. then Roger and I got into a very bad place ……….. we had a business……… and ….and we had ten franchises ………… and they all went broke …………..

Moderator’s note: Wells has claimed different numbers concerning these franchises at various times!  Wells claims to be a Professional Business coach and we are unable to locate any reference to any other business she has run throughout her life other than this failed one.

……….. overnight ………… we lost ten franchises …….. we lost a million dollars………….. overnight ……. that’s a bit of ……… a bit of money.

Moderator’s note: Documented proof please of this $1,000,000 loss Wells? 

I was a wild woman…… things happened in the church ……. we had a split …………. and because there was no celebration ………….  there was no way of handling it……… I got angry……………. I got hurt …………….. I got bitter ………… I …. I wanted ………. I …. I …..because I’d gone to God with this …… I’d never do this again ………. You might find me shy …… you might find me introverted ………… but you’ll never find me bitter again.

I got bitter ………… I got angry …………… because you when your gifts aren’t celebrated ……. and when you don’t put yourself into a place where you are celebrated …………. you can get yourself into a place ………… where you get angry ………..and bitter ………… that’s why ya gotta celebrate your children.

[audience interjects: “Yeah”]

Even if they’re the school dummy ……………. find something about them ………. there is something ……….. to celebrate ….. my children were always celebrated …………

After that ……… I got extremely ill …….. why …… because when you start to get hurt ………… and you start to have bitterness in your life …………… I tell you …………. you allow the enemy to come in.  Within weeks I became critically ill …………. and I uh .. I ended up with a …… with a double …. a double transplant.

Moderator’s note:   Now Wells is about to launch into her fake “double transplant” story.  Please read, “THE GREATEST SWINDLE OF ALL.”

I look like “Jaws”…….  behind there ……. and I…I’ve ………. 600 stitches …………. in and out …………. and uh ……. I was ah …..in Intensive Care ……….. I weighed 35 kilos ………. we were told I was gonna die.  But you know it was that night that I realised…… I had to celebrate who I was …………. it was that night ………… just before surgery ………… that I realised that God …….. I ….. you have made me differently ….. I can’t just do one thing …………… I can’t just be a ladies’ leader…….  as good as that is ……….. as lovely as it is ………… God,  you know I’d kill them and they’d kill me.  God, I can’t just be a Home Group leader ………… I’m bored …………. God,  why don’t they celebrate ….. why can’t ?  I’m just different! …… And it was that night I repented ……… and got before God ….. and said “God, I am so sorry …….. that I didn’t celebrate myself”.

[audience interjects: “Yeah”]

And that was the issue …… not everybody else.  It was me celebrating me.  That night….. there I was ….. as sick as a dog …………. celebrating me ……. in tha…. in that transplant unit …….. the next day I went for surgery….. and uh …….  I was wheeled in ………… and I knew that that was probably the last time I’d see Rog ………… they told us that …..  I wheeled…… they wheeled me down ….. and it was going to be a ten to twelve hour operation …………… some point …. I don’t know when…… through the operation ….. and I don’t talk about this very often……

Moderator’s note:  Wells has constantly told this story throughout her appearances.  The details have changed constantly over the years but she has indeed repeated this story “often”.  Refer to the article under False Personal Claims on this site.

And I know I’m talking about what you want me to talk about it’s only take about five minutes …… and um …….. I um …. I’ll get there in a minute ………. but you know ….. right there ……. when they wheeled me in ….. I uh …… I….. I don’t know what happened ………… but at some point during the operation ……….. I was no longer on that operating table.  I don’t talk about it very often ……… just now and then ………… I …. I wasn’t there ……….. and I had arrived in Heaven. 

………all I could say was “Thank the Lord it was Heaven……….. you know?”

[audience laughter]

But anyway……… I got into Heaven ….. and as I did ………… and I ….. yes I saw what people see ….. and  I saw the colour ……… I saw the river …….. I saw the throne ………… an ….. and there was so much in that and I haven’ got time to talk about …………..

Moderator’s note: Wells actually states on yet another occasion when telling this story that she was not able to see the throne! Again see “THE GREATEST SWINDLE OF ALL.” 

  …. lightning flashes and wine that comes out of the throne…….. I mean it was amazing …….. I just wanted to get into that river ….. I knew I had to get in there …….. and right beside me was Jesus………. He stood there  ………….and ………….. uh ….. I don’t want to go into it a lot because I want to talk about something else ……….. but…. right there …………… as he stood there……. he looked in my eyes …… and I tell you ……. until you’ve seen the eyes of Jesus ……….. who [sic] look right through you ………….. and love you ………but doesn’t judge you ……………

36:42       I me…… I cannot believe how the passion of that man Jesus Christ ………… can just love you ………….. and he looked at me and he said these words ……….. and ah ……… I understood what he meant ………he ……….. as he looked …….. he looked right into my eyes …….. and he said “What have you done ………. with the gift…… that I’ve given you?”

That’s exactly what I did ……… I said nothing.  For once in my life …… what have you done ……… in other words …………. what have you done with the life that I’ve given you ………….. Now it was at that point….. that I heard ….. uh … two voices …………. one was my Pastor praying in tongues ……….. but I understood it in English ………….. and I want to tell you …… the reason the church has shut down tongues………. is because it’s powerful.

[audience member interjects: “Yeah”]

I could understand it ……… and I tell you …………… all of Heaven stands at attention ….. when it hears ….. the ….. the tongues …………. from the church.    The other voice was my doctor saying “Amanda, you will not die”.  Calling me back … I said to my husband……. “ I didn’t hear your voice.. I hope you were praying”.

[uproarious laughter from audience]

At that point ……… I don’t remember ……… but I somewhere I woke up ………… and uh …… I remember I was in Intensive care …….. and in recovery ………. so I ………… and I saw my doctor and he’s a Professor ……….a famous Professor ….    I screamed out “OI! IAN!  Come here!”  He walked over …….  and I said “I…I gotta talk to you”.

He said, “ Amanda, I’ll talk to you tomorrow when you’re awake… and….. lucid … you know….. and we can talk …… ‘cause there’s something I need to tell you”.

……….and so the next morning …………. he came in about 6.00 AM ……….. and he said “I have something to tell you”.

I said “No, I’ve got something to tell you”.

He said “look, tell me in a minute but I need…………..”

I said “I’m a woman, I will go first!”

[audience laughter]

And so I …. I told him what had happened ………

He said, “Now let me…..”

An….I said, these were the words ….ah …… Professor Hardy ……. that you actually spoke …. an …. and this is what you said

He said ……. “Now I’ll tell y ……they were exactly what I said.”  He said “Now I’ll tell you what happened.  We had an accident.”  You don’t’ want to hear that a surgeon with a scalpel has had accident.  He said “Ah …. it was an accident ……. and I actually nicked your abdominal aorta……….”

I said “Thank you”……………

He said “You bled out…….. at the same time….. I actually nicked your…. um …. your…. your ….. one of your …… it was the …. the kidney …….. and er ……. we had ………… we had a diabolical mess in other words.  I was …….. I had died ………….

and he said “We…. I had to       He said “Now….w….we got you back….er…. “     You have to remember ….. I had 600 stitches in me…….. right round….I had been given an epidural from there down ……. and they gave me a hard one…. so that …. you know ….. I could not move ……. ‘cause the pain would be s……. you know …….. absolutely  ah …… indescribable ………. I had a central line here with drips going everywhere …….. and he said ………. an as I woke you up ……… on the operating table …… you sat bolt upright ………… you looked at me in the eyes …………. and you grabbed me round the throat ….. and you said “What did you call me back for!”

[audience laughter]

He said “You …. scared….the ….tripe….out ….of …..me … and I’m a  Christian…… and the operating theatre nurse almost fainted”.

[audience laughs uproariously]

Do you know the man …….. has never, ever operated again afterwards.

Moderator’s note:  Now this story has become so bizarre that it is worthy of investigation by anyone who was present on that night.  This Professor according to Wells didn’t operate again after this incident which is such a nice fanciful touch to an already bizarre story.  We would really like to be put in contact with this Professor Ian Hardy for his version of this event!

40:00     I mean I did take some responsibility for that…. but you know that one moment what have you done with the gift that God gave you.  As of that moment on ……. I was on a mission.

[audience interjects: “Yeah”]

The gift God gave me…. I was not going to arrive in Heaven again ….. and not be able to tell what I did…… because the next time when God says “What did you do with the gift … I wanna s….. I’M GLAD YOU ASKED! Because this is what I did!  (Exhales loudly)

[audience members make various comments in enthusiastic caterwauling response to this]

Moderator’s note: And what will Wells tell God on that day.  How she lied and defrauded His people in His church?

And so ………….. let me tell you ……… so ….. in that time…………  I’ve done a fair bit of things ….. I’ve been an intinerant minister …..  for a few years……

Moderator’s note: This is code for “I have no church of my own and I do not undertake any real pastoral work but just go from place to place telling ridiculous anecdotes and stories as I have to you on this occasion and then accept the financial “love offering” given to me on these occasions.

I’ve written two books…. and I’ve just done my third one …. and I just got from Destiny Image the ah ….. the cover of the ……….the third book….. and they actually wrote to me …… uh ….. they rang me at New Year’s Eve and said can you write ….. we wanna …. uh translate your book…. I said “No, don’t do the old one ……. I want you to do the new one which is on Marketplace” …….. and they said um ……  “Alright …… you ….. you can write it ……….”

Moderator’s note: Notice how Wells has begun to struggle now and this is making little sense.  She jumps from one thing to another unable to keep her own story in line.  This is a strong indicator of pathological lying.

I said, “How long have I got?’

They said, “Two weeks!”

My ….. my husband married my computer over Christmas ….. over New Year ………. and I wrote that book in two weeks …. I had it …… it’s already been ready to be launched ……….. Then I found out in 2008…….. what happened to those ….. girls with abortions ….. a hundred thousand abortions …….. they’re the only ones that are done in public hospitals …….  the one in Private hospitals we don’t even know about ….. an …. and the Victorian Bill ….. that … that …. went …. went through ….. we ….. we fought that Bill ……  I tell you …. we fought it hard … and ah………  an….. and when we saw it go through …. we thought ..… now what can we do ……….. now I’d given a prophetic word …. a few years earlier ……….. a young girl ……  and I…. I’ve known her as a Pastors daughter since she was knee high …… and I told her that she had to get a ……. a Doctorate in two years …………… I’m just glad that she at least had a BA…….. you know what I me ……….. otherwise ……. She did it! ……….. she got a Doctorate degree …… and she did it on Post Abortion syndrome ……. she wrote the manual …………. she came to me and said “Amanda, what do I do with it?”

Moderator’s note:  Now read once again or listen to the audio and take note of these paragraphs.  Wells jumps from a story about a book to a story about her giving a prophetic word to someone about doing a Doctorate.  The story makes little sense. This is fortune telling and NOT prophecy. Wells’ claim about her third book is “interesting”.  Her third book was not published by Destiny Image but was self- published and contained plagiarised material which was later exposed by this web site.  (Did Evangelista have a hand in writing one of Wells’ plagiarised books?)

All attempts to contact Pietro Evangelista of Destiny EUROPE which was the actual publisher of her first two books failed to get any response other than empty promises to be in touch with us.   Don Nori who is the head of Destiny Image simply deleted our attempts to contact him and did not respond.  Wells’ first two books in no way resembled her actual writing style and we have asked Evangelista to explain who actually wrote these two books.  Wells, in the introduction to her third book which she self-published, thanks the “team at Evangelista”! Did she indeed receive assistance to write this third book? And if she did, why self-publish?  Did indeed the team at Evangelista’s publishing house know that this book contained plagiarism?  What is it that is preventing Evangelista and Don Nori discussing this issue openly?  We will continue to investigate the books which Wells claims to have written.

Later books she self-published also contained plagiarised material.  Wells has proven to be a serial plagiarist and has relentlessly posted material stolen from other writers over the years on her social pages eliminating all credit to them and making it seem as if it was her own work, even accepting accolades for the words.

I said, “I dunno! I just gave you prophetic words…….. none of my business”. 

She said “You’ve got to do something!”

I said “Okay!  Let’s sit down and decide what to do”.

So we created what was called the Providence Foundation.

Moderator’s note:  Wells claimed on her biographies at one time that she was a Founder of the Providence Foundation.  But all mention of it later disappeared from her bios and has never been mentioned again.  An odd thing if one is truly the Founder of an organisation.

And we decided that every girl needs to get an INFORMED choice……. and …. and we actually did something that really …. er ….. the church hates ….. but we decided …….. we were neither going to be pro-life or pro-choice …….. but we were going to give girls ….. an informed choice …………… because when you give them an informed choice ……… they will ALWAYS make the right choice.

And the problem is ….. they’re not giving an informed choice……  and so we decided to do that ….. we had the counselling books…..…. and then we thought how else can we start to affect society ….. and I said we’ve got to get an education program going.

Moderator’s note:  Wells begins to get wound up now and though she is not able to complete a logical sentence, she begins to introduce well known names in an attempt to add credence to her story which should be alerting people by now that they are listening to delusions and not truth. Wells now introduces the name of “Hillsong” and mentions a “Hollywood producer” in order to impress her already captivated audience.  A close inspection will show that this story is muddled and makes little sense, being full of vagaries.  Note how many times Wells continually makes claims that she “just found out” certain things she is claiming………. this is an amateurish attempt to try to make her story convincing. It is the false teaching of the NAR movement that one must “decree and declare!”

42:41     You know…. as soon as you start to speak out the vision ……….. as soon as you declare …….. what’s in your heart………… the problem is……. often we don’t declare it because we’re so humble ……. and it’s not humility …… it’s actually stupidity……. because the enemy can shut you down ………… while he can keep you quiet and humble ……… and then when you start to speak it out ………. I said “We NEED ………  an education program”…… an ….. and suddenly ….. before long ……. a girl came to us ………  and she happened to have written ….. the Hillsong “Shine Conference” ………. which is in all of the schools in Australia…… she wrote the education program for us ……… and suddenly we had an education program.

Moderator’s note: The Hillsong Shine Conference is NOT in all the schools of Australia! Wells is speaking utter nonsense to a group of gullible women.

Then we said “What we need now is a CD”….. because unless we can get it out in the media ….. unless we can start to …… flood the media with good ….. good signals …. we’re not gonna be able to do anything.  We …. we actually got some of the very well-known musician in Australia to write this CD……. I’ve just heard yesterday ……… and I’ve told the ladies yesterday …. that it is now ……. the most played song in Australia.

Moderator’s note:  She doesn’t name this alleged  “most played song in Australia”!
Read carefully now just how garbled this story becomes…

Inside the CD it actually has the informed choice …… we’ve saved so many babies by girls ….. getting that CD from their grandma……. or their auntie ……. and looking inside it …….. and making an informed choice.

That CD…….. we decided …… we needed to put it on DVD ……….. so we put the CD on DVD …. and we made a mini documentary ….. and because we spoke it out …….. we actually ended up with a Hollywood producer come  ……….. and say “I wanna make the DVD”.  I also found out yesterday that the DVD….. has now been done.

We’ve been praying for a house ……….. we need a house for these girls …………. we’ve been praying “God, give us a house”.  We’ve had houses come but the GFC hit [Global Financial Crisis] and houses just disappeared.  Yesterday ….. also I found out …… in an email….. that ….. the house had been a country retreat ……….. a full retreat …. has been offered to us ………… as Providence in Victoria.  You know …. all you’ve got to do ……… is SPEAK…… and that’s what we’ve been doing ……

Moderator’s note:  Wells claiming all one has to do is “speak” should have sent up alarm bells for any rational woman in this audience. This is, of course, utter nonsense! Wells’ voice is becoming increasingly excited……

From there ……..  I decided that …….. we needed to not only just have the Providence Foundation helping the girls ….. but we ….. we need to get them educated …… I looked today ….. and I saw your Essex boys …….. in Manchester when I lived there …. they were called ….. um …. Scarlies ….you know ….. in other places ….. and I looked ….. and you know ….. I could have cried …… coming back from the  …… the Bible College …..  I thought ….. these kids …… we’ve gotta get ‘em off the street ….. we’ve gotta get ‘em educated….. we’ve gotta them buying acquisition….. we’ve gotta get them into businesses….. we’ve gotta get ……..  and break the cycle of defeat …… because if you can break a cycle of defeat ….. if you can create a tipping point ….. all you need in the community is ten per cent of ……. of those ….. of that community ………. like your Essex boys……… or your unmarried mothers ……. you only need ten per cent …….. to actually change a community ……….. to change a generation.

Moderator’s note:  Amanda Wells who claims the title of “Pastor” is more focused on street kids being taught how to buy “acquisitions” than she is on speaking to them about repentance and forgiveness of their sins or making sure these lads are saved?  Is this the message Jesus instructed us to take to the ends of the earth?  This is complete nonsense of course.

TEN PER CENT!  I thought I CAN DO THAT! WHY NOT? And so we got …. what we’re doing is educating the girls …….. so that we put them …… don’t just ….. don’t just send them out ….. with a baby and with Government help ….. but get ‘em educated …..  we get churches to sponsor them ……  to actually give them education ….. and to put ‘em through University …… and you teach ‘em on acquisition ….. to teach ‘em on how to manage finances …. and not be dependent on the Government.

[audience interjects: “Yeah”]

Moderator’s note:  And now Wells will make non-sensical statements and throw in a famous AMERICAN legal decision in order to try to impress this group of women with her supposed “knowledge”. But note how irrational the following is…………

46:25     (indecipherable) doing that …… oh ….. I found out ……that the other way ….. .  you know …..it was ….. it was actually “Roe versus Wade” that ….. that ……that …. caused this whole thing ……

Moderator’s note:  Caused what exactly?

So it was in the Law Courts and the government that… that …. that …… that…. the actual ….. that …. that these laws were made……. and so we’ve got get back into the government ………… so I started to speak out ….. “Lord …. I need to make friends with Government” …… before long …… the Opposition Leader’s wife was in a meeting that I was doing … and WE ….. just struck a chord ……. we became best friends ….. she invited me to Government House …… I ended up in Parliament House ….. le….. le ….. you know ….. having lunch with the Opposition Leader ….. with the Attorney General ….. with all of these M.P.’s ……. they looked at me and said …..”What is your name?”  I went …… bebdbdbdbdbdbdbdb ……….. babababababab …… “I don’t know”.

Moderator’s note:  This story has now descended to utter farce and yet still it is assumed her audience is actually buying this nonsense.  Wells doesn’t seem to be aware of the difference between Government House and Parliament House and where it is that legislation in Australia actually takes place.

I said “God, I can’t do this” … I ran to the toilet ….…. excused myself ….. got in the toilet …… and you know what I had to do in the toilet? …..  I had to stand there and tell myself who I was……..

I WAS ….. AMANDA WELLS! …………… I almost had to look at my own …. d ….driver’s licence to realise I was so scared …….

I AM AMANDA WELLS ………. I have a call of God ….. Jesus put a gift on my life ……. it doesn’t matter who I’m in front of ……. I will go before Kings ….. I will go before Government figures …… and I will be AMANDA WELLS ……….. and bec ….. because I have Jesus in me ……. greater is he that’s in me than he that is in the world….. I CAN DO THIS! …………..

[audience interjects: “Yeah”]

…..and then now God give me a strategy real quick …….

I ran out of there with a strategy ……. I sat down and talked to them ……….. and right now… I have M.P.’s ….. and I go to lunch at Parliament House every couple of weeks ………. I have M.P.’s ring me up …..  “Amanda, would you pray”.

Finally I said the other week when I was asked to stand for the Senate……….. and I knew I couldn’t ….. because  …… we’ve got an …… an election in October …………. there’s not enough time ……….. and also…. I just don’t feel at this point it’s right for my family.  I said “God, I need to do something else”.

Moderator’s note: Whether or not this claim that she was asked to stand for the Senate has any truth in it, would Wells awareness that if she entered in the political arena she would very quickly have come under intense scrutiny and her fraudulent claims exposed been a more believable reason for her decision?

There’s Christian M.P.’s out there …. and they have no support …… what can we do ……….. I rang the Opposition Leader’s wife…… and I said “Let’s form ….. uh …..something ……. that we can bring counsel …… we can bring ….. we can bring mentoring …….. to these M.P.’s………  I had no clue how to mentor  ……. um… a Parliamentarian.

I don’t know how to mentor an M.P!   But I tell you what …… I will find someone who can ……….. and all I have to do is facilitate it.  From there we’ve now started ……… mentoring …… an….. an ….. and counselling ….. and being able to give ….. prayer to M.P’s.  I’m …… I’m often at Parliament House when Bills are going through …. and uh …. they ……… they sit there and ask me what …. what the statistics are ……… what’s happening …………

Moderator’s note: So now Wells is claiming that she is responsible for mentoring and advising Members of Parliament in Australia?  Members of Parliament in Australia are being advised and mentored by a delusional woman who has been exposed as lying about her past and her experiences and publishing plagiarised material and claiming it as her own work?  A woman who is hardly able to construct a rational sentence is being asked advice on Bills as they go through Parliament? These delusions grow grander by the minute.

You know .. I’m telling you ….. you don’t have to sit there and say that “But I caaan’t” ……….. who am I ….. you have a gift …… Don’t get to Heaven empty-handed ………. get to Heaven and say “God I did all I could…. I DECLARED ….. what you gave me …… and Father ….. because of it………. I started to see the provision come …….


Moderator’s note:  By now it should have been apparent to any discerning Christian that this is a false teacher who is one the bible warns about who teaches “another gospel”.  It is NOT by works that we are saved, but by FAITH in direct contravention to this teaching “lest any man should boast.” 

Ephesians 2:8-10  (ESV)

For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast. 10 For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus for good works, which God prepared beforehand, that we should walk in them.

No Christian arrives in Heaven “empty-handed”!  Christians arrive covered in the blood of the Lamb, saved by Grace through the death of Jesus Christ who bore our sins and died a brutal and bloody death on the cross……… and cried out “IT IS FINISHED!”

And God spoke to (indecipherable) here …. (indecipherable)…. whichever way you want to say it…… she’s from Norway ….. just call her “Sol” for short……. and uh………… gave her a dream …….. and said “we gotta start three companies”.

I’m like “Yeah… alright!  Whatever…” so we started them ……… we’ve got one in Australia, one in England ……… and we’ve got a foundation in Estonia.  and ……. uh …….. we decided right there …… that ….. we would ………. uh ……….. an…..and we’d been working …. on …. on the company …… and because of the GFC things happened  …… but ……..

Moderator’s note:  Over the years Wells has from time to time claimed to have formed a shelf company in Estonia.  A shelf company is a company or corporation that has had no activity. It was created and left with no activity – metaphorically put on the “shelf” to “age”. Shelf companies are formed and sold usually by accounting or law firms. A foundation and shelf company are not the same thing

50:00     ….. just in the few weeks…. we’ve already started …… where now …….. where women need to get into business ……… and they ….. they need to make money ……. and they need to have charity and enterprise going.  Do you know we really need money than what we can get in church …….. and so we decided ……. together ….. we would make it business ……. for other women particularly ….. except that men came along and said “Why not me………”

We could get them into a business and get ‘em started ……….

[audience interjects: “Yeah”]

We’re now working with Bev to do that……..

Moderator’s note:  Is this a reference to Bev Murrill?  Murrill already has much to answer for after allowing this proven plagiarist and the deluded Wells entry into her network of churches to speak such utter nonsense, but to be assisting her to be reaching further into needy communities to spread her false stories and message is worthy of further investigation and explanation as to how Murrill could have allowed this to happen. Has Murrill researched Wells’ actual employment history or has she just believed Wells stories?

I’ve been over here and I’ve said  to (indecipherable) ….  we’ve got about ten people now……….. lined up for this …. we’ve gotta get this moving ……really fast…. because now it’s moving……..

D’you know all I did was turn around and said …. WHY ….. NOT ….. ME?

[audience interjects: “Yeah”]

You might not be able to carry as many plates as I can …. and on the side …… I do mentoring on my web site …… so every week I mentor on my web site ….. girls ….. women ….. men ….. an …. an …. but there is something that you can do.  And I wonder when you get to Heaven what God’s … I know He will say to you …….. “What did you do with the gift that I gave you ?” and are you going to be like Deborah  ………. and stand up …. an ….and be audacious…… be brash ….. be daring…….. be brave ……….. be courageous ….. and say “I…. DEBORAH …. ARISE!”

[audience interjects: “Yeah”]

Moderator’s note:  This is HERESY. There is nothing we can do to earn our way into Heaven, nor will people be asked to account for our works once they get there.  The Bible is very clear that it is ONLY faith that is pleasing to God and by which we are saved LEST ANY MAN SHOULD BOAST!  Wells, it seems has spent almost an hour of this tirade so far “boasting” and it appears to be stock in trade for her.  Her claim that she KNOWS that God will ask people this question because she has already been to Heaven and maintains that God asked her this on that occasion, is of course utterly delusional. In the sight of God, even our best deeds are like filthy rags compared to the awesome purity of his holiness

Isaiah 64:6 (ESV)

We have all become like one who is unclean,
and all our righteous deeds are like a polluted garment.
We all fade like a leaf,
and our iniquities, like the wind, take us away.

And I will be ……….. I ….. WILL ….. BE.  That’s all it takes….. is for us to stand up and say …….. I …. WILL …. BE!  Because I tell you ………. when I looked into the eyes of my Saviour ….. and now I look into …… I looked at those boys the other day ……. er ….today…… I thought…. God … I’m looking with the eyes of Jesus…. and I’m saying…… there just needs to be one mother in this place to rise up.  Just like you did at your age …… for those battered women …… (indecipherable) ……… and I bet she’s got a past too ……… anyone who hasn’t I wanna meet you later ……. I want your autograph  …….but you know all we need to know is to stand up and say ….. “WHY…… NOT ….. ME?”  That’s all I did ……… why don’t you tonight? ………… Why not you? ………… and if he looks in your eyes that day ……… are you going to be able to offer him back …… your life?

Moderator’s note:  And the heresy continues!

Full …… over the top ……….. brimming ……. you may not do what Bev and I do…….. you may not do what (indecipherable) and I do ……… she has trouble sometimes catching up to me……….

Moderator’s note:  More boasting from Wells.

I said …….. I said ……….. to her tonight  (indecipherable) ……. “Quick, I know what we’re doing with the foundation in Estonia …. it’s all good”.

She said “Oh … okay.  I just had another….. another …… another dream.”

But there is something that YOU ….. can do.  There’s something that you’ve been given ….. and I wanna ask you tonight ……. are you doing it?

53:20      Are you going to fulfil it?  Or will you die empty……… ‘cause I tell you … none of us know when we are going home.  I’ve actually told Jesus ………. “Don’t bother coming back yet … I’m not ready. I’ve got too much to do.  I’m not going out”.  But if you don’t tell him …..  you know…..you’d better (indecipherable) him.

[audience laughs]

Moderator’s note:  No Christian “dies empty”!  The fact that women are sitting and listening to and thinking it is humorous is deplorable.  Wells is not only spruiking utter heresy but she is now boasting of speaking to Jesus in a disrespectful way and telling HIM that it is SHE who will decide when it is time for her to die.  It can only be hoped that she will repent of her plagiarism and lies before the day comes when she does in fact meet Jesus face-to-face.

I’ve got too much to do …… and if you don’t have anything to do ………. I wanna tell you tonight …… you pick up something ………… something …….. and say “WHY ….. NOT …..ME!”

Thousands of children ….. in need. …   We heard yesterday …… where there were women ……. who were …. who were almost being used as Terrorists …… because they’re Christian … and put into .. jails ….. be ……. third World countries …… come oooon ……… all we need to do is rise up as a mother.   There are those little kids down there ……. their  photos ……  I wanted to take ‘em all home with me … but I thought Roger might have a bit of a problem.  All you have to do is say ….. WHY….. NOT …. ME?  And celebrate what God has given you. ………

Don’t look at me and say (adopts mocking voice) “Well I wish I was like her ….. I wish I was like them ……… I wish I was like Suzie………”  Come on .,… you are you …….

Moderator’s note:  The Narcissism is now rising to new heights with Wells assuming the audience members want to be just like her.  Is Wells really assuming three are people in the audience who aspire to be really like her? 

[audience interjects: “Yeah”]

Celebrate you …. because if you don’t celebrate you first  … no one else will.

[audience interjects: “Yeah”]

But when you start to celebrate you … EVERYBODY celebrates you.

[audience interjects: “Yeah”]

They think you’re okay …… and even if they didn’t …who cares…… you can have a party all on your own ………..

[audience interjects: “Yep”]

And so tonight…..   (exhales loudly) ……that wasn’t exactly what I was supposed to do tonight……. but I hope that was alright ….

[audience interjects: “Awesome”]

55:11     Now …..I don’ know ….. I just wanted you to know that ….. I’m just ordinary….. I’m so ordinary …….. 

Moderator’s note: Note how Wells is STILL talking about herself even by trying to convince the audience she is “ordinary” after an hour’s previous talk about just how extraordinary she is. Chris is our model – not Amanda Wells and not “Suzie” or anyone else …..

Colossians 3:1-17 ESV

If then you have been raised with Christ, seek the things that are above, where Christ is, seated at the right hand of God. Set your minds on things that are above, not on things that are on earth. For you have died, and your life is hidden with Christ in God. When Christ who is your life appears, then you also will appear with him in glory. Put to death therefore what is earthly in you: sexual immorality, impurity, passion, evil desire, and covetousness, which is idolatry. …

…… ask my husband ……… ‘specially when I wake up in the morning with hair like a chook ….. I don’t’ do mornings… he comes in every night of my ……. every day of our marriage ……. he’s coming in with a cup of tea in bed when I’m there ……. every day….. and you know I’m like ……… yeah ……. thanks………..

[audience laughs]

Moderator’s note:  Ah! So gracious! 

I’m so ordinary…… but you know….. I have an extraordinary God…….. and I looked one day and thought ….. if Deborah could do it ………. if Esther could do it ……… WHY….. NOT …..ME…..

You look at Moses’ mother ……… ordinary mother but just (indecipherable) one day and said “Why not me?” ….. ha…. come on ……… you’re not killing my son ……she actually had a WHOLE business idea …….. made a basket ….. filled it with pitch ……. put it in the ….. in the reeds …..so that it wouldn’t float out there on the river …….. she had the whole er……. you know …….. she could have saved that.   I would have!  ‘Cause there was a market for it! 

Moderator’s note:  Wells’ has now sunk to great depths in twisting the story of Moses’ mother attempting to save her baby’s life into an example of someone who had a great business idea.

There were kids being killed everwhere …. can you imagine ?  I would have … put ‘em all down the river ……….. what an amazing strategic woman ………. just one woman said why not me?  and she was an older lady …..

Look at Sarah ………can you imagine being pregnant…. I mean when your pregnant and your young ….. I mean you’re goin’ to …….. you know ….. mother classes …….. and ….an…..and pre-natal classes ………..can you imagine when grandma walks in ……….

[audience laughs]

It’s not real good is it ….. well she was one woman who said “Why not me “ …. she didn’t want to give up to the external circumstances.

And I want to ask you tonight if Jesus was to look in your eyes….. right now …….. and say “What have you done with the gift that I’ve given you?” ………… What will be …….. your reply?

“Well, I’m not like Amanda” ………. good.  Thank goodness!  Here …an …i …. I mean I keep him busy all day ……….. the angels…….. I wear them out ………. they have to go in for repairs of their wings every day …. you don’t have to be like me ………. you don’t’ have to be like Bev……. but you do have to be ….. the best you …….. you can be.  And there is so much in you ………… I wanna say tonight ……… you are celebrated girls …….. you are so celebrated.

(Exhales loudly) . I’d better cl…. I d’ better close ‘cause otherwise I’ll preach tomorrow’s message today and I’ll never get home………..

Moderator’s note:  Do Wells’ and her audience seriously consider this garbled jumble illogical words “preaching”?

I just want you to close your eyes on me …… right now …… well not on you …..

You just close your eyes.  And ….. ah …. I think I ah …… is this mine …… no, someone’s drunk it but it doesn’t matter ……. can I have the other side? 

[audience laughs. presumably Wells is drinking]

Sorry I’m just …… now  ….. you know …….. Bev’s not the only one …. there are many of us out there …… that’s what’s really scary isn’t it ……….. there are more …….. they’re called “the others”………  yeah well at least two …….. I love that woman ………. I LOVE her …… I feel like I found my home ……… you can open your eyes just for a second ‘cause…….. ah then we’ll go through …..

but I found like ……. ah ….you know …. have you …..

Moderator’s note:  Wells is off again as she has more to say about herself.

Have you ever met someone and you thought……. Pheeeew ……. that was good …. have you ever thou ………. family! ……….. And that’s how I feel ………..   Met Jane …..stayed in her house and felt like … I was in …. in Heaven ….. went to Suzie’s house and I thought “Man, she’s a sister!” I wrote on my Facebook …. I love my SISTAS!! .. as they say in New Zealand …. S.I.S.T.A’s.  ‘Cause I feel like I’m home here.  You are awesome.  I just wanna honour you guys .

AND YOU!!!!  I just met a new sister yesterday, didn’t I ….. she hugged me so tight  …. I thought I was gonna stop breathing…..

I’m like ….. okay …. can I let go …….

‘Cause I promise I won’t let you go after that …… she found me on Facebook even before I got home …….. she must have flown ……….

Just close your eyes now ……an … an I wanna ask you right now ……. maybe you’re here .. and I think I am speaking mainly to Christians tonight . but ….. mainbe you’re here ….. and you walked in to this whacko place …….. had nice drink ….. hot chocolate ….. and this wild woman started speaking …… but you realised ……… you’re not …… what I call “born again” ….. or in other words ….. you don’t have a relationship with Jesus Christ.

Moderator’s note:  Now it is imperative at this point that listeners/readers carefully think back on everything that Wells has said since she began to speak on this occasion.  She has not at any stage preached the gospel, the message of repentance, forgiveness of sins, the death of our Savour on the cross who died for our sins in our place and the saving Grace which brings us into the Kingdom of God.  What exactly is it that Wells and those who invited her to speak think it is that she said that is going to lead to anyone who heard her speak the Narcissistic nonsense she did, to understand the true gospel message?   This is unfortunately the empty meaningless type of rubbish which is preached by many fake leaders today – which is in not in any way what Christ instructed us to preach.  To hold an “altar call” after such a message is meaningless and anyone who responded to that call that night is in serious need of assistance in hearing the try Gospel which Wells and many like her fail to deliver.  This is a recurring problem in many Churches across the world today as people claiming to be “Pastors” try to “popular” and “relevant”. Wells did not preach about Jesus – she preached about herself.  And now this message sinks to a dangerous level ……

He’s not your boss ……. he’s not in charge .. if you ……. were to die tonight , you’re not really sure, whether you would get to Heaven….. and look into His eyes …….. and be able to say, “this is what I’ve done with the gift that you gave me” ……….

01:00:00    ……. and if that’s you tonight ….. someone’s bought [sic] you …… you may be not born again ……. I don’t want you to leave this place without knowing him tonight.

You mighta been in church for the last hundred years ….. church can do nothing for you…..  Christ …..  can give you life ……. and so …..  if that’s you tonight ………. and you’re saying “Amanda, I need to born again …… I need to know him ….. I ‘ve never made him Lord “….. if that’s you …….. quickly just lift up your hand and “Amanda, would you pray for me”.

Is there anyone … ‘cause I’m …. I’m sh… I’m sure I’m probably talking to Christians

Moderator’s note:  We are not so convinced Wells needs to be sure of that after the false gospel and Narcissistic tirade she has just delivered which was not only tolerated but clearly encouraged by some in the audience. 

Is there anyone here tonight who would like to say that ………. is there anyone here tonight that has never been baptised in the Holy Spirit …  with the evidence of speaking in tongues …. and tonight ….. you’re like …. the …I …. I’ve gotta be able to speak that language….. now …. and when I get to Heaven ……. I want that … if it’s going …. I want it ………

Moderator’s note:  Wells has just descended into even depths of rubbish ……. as she invites her naïve listeners to step up and procure another carnival trick she is offering.

Is there anyone here tonight ….. whose never ….. never had that ……. and you’re saying, “Yes Amanda, would you pray for me?”

Everybody here is?  How awesome…….

Moderator’s note:  Now Wells decides to branch into the hocus pocus and cold readings in which many charlatans and snake oil salesmen and women in the church today are dabbling…. and she will ticklee the ears of those who are naïve and desperate enough to enough to believe what she is about to tell them………

Tonight …… is .. is someone here and you’ve have trouble with your knee ….. and I think ….. i…i…is it a right knee?

Moderator’s note:  Note the tricks widely used by any mediocre nightclub entertainer in the secular world.  There are only two knees…..  so a guess with a 50% probability of being the one is likely even though one would have thought that the god she is claiming to hear from doesn’t seem to be able to be specific with detail as to the message it is allegedly giving her.

Yep ……… okay ………. it’s a wh…. what’s …… yours a left … right knee ……… two right knees ?………. I wanna pray for you ……. I know this is gonna ….. sound insane….. but … I’m gonna give this word of knowledge anyway …….

Moderator’s note :  Now read or listen carefully as you probably didn’t think this could get any worse but she has already signalled that it is going to sound “insane”!  The delusions of an individuals’ own mind are capable of sounding that way.  This is NOT a “word of knowledge” from God!

Is someone …… upset …..about a dog? Or is something about a dog?  Someone might have lost a dog……….. someone’s had something to do with a dog.

Moderator’s note:  Good Guess Wells!  “Someone’s had something to do with a dog”?  Not much chance of going wrong with that!  No call to repentance from Wells –  just a stab in the dark over a dog of which, in any audience, it is fairly certain someone would have had “something to do with a dog”.  And yet people are still paying attention to this woman believing that they are hearing from God!

… that has really caused you a bit of angst …. is it …. I know it’s crazy ……. all I can hear is the word “dog”.  You’ll have to give the interpretation of the rest of it…. ‘cause I could make up a story …….. but I just know someone .. is.. ah … i…. it’s about a dog.

Moderator’s note:  Bev Murrill and her entire organisation of fellow Pastors should be, by now, hanging their collective heads in shame and begging God to forgive them for having ever opened the gate for this wolf to enter their fold.  Wells is now working on one word, “dog”, which has sprung into her mind and claiming it to be “word of knowledge” from God and further declining into errant stupidity by claiming that the person to whom the word “dog” means anything will have to interpret the “word” for themselves! This is one of the most shameful exhibitions of disgraceful mockery of God we have ever have ever listened to. But Wells then descends to lower depths ………..

………… or is there anyone …….. you might know someone ……. whose ……. whose really just …… I ……….. I feel they’re grieving a dog………. anybody here ….. you’re  …. you’re all okay with your dogs?

Right …….. ya don’t know anyone?

[audience member interjects “Up there!”]

Okay ……. I wanna pray …… I wanna stand and pray …… for the …. come on down …. the knees ……. and dogs …. and ….. and everybody ….. you know ……. come on down ……… you’re not a dog …… but the one who has the dog ………… um …… i…if you’re here tonight …. an …. and you have somew…….. does someone know someone called Anthony? 

……… or Antony ……… is … is there someone here who knows that ……… oh, come on down … I’ve got a word for ……. is it Anthony …. or Antony? 

[audience member responds “indecipherable…. Tony”]

It’s Tony …….okay ……….. but he’s called ……. his real name is Anthony?.. or ….. right.  Okay…… thank you ………Jesus ……….

Tonight……….

Someone here’s had pain in their side?  You’ve been having pain in your…. in your side at all .  Uh …. It …. it might come and it might go ……… but tonight,…. you’ve um ….. you’ve just ……. you know …… you ………. you say “I want tha …. I wanna get rid of that” ……. I’m not sure what it is …. is there anyone here ……. who ………. has been having that?  If you are …. come on down ……….

……….someone else been having trouble with their eyes?  I … I just believe God wants to heal that tonight …….. that’s you ……. come on down.

Moderator’s note:  This is now beginning to sound like a game show!

…… someone else has been concerned …. because of your memory …… I just feel that you’ve been worried about your memory ..  you know …it’s like . uh ………. you….. you’re forgetting stuff ……. God just wants to …to pray ……… er…er…he just wants to …. to heal that ……

Moderator’s note: Exodus 20:7 ESV  “You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes his name in vain.

(Wells quickly corrects herself…)

…. others want to pray for you …. God wants to heal you ……… I’ve been saying so many words now  ….. they’re all running one into the other …….

Anybody else who wants prayer? ……….. alright or for what I’ve just said ……… come on down.  No one?  You’re all good?

Oh look at you sitting there….. Okay………..

01:03:15     Father…. You …. you are the Anthony ………. no you are the one with the … (indecipherable) with the … the friend of the dog ….. Father ……. I just thank you right now ……… has she lost her dog?

[woman’s voice says “It’s really sick… it really is]

The dogs really ill?  R…I know … this is so weird …. and I’ve never had to pray for a dog before ……. I can tell you!  There’s always a first time …… but Father ….. I just pray for that woman ….. that she has the wisdom to know …………. and Father ……. whatever happens in that area with the dog ……. Father, I just thank you that you will calm her …. and that the peace of God ….. that is beyond all understanding……….. will touch her …….. Father ……… you love that woman so much ……… that you would even comfort her …….. in the grief of just an animal……. but there’s more to it than that Lord ………… it’s like that …. the dog is her life …… the dog has become something ….. of such a friend ………. and it’s almost like she feels like she’s gonna lose part of her life ………… and so Father ……. we just stand ……. in faith for her ….. and with her right now ….. and we just thank you Lord…. that you are touching her ……. in Jesus name …. right now ……… Father …….. let her know …… that YOU ….  LOVE …..  HER ……. more than anything …… You really love that woman …… and that you have such a plan and a purpose for her life ….. in Jesus name …… and we just release that anointing Father God ………….

Moderator’s note:  This woman will NOT come to know of the depth of God’s love for her through the suffering, or even death, of her dog!  This woman will only come to understand God’s immense love for her through the suffering and death and death of his Son on the Cross as He took her place and was punished for her sin in order that she could have eternal life.  Wells speaks for an hour and twenty minutes, claiming to be a “Pastor” and a “preacher” and yet never mentions the actual gospel even once.

………. you’re ….. this …….. she is such a ball of fun …… and ….. Oh God ……… I just love her ……… anyone who laughs over the (indecipherable) thing…. I mean ……..you and I just …… we have this thing going ……….. over one of Bev’s words ……… an.. and you know I just.. I just …. you just got a …….. ball of fun ….. and I just sense tonight that God’s saying…….. I’m gonna open up some new areas for you … even in the coming ……. twelve months ………. there’s some new areas …. and there’s some new responsibilities that you have to take on …… and sometimes being …… ah ……. as outgoing as you are ……… you ….. you  um …… you forget that you gotta …. be ….. you know ……… really responsible for that area as well as having fun in that area ……. and God’s saying tonight….. you know ……….  there is some responsibilities that he is going to open up ……… He is … he’s pleased with you …. he loves you …….. you’re fun ……. I … I  just hear the Lord say “Tell her she’s fun to be around.  She’s just fun”.  And the Lord just wants you to know ….. that he celebrates you.  He loves you.  He thinks you’re awesome …….. an …. and I just feel that tonight he’s just going to be doing some things in your life……

Father ….. touch her right now ……. just release… that …fresh….new …direction for ‘er…. in Jesus name….. Holy Ghost ….. just touch her right now ………. mmmmmm…………… God ……….. right there Lord…. (exhales) …. right there ………

01:06:00   And from the top of her head to the very soles of her feet ……….. (Wells blows out air at this point)…… Holy Spirit ……….. Holy Spirit ………. Holy Spirit …………

You were the knee?……….. Father God …… (right knee, wasn’t it …..(indecipherable) …….

Father… I just declare healing in the knee right now ……… Father ….. right now ………. and Lord I just thank you that every ….everything …… that is in that knee…. that is not right …. that is swollen ……… that is … that is …… ah ………. y’ know ….just…. just not right ….. not how it should be ……….. Father God I declare right now ……….. that it is healed …. in Jesus’ precious name……………  Father touch ‘er ……….. touch ‘er right now ………. let tha…that…that …. the….presence of God …….. just be so around her ….. never let it be the same again ……….. God’s gonna use your practicality ………. just …. you’re practical …… God’s gonna USE that practicality …………. even more …………. you’re practical ……. God’s …an…a… tha …. there’s something about your practicality that God’s gonna start to use ………. you’re an awesome woman of God, you are loved ……… you are awesome ….. you are beautiful….. Father….. just touch her right now ………..

er….knee?….. NO….. Yes …. it is a knee …….

[woman speaks: indecipherable]

Okay …..Father right now…. from the top of her head to the soles of her feet we just declare your healing power … …over her right now ……. Father …… every area ………  in her eyes ….  Lord… right there ….……in ….  in her knee… Father God ….. I just thank you that you are healing ………. and let that healing virtue……. flow through her body right now ….. let the power of God be sensed ….. even in her body…… Father ……….. we just thank you right now …… that SHE …. is totally healed ……… from the top of her head ………… to the soles ….  of ….. her …. feet …. in Jesus’ name…… in Jesus’ name ….. in Jesus’ name ….. in Jesus’ name …..

………is Anthony saved?…… or Tony? ….

[womans’ voice: “No …. he’s not”]

He’s not?  You know. I …. I ……. ah……….I just sense that this is the hour for … for Tony ……….. actually the Lord calls him Anthony….. I don’t know why …. but for Tony ……. and ….ah …. um …… I don’t know whether you see him often …….. or is he part of your family….

[woman’s voice: “yeah … my Dad”]

Oh …okay …. you do see him of …see him often ……… I just sense that there is coming a sensitivity ……. on him ….. and …..  now many things that ….. uh ……… he… he …. he’s got …. there are many issues that he’s had in his life ……….. and those issues have almost caused you issues ….. .and others in the family, issues ……….  and God is really …… just working on him …. and…. and don’t think …. you know ……. how could this ever happen ….. God’s saying  “I’m gonna soften his heart …… because his heart is in my hand … and I’m gonna heal him ………because he needs healing … I think he needs physical healing… and he needs emotional healing …… he needs things that happened to him as young boy ……… that have really sort of  ….. almost shaped who he is ….. that God’s saying .. I’m gonna…. almost heal those areas ….. it might not be bad ….  but they’re just areas that need….that need sorting……… that need healing ….

Moderator’s note:  Be aware that comments such as this could be made about any person/s. It is a total sham…. of course every person in a family has issues and those issues impact on others in the family and most people have issues from childhood which shape our lives!  There is NOTHING in this that is in any way startling and nothing that should have convinced this audience that it was a message from God. Audiences witnessing these kind of “performances” need to ensure that they have not checked their common sense in at the front door upon arrival. This is nothing but the usual platitudes which these charlatans use in all their performances.

01:09:07   …..but you’ve gotta know that ……..that …. the heart of this man is already in the hand of God ….. and he’s going to do it …… and I tell you ,,,,, you’re gonna have a word in season …….. an…an…and you don’t have to preach at him ….. but just you’re gonna have a word in season … and you’re just gonna know that that’s ONE word that you need to say ….. TWO words you need to say ………. and it will be a word in season …….. and there is a restoration that’s gonna happen …… a restoration in the family ….. a restoration in you …. a restoration for everyone involving him.……… and it’s going to be good ………. the thing that’s even burdening him  ….. I just sense that God’s going to lift it off him ….. and do it …..

Father, I just thank you right now ……..for that man …… and… I thank you for this awesome woman ……. Father God, such a soft heart ……. I don’t know where she’s come from or what she’s done …….. or where she’s been … but God you’ve really given her such a soft heart ….. and Father …. you have such a call …. for her ….. you’ve got an assignment …. for her …..

Let her fulfil that assignment …….. to the MAX……….  let her …..  fill it to the MAX (indecipherable)…..goes back with a hand….  so full that when Jesus says “What have you done?” You will almost have to throw it at him ……. “Well which one do you want first?”

Moderators note: JESUS WILL NOT ASK THIS WOMAN WHAT HAS SHE DONE!  He has bled and died for her on the cross and there is NOTHING she has to DO according to scripture to report to him nor anything she can do to earn his approval.  She simply needs to have Faith which is the only thing pleasing to God!

I’ll give them all to you ……. you are going home full….. and you’re not going home yet. I……. can tell …. ‘cause you got too much to do.

Moderator’s note:  Note that Wells is saying she know the hours and days this woman has on the earth.  This is absolute nonsense and abuse of this woman and all those like her who have such fake statements proclaimed over them in thee “magic shows” put on by these charlatans like Wells.

So Father …. just release that right now in Jesus’ name….. Oh ……. touch her ……… she’s beautiful ………. she’s beautiful ……… oh aren’t you  gorgeous ……. look at you …….. (indecipherable) ….. I love it …..

What didy’a come out for?

[woman speaks: (indecipherable)]

Her knees?

[woman: “yeah”]

Everyone’s had knee problems!  Father……… both sides?  Oh that’s gotta break now …..

[woman speaks again: (indecipherable)]

Father, I just declare right now …. that anything that’s come through that family ….. on those knees … and every time it’s just…… perpetrated through the children ……….. tonight Lord ……. I declare … that it stops … right … here.  That Father God …… every curse …….. or every…. everything…. actually it’s words that have been spoken about the knees ….. and it keeps on going through the family……… Father God, we break the power of the words .. right now ……… in Jesus name ………. right now ……… and Father we declare healing …….. healing … healing …. in the ….. her knee ….. in Jesus name tonight ….. Father ………. I declare that her memory is fine ……… Lord, she’s just gotta manage her stress ………. she’s just gotta manage how she handles ….. her day…… because it’s almost like …. the stress… and how you handle it ……… I’m not saying you go (indecipherable or you don’t handle it …….. but it’s the way that you handle stress……….. is actually what’s causing the memory to block every now and then ………..

01:12:01      And so just learn …….. to relax and learn …. how much capacity you have for stress… because if you go over …… if you go over that capacity …. what’s going to happen is… is that you …. your mind shuts down …. your soul almost goes into …… you know ………. that’s it …… I’m outa here for a moment …an… and so it’s (indecipherable) to know when the capacity for stress has actually hit you ……. and learn to take time out …. when that happens….. and you will find that that will just go immediately.  Father I just thank you right now for what you doing ….. Father God….. I thank you ………. I see enterprise all over this woman ……….. not sure what she does or how she’s doing it …….. but I just see enterprise ….. and Father God …. I declare enterprise …. over her….. and Lord today ……. we just thank you for touching her ….. anoint her ….. Father God let your PRESENCE be so over her ………. and on her and in her and through her …Father God….. that she’ never be the same again….. in Jesus name ……….. Amen

You’re out for prayer?  What is it?

[woman’s voice: indecipherable)]

Okay …….

Father …… we just declare right now….. that that cyst ………. in that boy’s eye just dissipate now ……….. Father God…. we declare a miracle right now …….. and we just .. by faith …. say that that cyst  must just start to ….. just …. just start to …. to just shrivel …… and just leave ….. right now …………… Father I thank you for that …. for your healing virtue……….. I thank you Lord …….an…. and for your healing ….. even upon ‘er daughter ….. Father I thank you that as you just put your hand ……. we send your word and you heal …… we speak your word and you heal ……… we send your word to the ….. to her daughter’s back …… and we say. every area of her back ……..   Be healed right now!  An …. and…. NEVER….. EVER ….. that pain …. never …. ever… return again ………… from this moment on ………. that healing is a yes … it’s an Amen …… and it will not return to ‘er.  Father we just thank you ……….. right now …… in Jesus name ………. for what you are doing in her life ….. amen ….. amen

01:14:20     Well, I’m gonna finish ‘cause we all need to go to bed for tomorrow, but I just wanna ask this one thing before I go ……….. if tonight ….. you have something in your life ……… that you’re saying “Amanda, I’m … I … I …I don’t wanna go home …. I don’t wanna go home empty …….. I wanna go home full ……….. I wanna go home fulfilling everything that God has called me to do ……. and tonight I’m making a declaration …… that Lord before you … I am saying … Lord, send me the resource ….. give me the vision …….. send me the strategy …………. do it tonight Lord………because tonight I am saying ………… that no matter what has happened in my life .. no matter how many hits …… no matter how many hurts …. no matter how many disappointments …….. this night I am saying ……… that I am going to live my life to the fullest …….. and I am going to be everything that God has called me to be” ……… if that’s you, I just want you to stand up and I’m going to pray over all of …everyone who’s standing

01:15:21      Okay …. lets just lift our hands ……….

Father right now ……… in the name of Jesus ………. wow… every woman is standing ………

Moderator’s note: Every woman?  Is it even possible that there wasn’t one discerning woman in this room that was able to see through this rubbish which had been spoken and realise they were being addressed by a wolf?  Had they been looking for a motivational speech, there are many place they could have gone had heard so much better.  If they came to learn about forgiveness and the saving grace of God, they DID go away empty.  And the danger of telling some dear woman that the trouble with her memory was only a result of stress cannot be over-stated.  Whichever leader was responsible for inviting Wells into their church to speak to these women needs to repent for allowing anyone to preach a false gospel in that room.  A Shepherd who does not recognise a wolf is not fit to be a shepherd.!

……… and Father…. even if they don’t mean it ………. and they’re only half ……. convinced ……….. right now Lord ……… I thank you that you are….. going to convince that one lady ……. that she can do it …. that she can be ……… Father….. tonight I declare …… that the calls….. and the assignments …………. that you have given to every single person in this room ………. are going to be fulfilled ………. Father …… you are going to send the resource …………. you’re going to give strategy ……….. you’re going to give them dreams in the night ……….. you’re going to give them visions …….. in the day ……….. and Father you’re going to send them the people …… that need to be sent to them ……. to help ……….. fulfil …….. the vision …….

Don’t let one woman…..  go out of this room …………  without having made that declaration ………. tonight ….. God ….. why not me ?  Lord I have a gift …. it’s called the gift of life …………. and tonight Lord……….. I say before you ……… quietly in my heart ……… and my mind ………. Lord use me ……….. use me tonight ……….. don’t let me leave ………… empty ……… because I wanna look in your eyes ……. and I wanna fulfil……….. that part of you ….. that is empty ………. I’m gonna bring it to you Lord ……… and I … want… to .. be……. full………..

Thank you Lord tonight for what you’re doing ….. Father God….. bring us back tomorrow totally refreshed ………. and God tomorrow….. we’re gonna fly ………… we’re gonna go higher ……….. and I tell you by the end of this weekend, Lord ………… you are going to have spoken to women …. women are going to have encounters with you ………… something is going to break out ……… this week ……………

Moderator’s note:  Wells is now instructing the God of the Universe in what He has is to do!

Father God …… this weekend …….. (indecipherable) ….. and tonight ………. we’re gonna say “I rise ….. I will position myself ………… I rise … and I …… will …….. be”.  I WILL be ……. I don’t care if I’m seventy and got my last breath ….. I will be.  I will do it …………..  I ….. will…. do it.

Honey… I’m just gonna …… you know ……. you have not seen anything yet ….. there is so much in you, you just blow me away ……… and when you got up to speak …….. I la…. MY WORD ….. and God wants …. you know ………. you have …. you have come through much …… you have come through much ……….. to give out much ……… and God’s saying you re now about to be …….. uh … you now about to get strategic connections ………. and these are very strategic connections ……….. You have no idea what you are going to be doing in ten years time …. and if you could see yourself in ten years time ……….. your knees may shake ….. but they don’t shake …… you still walk on wobbly knees….. your knees can shake but you can still   …. I’m still going …… I’m  still out there …….. and…and Gods’ saying ….I’m going to give you strategic connections …… because what God is doing …… even in the next four to five years…… he’s going to give you such strategic connections …….. and this is not …. just for your area ……….. you better be aware …… that you actua …. I don’ know how you accidentally said it ….. but you said “God I positon myself as a mother….. I position as that woman that can bring change…… I position myself as that woman who will bring healing …” …. and because of that God is saying …. “I’m gonna give you the answer for the nation…. I’m gonna give you the answer that you have asked me for ….. but it’s gonna come bit by bit …. because at this point ….. you can carry so much ……………. but in ten years you can carry more ……… and you will carry more ……..”  …God’s going to bring the resources around you …… he’s going to bring the people around you ……… but get ready ….. in the next four weeks there are such strategic connections ……. and things are going to give birth ….. you going to give birth …… very quickly … an .. and it’s going to be a sudden birth.  It’s going to be like ….. “ooops ….. I didn’t even realise I was pregnant….. that way…. and you’re just gonna birth some things ……….. and there are three things that you’re gonna birth within the next three years ……….. and these are big things ….. you need women around you ……….. you need Mums around you …… you need grandmothers around you ………… who can help you ……… who will lift up your arms……….and speak the wisdom into you ….. an …. and continue to keep them on the right place ………… because what God has for you is big ….…… you know it …. you carry the vision …  you know what it is …… and Gods’ saying “I put those people around you but just don’t miss those connections”.

………right …. I’m gonna hand over ……. I need to be quiet……………

[Applause]

Moderator’s note:  Please read the preceding transcript with your eyes on the Bible and not on Amanda Wells.  If you attend such meetings because you like to have your itching ears scratched and to be told how “awesome” you are and if you are looking for signs and wonders and proof of God’s existence then you need to immediately fall to your knees and repent.  All the proof you need for what God has done for you is in your Bible.  Chasing after another gospel that appeals to your “feelings’ and “senses” is futile and the Truth will set you free of that need.   If you are in a church or group of churches that has invited such wolves in to speak to you, you should extract yourself from that immediately ….. leaving your friends’ behind or the good feeling this gives you to hear such nonsense is not worth the damage these wolves have done and will continue to do to you.

For those who are not familiar with how these wolves work it would be wise to familiarise yourself with the works of people like John Edwards – a mystic and cold reader who claims to have special gifts.  Just attaching the words “God is saying….” to the claims these deluded people teach will NOT make it the truth.  Below is a  link to a sample of how cold readings work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx0Jt2jnLOQright  John Edwards


This subject of cold readings and these fake “Words from God” and how it all works has been covered very succinctly and clearly by Pastor Chris Rosebrough of Pirate Christian Radio in a program on April 11
th 2016.  Pastor Rosebrough covers the techniques used by these wolves and you will note that some have used by Wells in this instance.  When not operating on pure guesswork and calculated “probability”, information given is that obtained by either personal contact with the person for whom the word is directed or it is obtained from other people prior to the event.   Here is the link:

 

http://www.piratechristian.com/fightingforthefaith/2016/4/the-false-miracles-doctrine-of-azusa-now?rq=Azusa

Exhibit #11

Amanda Wells wrote the following on her facebook page:

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Amanda Wells writes:
My favourite of all favourites. I loved Christmas in the Domain as a kid going to Carols by Candlelight just so I could hear it and sing along.

Note: Carols in the Domain first began in 1983. By our arithmetic, that would have Wells in her very late 20’s. How then did she go and sing along when she “was a kid”? Thanks to our eagle- eyed followers for catching this. 

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Enabler #8

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Pastors Nigel and Nicky Langford are enablers of Amanda Wells. They are also apart of the network Christian Growth International founded by Rick and Bev Murrill.


From the Hub church website:
http://www.hubchurch.co.uk/Groups/266872/Our_History.aspx

“Our History
Over a period of time God spoke to Nigel and Nicky Langford about planting a church into North East London. In January 2014 it seemed to pick up a pace and over the following six months God spoke really clearly on a number of occasions. One night in January 2014 Nigel was looking at Google maps and found Woodford zooming out at him. It had been a long day but still this was quite impacting. Just a few weeks later when watching the TV they were asking God about whether Woodford was the right area. On that particular day there was a tube strike and the reporter was stationed at South Woodford underground station. It started to feel more than a coincidence.

On 13th September 2014 Nigel and Nicky were travelling on the central line into London. As they chatted and wondered if God was really leading them to Woodford they noticed that the tube station for Woodford on the map was huge

It continued this way and so Nigel & Nicky went to the Senior Leaders of their church in Chelmsford and shared their hearts. It resonated and so they intentionally moved toward being sent. In April 2015 and over the summer period a team of people along with the Langford’s moved up to South Woodford starting a small group (or Hub) in their lounge. In October 2015 Hub Church was commissioned to begin as a church plant.

As time is elapsing more Hubs are multiplying and that is how we see the church growing into whatever plans and purposes God has for us in the London area. We are convinced that when people meet Jesus the course of their lives and the course of history can and will change.”

Bev Murrill is tied with Nigel as you can see for yourself here: Bev Murrill  FB

October 14, 2015

“I have personally worked with Nigel for almost 10 years and have found him to be an outstanding leader, leadership developer and consultant. He and I were on a board of directors together and Nigel’s input many times was exactly the wisdom needed to find solutions to challenges and complex situations.

His capacity for visionary leadership, both in his own actions and the development of same in others, is outstanding. If you could do with the expert support of a truly outstanding leadership practitioner, Nigel is your man. I couldn’t recommend him more highly.”

Here is an endorsement by Nigel Langford from YouTube of Bev Murrill. This appears to be a mutual admiration society.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrpsgvc8jnU

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Our question for Nigel Langford would be is why he seems to be able to receive messages more clearly from God through a Tube station map than he obviously does from reading his Bible? If God indeed spoke to Nigel and Nicky Langford about setting up a church, is it likely He would not speak to them about protecting the sheep in their care from wolves? Is it likely that He would not have warned them that they were inviting a wolf in to the sheepfold in order to protect that which He had instructed them to set up? Of course those in leadership positions in churches should check the credentials of those coming into their churches to speak to their congregations; of that there is no question.  So why would any diligent Pastor invited anyone into his church to spin yarns, tell lies, mock God and use the pulpit as an opportunity for a stand-up comedy routine? And why would such a Pastor cheer on such a wolf in such acts. This is a question which must be asked and answered by the congregation at the Hub and other churches in Christian Growth International network to which Nigel Langford himself is at times invited to be a guest speaker. In this article, we have posted an entire transcribed talk given to this church by Amanda Wells in which she is encouraged and applauded for her absolute errant nonsense. Reading it will quickly alert people to just how serious this issue is.



Below is a screenshot of the sermon Wells preached at HUB Church in Chelmsford, England. Note that it was preached on June 15th, 2016 which was FIVE MONTHS AFTER Amanda Wells had been publicly exposed as The Culprit in the Pulpit” by Churchwatch Central. 

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If you would like to download and listen to Amanda Wells’ “sermon” then go here:
http://www.hubchurch.co.uk/Media/AllMedia.aspx?speaker=Amanda%20Wells

Before you delve into reading Wells’ absurd “sermon”, keep in mind that capital letters have generally not been used when referring to the three of the Trinity as we do not believe that the deity referred to by Wells is not the God of the Bible.

[Moderator’s note:]
It is imperative to make note of this.  In this talk, Amanda Wells continually makes reference to “the commission” and several times contends that it, “the commission”, is to “raise the dead, heal the sick and cast out demons”.  This is totally erroneous teaching and typical of so many untrained and unqualified individuals these days who twist the scriptures to suit their own agendas. 

Wells totally ignores the entire context of this “commission” and chooses to only quote the small section that will provide her with a foundation for her ridiculous claims which she makes through anecdotes and yarns which are a hallmark of her appearances to date.  Taking isolated phrases out of context in order to spread a false gospel is a dangerous action and should be widely condemned by the body of Christ.  As can be heard on this taped piece and is noted in the transcription, there are repetitive interjections by a male all though this talk and it is assumed to be the voice of the “pastor” of the church.  Given the absolute nonsense that was spoken on this occasion and the fact that the claims of what the Bible teaches are totally false it is of great concern that men in this church are not only subjecting themselves to teaching from a woman but applauding and endorsing such false teaching.

For the record: The Great Commission was given to the eleven apostles and reads as follows:

Matthew 28:16-20 (ESV)

Now the eleven disciples went to Galilee, to the mountain to which Jesus had directed them.  And when they saw him they worshiped him, but some doubted. And Jesus came and said to them, ‘All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me. Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you. And behold, I am with you always, to the end of the age.'”

The “commission” which Wells is speaking of is the instruction Jesus gave to the twelve as he sent them out to preach the gospel.  Note as is common with fake teachers, the taking out of context of the verse she has used and the deliberate elimination of the complete instructions. We have highlighted the words conveniently ignored by Wells.  It is clear why she left them out. 

Matthew 10:5-10 (ESV)

These twelve Jesus sent out, instructing them, “Go nowhere among the Gentiles and enter no town of the Samaritans, but go rather to the lost sheep of the house of Israel. And proclaim as you go, saying, ‘The kingdom of heaven is at hand. Heal the sick, raise the dead, cleanse lepers, cast out demons. You received without paying; give without pay.  Acquire no gold or silver or copper for your belts, no bag for your journey, or two tunics or sandals or a staff, for the laborer deserves his food.”

For a more in depth teaching on the Great Commission listen to Pastor Chis Rosebrough’s lecture:
https://c3churchwatch.com/2016/01/31/what-noise-will-you-make-in-2016/

Speaker: AMANDA WELLS

“Well, it is so good to be here tonight….. amongst ….. friends….. and..um. that’s what’s awesome .. and..ah… you are friends….. and God is doing so much…. uh …. just before I [indecipherable]

Unidentified woman:

“Do y….. you want to lift the table …. to put some of your stuff on?”

AMANDA WELLS:

Oh, wouldn’t that be awesome?  It’s like a handbag here……… we’ve got everything  …eh…ah.. you know I was upstairs before in the Lord……  ha………and he just started to speak to me about things which…… um ………. I’ll go to in a minute….. um….. I do have some products….. well I don’t….. ‘cause you can’t buy these…um……. that’s a shame isn’t it?

[audience laughs: Wells holds up her plagiarised products]

Ah….. y….you can order them ..we’ve just run out.  It’s been crazy um…… and so … you can order and I’m posting over.

That one is “Biblical numbers” ….. ya ever wonder why ………..God speaks in numbers …….everything’s numbers…… his Hebrew is number …. and … uh … you know like on the third day …. on the sixth month ….  and…..why does he say that…. because everything ….. is a number and I go through … what they mean ….. and it’s not… what we thought

Discerning of Spirits …… that’s a brand new one that I’ve just done ..uh… 6 ways to discern and …and a whole lot of things.  There’s DVD’s and CD’s in there.

And Dreams.  How you dream ….. why you dream. ….  um….. most men don…..say they don’t dream ….  that’s a  problem .. you’ve said it……… break that off ….. break those wounds off….. you do dream …. God speaks to us in dreams ….even nightmares….. uh …. ah…. ……… …. God actually ….. s… uh …… the spirit is speaking to us telling us where there is an open door ….…. and we need to close  it.

And uh………… There Shall Be No Poor Among You. That was an encounter I had with a ….  Jew on the plane.  I …. I  don’t do planes.  I  do do too many planes….. and I’m talked out when I get to a plane …. and so when I get on a plane……. I don’t wanna talk to anyone. I wanna sit by the window and go to sleep.  That’s it …

01:50     And so ….. I’m on a plane and…. and I put my book up like this ‘cause I know someone’s gonna sit next to me…. [indecipherable]  ….. and ….. uh ……….  this man sits next to me and he says “Hello”.  I said “Hello”

He said “Where are you going?”

I said “The plane’s going to Paris. I hope I am too.” And… uh …. and then he said “So what do you do for a living”  [audience laughter] ….. I’m like nooooohhhhhhh ….. NOT TODAY!  So I thought I would give him the gospel in three seconds.. you know like “I’m a …. I’m a Pastor..da… da… da…da …….

He said, “WO.O.O.W!”

I’m like…. no……..

He said, “I’m a Jew!”

I’m like, “Great!”

I said, “Oh, my ….my  husband’s part Jew.”

And he said, “Does he follow the ……. [indecipherable]?”

I said “No, he doesn’t……   blow trumpets…… nothing like that………

Anyway …….. I said ………. “So what do you do?”

He said, “I’m …. I’m one of the biggest shoe makers in the world …. I make shoes for Jimmy Choo…. Guess….. Armani …………”

I am woman …. I love shoes ……….

[Indecipherable interjection from man in audience (perhaps Pastor?) and then uproarious laughter from him and others at whatever it is he said] 

And so we … we started to talk …….

And it was in 2007 …as …. the Financial Crisis was about to hit.

And as we were landing I said “So how has this Financial Crisis hit your business?  And he looked at me and I’ll never forget the look . I can’t even do it.

He looked at me and he said, “I’m a Jew!  I’m blessed!”

[Exclamation from audience and laughter]

03:08     And I……. okay ………… you know I’ve heard Christians say  [adopts high pitched mocking voice] “I’m a Christian…. I’m blessed!” And I didn’t believe them.

Ah…. but …..there was something about him.  So I wanted to find out how they do money.  So … that is something I do …….. uh…..uh…. I’ve written a book on it and……. (This book, “There Shall Be No Poor Among you,” contains plagiarised material) um …….. I also have just come out of …… a…. we do the School of … um …… we do the School of the Supernatural ….. but I don’t do that one ………… I do a Prophetic School ….. which is twelve weeks…… and ….uh ……we do have those figures… but I don’t have them here …. you can order them and there are….. twelve DVD’s………….and we do twelve weeks of it … and it’s been amazing…. I thought we’d only get about 5 this time ‘cause we forgot to advertise ….. and um ……. we had 97…. [Moderator’s Note: 97 people were capable of sitting through Wells’ lectures?] and it was amazing …… so they’ve asked for an extension…. they want …….er…. term 2 … another twelve weeks …. so we’ll do that ……. and it’s …. it’s like God is really moving …. but …… so you can get those

04.00    But what I want to talk about tonight is how God is doing here in England particularly… ‘cause I am so excited ………  I’ve just been here for …. I was here for three weeks ……. I went to Nepal….. and then um …..  went home….. went here for about three weeks ……. and then went home for two and half weeks ……….. and now I’m back again ……. and one of the reasons is I’m so excited with what God is doing …… he’s doing something here …… and……… uh ………… I hardly wanna leave ……….. because I can feel it ………..and I know ……. he is ….. it’s so exciting ……….so let’s just pray.

“Father I just thank you tonight.  Papa ..… we just love you ………. we just thank you …………we just give you glory and honour Lord …. we say thank you Father.  I thank you Lord for what you are doing here……… in this nation ……. and Father ……….. we just want to do whatever you wanna do tonight ………Lord…. what …. what do you wanna do?  Make it clear to us …… because …. right here we’re in the domain of the kingd…  Your kingdom…….. the domain of the king ..… is here.  So you’re here …… your territory ……….. is here…….. show us where you’re going….. and what you’re doing ….. let us partner with you…..

Father we thank you that ………..heaven ….is ….. is not far away ……….. heaven is here ………

Haaaaahhhhhhh …………..we just…. we just bring heaven …..  to earth….. that’s who we are.  Father I thank you……  your will …….. every ……. every part of your will will be done ……… today ……….. in this meeting ……….

And father we just thank you …….. I thank you by faith already for what you are going to do.

I thank you for the supernatural breaking out [indecipherable]…..  YOU LOVE IT!

And we just declare over this part of London …………. that this is a supernatural city … a supernatural city……….  and father we just give you honour and glory ………. tonight….. in Jesus’ name………. thank you……… thank you ………….. thank you ………. Daddy…. [Moderator’s Note: John 8:44] AMEN. AMEN ……

Ah….. you know …….. I… uh ……. so …… revival ….. and…. and I call it that ….. but………….   in some ways I’m loathe to call revival revival……. and I’ll tell you why…..because when we think of revival … usually  we think of getting …………. you know ……. all these sinners just getting saved [Moderators Note: So she hates Repentance the Forgiveness of sins?]

And …. if you  look here …. most of your revivals have always been ……. um ………. where .. it….. it’s …. the …. the whole context has been sinners.

I don’t’ like ca ….. calling myself a sinner …… I am a sinner saved by grace …….. I am not a sinner any more …. I might sin ….. but that’s not who I am………. [Moderator’s Note: 1 Timothy 1:15-17]

[interjection by male, possibly Pastor…] “No [indecipherable”]

I was a lost daughter ……. who needed a father …….. and a father found me ….. and …… he …  took me to another place ……….. his presence……….. because sin was not my home.

And I think this …….. move of God…….  that is happening……. is …….  a move of God where you’re …….. you’re gonna see the father like you’ve never seen him before.  We’re gonna see the supernatural……….

07:06  We ……….. we were in Scotland ….. an …. and the hunger for God ……… in that church ……….  an Elim church ….. powerful hunger for God ……………. it was amazing …. and….er …. … …. you know …… like we …we were up …. the … the ….in the green room ……. we forgot to come down ……. after lunch …….. and…… and we came down …… and the people are there and they are just ……….. they’re already there ……… they’re already hungry ……….. they’re already worshipping.

And uh ……….. th…just …. God just broke out ………. we’re in Bournemouth ….. God just broke out ………. before getting healed ……… people.. you know …… the supernatural was breaking out.……. it’s everywhere…. it’s England ………you’re in the middle of it ……….  and I think that ……. you can feel it in the ground.  I don’t wanna go home because I KNOW that it’s here.

A… and so ….. I …. I wanna talk a bit about that tonight………. because God is wanting the church….. to release the commission.  What is the commission?  No matter what you do ….. whether you’re an engineer ….. whether you’re a Pastor……. whether you’re a teacher …… or whether you’re in business ……….. you have been called to do three things … raise the dead…… heal the sick ………. cast out demons.

So if you’re a s…. a teacher …….. raise the dead…….. heal the sick …….. cast out demons …………. you know …. I ….. I was in .. I was in [indecipherable] ….  we went shopping for ten hours ……. and yes men I know …….. don’t say a word …….. ten hours …….and an hour of that was in [indecipherable] ……. I don’t know why ………. we were at Westfield…… it’s awesome there …….. I love it ……….. and uh ………… n….anyway I think we had raced back in to get something ……… and… there were ….. there were wall to wall people everywhere … you know there was just people …….. and they were all lined up ready to go ………… and I get to the till …….. and this Muslim girl says to me ………. um ……….. I said to her “Hi! How are you today?” ………. and ……… she said “ Oh…..” she said “ I’ll be better at 5 o’clock … she said “I’m fasting …. I ….. I can eat at five” ….. and I suddenly thought …… .oh, it’s Ramadan ………. that’s why no one’s around …… and …um …. and uh I said “Oh wow!”  I said, “I’m a Christian…… and uh …….. I… uh …. you know……….. we….. we fast also”.

And she said “Well, why do you fast”……..  I said “because of Jesus….. “ and I’m thinking …….. I’ve got a million people behind me ……… and I’m trying to give her a  ….. you know …………she’s asked me about Jesus.  I spoke to her for a few minutes, and she’s really engaging with me …. didn’t wanna go.  And I’m thinking… that’s how easy it is …… right now ………. they’re ready …….. this was a Muslim girl in Ramadan……. and she’s asking ME about Jesus ….. and I’m thinking I cross my fingers because … you know ……I don’t really like fasting that much………. I’ll be honest ……. but [indecipherable……………..]  I’m … “Jesus please forgive me”…….

[Moderator’s Note: The Muslim girl asked Wells why she fasted, NOT about Jesus.]

[Note Wells’ contradiction regarding how there were no people because of Ramadan and then “a million people” were behind her.]

[audience laughter]

And …….. and………… then…. you know …….. as she left because Jesus said, “heal the sick, raise the dead, cast out demons”. The church have been trying to pray on the  …. let’s just go out on the street and pray for everyone.  You know what he said to do….. that ….  Gee!  that’s hard isn’t it!

10:00     I just released the presence of God!  I release him….. heal the sick……. so as I’m going….. I… I grabbed her by the hand ….. you know ……… as she’s giving me the parcel ….. I just grabbed her ….. looked in her eyes …. and I just released the presence of god …… [Moderator’s Note: Since it is impossible for anyone to release the presence of God since he is omnipotent, is THIS what Wells really meant? Revelation 20:7] because I thought ….. there is a sick………. system…. b….. within her. 

[Moderators note:  So Amanda Wells claims to have the power to release the presence of God?]

It’s a sick system……….. whether she’s sick in her physical body……. there’s something sick in her …… d’you know what I mean ….. it’s a…….i… if you’re a teacher ……….. there’s a sick system here……….. there’s a sick government here……….. there’s a sick … uh . u ….. business …. the way they do business….. let’s start to do the commission … (claps her hands) ……  let’s lay hands on the sick ………….. [audience interjection] …….. and release him…… (claps hands again) …. and ….. see …… them …. healed.

That’s it ……… we see people healed all the time.  Our church is a church where we are just seeing healings………. every week………… I mean this one got healed……… behind the sound desk … and I think she might have been on Facebook [audience laughter] …….. uh… she was on the phone…… [audience laughter] … and.. there was a word of knowledge ……….. she didn’t even go forward ….. she got massively healed.. [claps hands] right there … just like that.

We’re seeing deaf people healed all the time [Moderator’s Note: Have the local Deaf Communities been notified?] .. an …. and we’re …. we’re seeing people healed in England.  That’s it.  Gee that’s easy.  I just release him.  As he is, so am I.  An…… and …. I …I believe we are to start to release the commission.

So what’s the commission?  His mission……….. and we just co-operate with it.  That’s all we do.  Uh…uh . we…. we cooperate with what he’s doing  ……we….and.. and the supernatural ……….MUST  come ….. and must happen …… out of intentions now and not need.

[male voice interjects]

The church’s been praying for need …. you know …. just give me this …… give …..

Get out of that …. you know … when I’m just releasing him …. he HAS to meet my need …..  and I believe the church has to become so intentional …. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

12:03 You know ….. I’ve been saying now ……. now please …hear what I’m saying and please do not shoot me okay? …….‘cause I’m not saying what you think I’m gonna say.  This vote next week, I believe , is prophetic ……. it’s so funny…. if you stay in the EU you will die on June 24th ….. if you come out you will die on June 24th

How ridiculous!

I …. I want to declare one thing over you.  You are Great Britain.  You are a commonwealth of countries … no matter what you do you cannot …. you CANNOT fail.  You never have….. you never will.  Okay…….  so let’s get that clear.

I2:42     This is a prophetic declaration next week…. and I believe it’s almost for the church.  I’m not saying whether you go in Europe or outa Europe…. I …. I don’t care about that….. that’s  just in the natural.  In the spirit I believe what God is saying  “Are you in this revival or are you out?  Are you in my commission or are you out?  Are you going to step in and say “Yes” or are you going to say “look I’m just gonna do church …. as…. normal?”

And so let’s be intentional.  What do you want in London?  You…. you’re a church plant.  What do you want?  Wa… I wanna see eva…… I wanna see this ……… I wanna see them healed…… come on!……. and …. and…..  so revival is no longer a sovereign move ….. the church has been blaming it on God for so long …….

[adopts mocking voice] “Oh God…  [indecipherable] ……  God’s always moving [male voice interjects “That’s true”!]

It’s like… like Christians … oh God isn’t talking to me … …. what ….. have you gone deaf?…… God is the word …… he continues to talk.

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[male voice interjecting continually]

You’re just not listening …… sorry about that .. but ……. and I’m not ……and  I’m not like Katherine …… I’m sorry [laughs…..  indecipherable] our pastor ………… she’s just beautiful 

[Moderator’s note: reference to Katherine Ruonala of Glory City Church, Brisbane, Queensland]

I always said that she’s Princess Grace and I’m like Crocodile Dundee

[Moderator’s note: Wells often makes a similar comparison between Ruonala and herself in her appearances but more often comparing herself to “Steve Irwin” so what she “always said” is not, in fact, what she has always said.]

Um………. revival is no longer……….a sovereign move …… where God has to do it….. but’s a co-labouring and a partnership with him.

Now…. now this is interesting…. and I just wanna bring this up before I say…I ……. I ……… actually give the message….. but when Jesus fed the five thousand…….. and imagine that day………… you know he wasn’t taken off guard……….. oh man!……… oh boys!………… they’re all hungry ….. what are we going to do………. go down the corner shop and buy some sangers [Australian slang  for sandwiches]  … you know ….. or if you’re up north …… get some  [indecipherable] get some sandwiches boys ……….. you know he partnered with the father straight away partnered with the father…. and…. an….. and first of all we gotta know… what does the father want …… every good father desires to feed his children.  I don’t believe he had to even ask.  He just knew.  He knows the character of the father.  A…. an ……. then the twelve clueless ones ……. which they were ……. are told……. to go ………… to the other side.  You are given a mission boys.

15:00    Jump in the boat ………. go to the other side…………. Now they encounter……… a storm.  And……. or we could say ………. a contradiction ……… and whenever you are given a word from God you will always have …….. a contradiction.

[Moderator’s Note: Chapter and verse please Wells!]

And the contradiction for David …… was David ….. you’re anointed by the prophet as king ….. you are going to be the king ………..  but then ……….. there is a king …… that’s already crowned …………..a mad man ……….. who’s about to kill ‘im.  And he’s already crowned the king.  A contradiction. 

Joseph …. you’ve been given a dream ………. you know what you’re going to do ……. but Joseph ……….. there’s a contradiction ……… you’ve found yourself in a pit and then in ……. in prison.  You know ……… whenever God give you a word ……. you will always have …….. a …… contradiction ….. heh .. that goes with it.

I’m healed ……… but there is a contradiction that goes with it.  Now…. I remember ………. I …. er… years ago …………. when I …… uh ……. in 1995 ……….. I …. ha …. had ……. ay …….. um ………… I needed a … a double transplant operation.

[Moderator’s note:  See under False Personal Claims on this website the questioning of this story which Wells tells repeatedly and has traded off for years.  There was no transplant which involved any other individual – no donor.  And the term “double transplant” is entirely duplicitous.  Note also now how Wells fumbles her words despite having told this story repeatedly over the years…. a classic sign of lying.]

I……….. was in …… in intensive care ……. died on the operating table……….  an it was huge …….. and there was a whole lot of things in it……. now ………… I look like Jaws has bitten me ………. and

[Moderator’s note: Now begins an outrageous yarn which is difficult to transcribe as she continually makes sounds of “vomiting” which can only be transcribed as nearly as possible here as “BByyyeeehhhh”.]

And…….. I was in ….. in the intensive care department …… and there was[sic] two of us  ….. in … the room.  Myself who was violently ill ……….. and another girl who was twenty-six and gonna get her legs … removed the next day.  She was a Mum of two or three children ……… little ones ……….. and I’m,…. I ……… I’m sitting there … and I could not even move my head.

[SITTING??]

I …… if I moved my head….. I would throw up ….. “BByyyeeehhhh”.  Anyway, I’m sitting there and I..… I …I’m about to … thr ….I’m about to … I’m just throwing up ……… I couldn’t move ……… I’ve got drips coming out of my central line …………. and God speaks and says, “Amanda”.

“What?”

“See that girl in the next bed………. go lay hands on ‘er”

[male in audience laughs]

“She’s gonna be healed”.

There’s a contradiction here, God!     Not only am I dying …. “But God… I can’t ……. if I moved my head ……….“BByyyeeehhhh”. ……. I’m sick.

[Moderator’s note: She is dying? Wells has claimed previously when spinning this tale that she died on the operating table and was bought back to life by prayers?  Now she claims to be dying yet again?]

God kept speaking it to me … and I know none of you have ever done this …………. but I said. “there’s a r.……. there’s a …..is there someone else up there …. someone else in charge of the admin department?

[audience laughter]

[Moderator’s note: Audience apparently believed that someone would speak so irreverently to God in this way.  This has now become nothing more than a stand-up comedy routine.]

I’m like… God….. NO! 

Anyway … God …… I…I …. I decided to go to sleep.  That way God wasn’t going to speak to me.

[Moderator’s note:  But doesn’t Wells claim, teach and sell courses on God speaking to us through dreams?

Dream interpret CRAP.png
https://amanda-wells-ministries-online-school.thinkific.com/courses/dream-interpretation-online-school Talk about contradiction!]

I woke up ………… first word I heard……….. “Amanda”.

“WHAT!!!”

[Moderator’s note: Now Wells is screaming with impatience at the God of the universe?]

“Get out of bed and go and pray for that girl”.

And I’m like ….. alright God I’ll go ….. but if I die…. on the way … it’s on your head.

[audience laughter]

[Moderator’s note:  Now Wells is threatening God?  The yarn is becoming more bizarre by the second.]

So I get out of bed ……….. all the way …… “BByyyeeehhhh”… like this … (indecipherable] ….. “BByyyeeehhhh”…….BByyyeeehhhh” …………. and carrying the thing……

I get to her……. it took me twenty minutes …………..

[Moderator’s note: And what were the Intensive Care medical staff doing while Wells struggled, apparently still hooked up to a central line, across a hospital ward for twenty minutes?]

[male in audience laughing]

I said …. [adopts doped up voice] …….. I’m a Christian ……..

[uproarious laughter from audience]

I said …… ah …………… I didn’t have time to muck around…. you know what I mean …… I had to get to the point.

I said …. [doped up voice again] ………. “Honey, God sent me here ……

to lay hands on you”.

[audience laughter]

[Moderator’s note: apparently such a commission is a reason for considerable hilarity in this church]

“And you’re gonna have a miracle.  You better be healed.”   Well she burst into tears …… so would I………….

She said “You won’t believe this…..”

She said “I was watching Kenneth Copeland last week ….. on TV ………..and …… I gave my heart to the Lord……”  and at that point he SAID on TV ….. that if a Christian came …………. and agreed with you in laying hands on you….. you would be healed. I’ve been praying for a Christian”.

I said [doped up voice again] “Have you…..…I’m your answer……“BByyyeeehhhh”

All I did was this…. “Be healed in Jesus’ name” …… and had to get back to bed.  She does down …. gets her tests done

I’m in a contradiction.  I’m still sick …… hours later….. she comes through the door……

[Squeals]…. [squeals again] ……[squeals again] ……….. I’m like ….. what happened?

She said “I’m totally healed”…….  I’m … the gangrene is gone …… totally healed .. I do not need my legs removed.  I’m in a contradiction …….. God gave me a word …………. for her … how come …. she’s healed……….. I’m still sick ….. ubutl now … it wasn’t long .. I just held onto the word. 

And because now I’ve had a double transplant …. and I don’t take any anti-rejection drugs at all. 

[Moderator’s note:  Wells has NEVER  undergone a “double transplant”!]

Last time I SAW my specialist …… was in 2003 ….. he said “Lose weight” ………. I figured I could pay my husband $170.00 to tell me to do that ………… I don’t need him………..

[audience laughter]

And I could go shopping on $170.00 …. heh ………. come ON!

[audience still laughing]

You know …. an…..and then….. so …. they’re…. they’re going to the other side …… and there is a storm …………. now look at this ………. I love this ….. and this isn’t really where we’re going ….. but the Lord spoke to me this afternoon ………….. and this is where I believe England you’re at.  Be careful.  Because right there in Mark 5 ….. it says this……

20:01  If you look at one tiny little scripture  ……  I’m not ….. everything that happens in the storm ………. Jesus is there ……… you know  …. the whole lot happens …… it says this………..

“and their heart …………was hard …. because of the bread”.

Hang on a second!

Yeah! Have a look again … because of the loaves ……… doncha think your heart would be hard because you had a storm?

Doncha think your heart would be hard because you had to walk on water?

Their heart was hard because of the loaves… or because of the bread.  NOT because of the storm ….. but because of the miracle.

Now …………. an ….. and this happens a lot ………… how many people …I…. I ……. we just saw one person …. just a  …………. while ….. not long ago…………. I won’t tell you what church………  but ….. it ………. they ….. they left church …… because there was a miracle in the church ………….

What is that!

I have seen …….. I saw a pastor who actually had an encounter with an angel for seven solid days …… and this was year……… this was when I was ill ……………….. and …………………………..

he was burnt from the inside out ……………..totally healed …………….. and now ……….. he’s on …. drugs….. and …………… alcohol ……….. and far away from God.   

But ………….. what did they miss …….. now they were obedient ….. they were like .. they celebrated the miracle ……. they celebrated the loaves and the fishes ……….. they were filled with wonder ….. but God says they were hard.

They didn’t see ……. that the food didn’t multiply …………. in Jesus hand ………. it multiplied in theirs.

And I think we have to realise …. we lay hands on the sick ………….. He’s not gonna come around and supernaturally ….. I mean I hope he does …… one of our pastors  …… was dying .. they…. they …. they’d alm ….almost  done the last rites….. if you……. well he wasn’t a Catholic …. so that didn’t work ……….. uh ………… he was one of our pastors ……. and they told ………….. his wife, Rochelle … that he would be dead in the morning …… we’re all praying …… and ………..he was in intensive care ……….. he’d just had a massive canc….. stage four cancer operation …….. and for seven hours ……….. Jesus walked in the room and sat with him……….

[male voice interjects “Wow!”]

I…. I’m ….. Oh God …..  come on!  And…. uh …. he…. he talked about everything ….. he talked about his future and right at the very end …………. James says “Well what about my healing?”……. and Jesus looked at him … and said it was insig…insignificant. “ Well……. what about it?  You’re healed” ……..walked out.

But the thing is … he wants us to co-labour with him…………. an…. and he broke the bread …………but he gave it to the twelve clueless ones

[male voice interjects “ Yeah!  That’s really good!]

THEY …. had to do something with the mission … an …. and they distribute it … they saw their prayer answered ………… and ……….. you know …. it….. it’s almost like ……. God …….. I have a need….. but we’ve missed …… the intentional…… partnership  ……….. in the call of God.

And I wanna tell you …… this is an intentional partnership ……… Jesus said “Go to the other side” now ……. the power……… for the commission is present in the declaration. 

What has God told us to do?  Lay hands on the sick ….. raise the dead ………. cast out demons.

[Moderator’s note: What happened to “PREACH THE GOSPEL AND BAPTISE IN HIS NAME”!]

And there is power in that declaration.  And we have a commission that’s totally impossible…… let’s be honest…….. totally impossible!  We the church don’t know the strength of that …… commission …. until it comes under assault.

[male voice interjects “Yeah!”]

And it’s going to come under assault.  As we hit this revival ….. I’m telling you ……… this is a multi-generational revival ………..

I am NOT … one ….. number one ……I told God …… I am NOT going home without seeing it.

[Moderator’s note:  It is actually GOD who decides the number of our days and the hour of birth and death …. Amanda Well’s declaration will have no effect whatsoever on God’s decision.]

I wanna be part of it ……… I’m gonna be mad if I get to Heaven and you guys are all part of it and I’m not ….. and so when I see on Facebook “Oh, Jesus come quickly”… NO!…… I’ll be mad

[Moderator’s note: The last day will hardly be determined by what people declare on Facebook!  This is getting more ludicrous as Wells goes on.]

Don’t come yet!

[audience laughter]

And also.. God ……. Jesus don’t come …………. because there are a lot of unsaved out there.  And I don’t want them going to Hell.  I want a heart o’ compassion.

An ……. and so…………. when God gives you a word…….. and he’s given you a word ………. I want to tell you … that word has to be tested …. it has to be tested ……. “You are my beloved son” ……….. a few days later he’s in the desert with the devil ….. why was it forty days by the way? …….. because the number forty means ……… um ………. breakthrough for every nation ………… for every tongue ……… for every tribe ………. for every culture ………… that’s number forty …… breakthrough ………. to bring redemption ……….. that’s what number forty means.   By the why ……… way ………….

And then suddenly the  devils says…. . “Are you the son?”  So whenever we get a revelation from God ….. there is always a question that will undermine it.

[Moderator’s note:  Chapter and verse ?  This is total nonsense and has no basis in scripture whatsoever.]

And I’m telling you ………… there will be a question that’s going to undermine this revival.  Get ready ……… but ………… it will always undermine the ….. the revelation that’s given…….

25:03  Questions challenge the commission given as ….. questions have no power … unless we give them power ………. unless we empower them …………

Now  …………. that’s not really where I was going tonight…….. but that’s what I felt the Lord … talk ….. to you ….. to you guys about……… but I love this ….. because Jesus didn’t say…. pray for the sick and hope for the best ………… he didn’t say raise the ……. raise the dead and good luck ………. we hope ya’ do it …………. he said “Just do it

[male voice interjects “Yeah”]

………… just  do it!”  He said “Heal them!” Do you know what?  The sad thing ….. is it’s  something we can’t do .. even a doctor……. you cannot heal anybody … without external help!  Yeah …….. I don’t go into the doctor and say “I’ve got a sore throat

They go …..“ooooohhhhhhhhh….”

[audience laughter]

They needs something! ……….  you know ……….we’ve been called to an impossible lifestyle ………. (starts clapping) and I wanna say ……… come on England….. we’ve been called to this lifestyle ………. it’s totally impossible…. [male voice begins to interject] BUT… WE …. CAN ….. DO …. IT……..

[male voice “Yeah!” then (indecipherable)]

It’s impossible apart from the empowering presence of God ……….. and you know tonight I even feel like …..  I ….. I  won’t do it ………… Matt,  you did it for me ……. you jumped on the lounge …. you know ……… I loved it ………… I’d probably would break it …… but like to dance on this table …. and just say COME ON! ……. COME ON! ……. WE CAN DO THIS! You know apart from the presence of God ……. and the command is to put us into a place of dependency ……….. of co-dependency with him.

[male voice interjects “Yeah”]

We act like it’s all us ………….. let’s be real!

Oh no I lay hands on the sick …….. oh, I can’t ………… I don’t have enough faith …….. I had NO faith for that girl in intensive care ……… NOTHING! …………. [male voice interjects “Yah!”] But it was a co-dependent thing ……. he told me to do it ……….. there was power in the commission ………… I knew that it had to come to pass ………… because of that.

Hhhhhhhhhhhherrrrrrrrrrr! I not saying don’t have faith . but I’m saying that’s how we are ………….aw… what if it doesn’t work…………. oh wow!………..

[male laughter]

It doesn’t work!  How many of you have laid hands on the sick an….. an….. and nothing’s happened?  (claps) Yes! Ya still here!

[audience laughter]   Ya failed!   Great!  Alleluia!

[male voice interjects “Yeah”]

[Moderator’s note:  The Bible says that when we lay hands on the sick they will be healed.  Wells and others today appear to be preaching a gospel of “hit and miss”.  these snake oil salesmen are also preaching this philosophy when it comes to prophesy – claiming that you just “have a go” and it doesn’t matter if you get it right or not?  Does this sound like it is from God?]

Ya still here!  And it’s something that we can’t do…..

[Moderator’s note: WHAT??? Are these people actually listening to what she is saying?]

and it’s not because he’s cruel………… but …….. because when he spoke that commission ….. and he said …….. “Nothing is impossible to God” ….. there was power in it.

You know the word “nothing” is ….. no thing broken into two words….. “no” which is no …. and that the Greek word “thing” there ………..is the word “rhema”.  No rhema.  It…it means this ….. the word possible means ability, power and strength….. it can be translated like this ………

28:00     No freshly spoken word of God …. will ever come to you ….. that does not contain … it’s own ability to perform itself.….

[audience interjection indecipherable]

[Moderator’s note: Translated like this by whom?  Source?]

He said we can do it.  Come on! 

[male voice interjects “Yep”]

We can do this.

[male voice interjects “Yep”]

Are we gonna fail?  Yes!  Who cares?  I just get back up……….

[male voice interjects “Yep”]

You fell over ………. can you imagine …. if you were a child ………….. an… an …… and when you would learn to walk the first time you fell over your parents … were ……. well that’s it ………… you’re stupid.  You’re an absolute failure.

[male laughter]

You took two steps ….. fell …… don’t ever try it again. 

[male voice interjection]

What did they do?  I’ll tell you what they did! Most of them got down on their knees … and…..(claps)… did this ……….. and we’ve been taught not go to the hands of God.

Don’t…… don’t ….. don’t …… hunger yer …..don’t look for the hands … go for his face………… what did their hands …………  reveal?  Their face!

[Moderator’s note: Is anyone actually making sense of this nonsense?]

And I believe God is saying “Come on…. use my hands.   Go for it!  Release his presence …… and this time. I tell you ….. God’s about to do something………. you know……. when the Lord gives a command …. he enables what he commands………. and what was totally impossible a moment earlier …….. now becomes possible.

Ya know I remember…… I ……… I’ve accidentally raised three people from the dead!  and it’s an accident.

[male laughter]

[Moderator’s note:  Yes, you read this correctly – listen to the audio!  Amanda Wells has claimed that she has ACCIDENTALLY raised three people from the dead!]

Total accident!………… the last one …. um …… was in Germany …. and that one was …… I .. I was a nurse ….. I was a really bad one ……….. but I was one …………..

[MODERATOR’S NOTE: HERE WE HAVE A PERSON CLAIMING TO BE A “PASTOR” AND SPEAKING IN A CHURCH MEETING AND ACTUALLY LYING TO THE CONGREGATION. WELLS WAS NEVER A NURSE!  SHE HAS REPEATEDLY MADE THIS CLAIM OVER THE YEARS AND ALSO ROLLED OUT THIS YARN TO RECEPTIVE AUDIENCES DURING HER TIME IN MINISTRY.  THERE HAS NEVER BEEN ANYONE COME FORWARD TO VERIFY ANY ASPECT OF THIS OUTRAGEOUS STORY!  READ ON!]

And …………. we were all worshipping …. and ….. I …. I sat…………. the thing as a nurse….. I could always tell who was going to die ….. I just knew!

[Moderator’s note: Yes you read that correctly – listen to the audio!]

I ….. I could tell on their face….. I ….. I realise now…….. . it was discerning of spirits. And ……….. I  …. turned around to the woman behind me ……….. and I thought ……….. ooooh …… that was a  ….. dajevu [sic] …. in other words ……… ah …… er …… something …. the future just came to me quickly.…………

[Moderator’s note:  Actually dejavu is a feeling of having already experienced the present situation so not a case of the future coming to mind but of a past experience!]

Ah …. a that’s how I felt when I was nursing.. .. I’d think …… she… she’s gonna die.  O…. and I’m like get behind me Satan …..

We’re worshipping ……… and suddenly we hear…….. (claps) thud ………… well everyone just keeps on worshipping … she’s just out in the spirit……  she never move ……….. and I’m like …… I go to the Pastor and I say …. “I think she’s dead”…….

She’s ……… “She’s not dead”

‘I think she’s dead” ………….

She goes … “O . oh ………..  the woman’s dead….  dead as a doornail …………”

[uproarious audience laughter]

Do you know …… there’s so [indecipherable]  …. there’s like …….there’s a nurse that comes over …… she goes “She’s dead” …….

Do you know …….. the people were still worshipping ……….. still worshipping!  Never even looked ………. they were so hungry for God ………..

We’re like …….. she’s dead ………. they called an ambulance ……… would’n ya  ….. doncha love that …… 45 minutes later!  An ambulance ….. turns up ………….  for a cardiac arrest………..

“Come in”  ………… They say…………. well we now have to call a doctor .. because we …… he has to ………. call it……………. but she’s dead.

The people are still worshipping ……. I know …….. I cannot believe this..

The pastor said “What d‘ ya wanna do?”  I said  I don’t wanna ……… I don’t ….. I don’t wanna preach right now…….. because if I preach everyone’s gonna be looking at the dead woman.  I said……… we’ve…. we’ve spoken life over ‘er ………(claps) ……… that’s it!  Now we’re just gonna worship life……….

Well…….. the doctor ………..came ……… that was another ……… this ………… this is now ,… the service is going on ……… for about an hour and a half ……….. he finally comes ……….he calls ‘er …………. she’s dead …. puts her on the…….. on the stretcher ………….. pushes her out …… this has happened to me so many times now …….. er twice now …………. that ……… as she’s going out ………….. she sits up ……….. and she says “Where are you taking me” in German ……. I haven’t finished worshipping!”

[audience laughter]

[Moderator’s note: “So many times – er twice!”]

“Wheel her back in!   Let’s get ‘er back in  [indecipherable as audience is laughing loudly] the  worship service.”

What was impossible …….. (claps) became possible. 

[male voice “oh…. yeah”] 

Now when I was in Germany years ago  …. I…. I ah …. th… this one …………. was an accident…………. an… an not a nice one …… but this one ……. I sorta killed a man….. accidentally….. and um …. I…I .. we were having a meeting ……

32:00     But … we were ah …… we were …… it was …. it was in a small town in East Germany of ten thousand people ….. and we were having a crusade…..  they forgot to tell us that the …..this was the International Convention of …… of …. um …… the satan….. high priests Satanists  …. the witches and warlocks …. as well …… they were having their convention …… ten thousand people …… you know ………… ya can’t really get lost.

And uh ……. and so .. we …..we’ve ’ve got …….. s ….young teenage singers with us ………… who are LOUD ……. they crank up the music …….. so we CAN’T get lost ………… anyway witches are coming in at night …… and they’re …. they’re ……….. they’re getting saved ………… on the last night …….. um …… we…. I gave the alter call ……. and there were two men right down the back ……… and they were mocking God.

I … I  don’t care…. mock me ……..I don’t care….. mock God …………. oooooooooooooh ……… Mama get’s mad ……. ya know what I mean.  An …. and anyway I …..I looked at them …. and I looked at one …… and I said “Sir.  The next time you…. you …… you….. mock God in church….. you’re gonna drop dead ….. on the door of the ………..  door of the church”.  Good way to stop a meeting.

(Makes indecipherable noise )  Like this.  I’m like “Continue singing……… we gotta get outa here! You know. ”  Ah…… o …. anyway ……………. it. it …… we’re …. we’re closing up ……… and …. people …. come in ……. and say  “Men ……. we’re gotta show you something” ………….. I said “Wha….just bring.. whatever it is …… just come in here and tell me.”  Anyway ….. guess what they drag in? 

[audience laughter… male voice interjects “a dead ….”]

A very …. dead…..  body!  Pupils fixed ……. dilated…………. pupils fixed dilated ……. no pulse anywhere ………. I tried everywhere ……. nothing …… dead as dead.  The kids are like………… “Ya killed ‘im!  Ya killed ‘im”!

I’m like “Shut up….. I KNOW!”  Um …  oh God…. what do I do?  What do I do?  I ….I’m just like “Sing!….. Sing!”    So they’re …… they’re singing …………..you know ….. Jesus lover of my soul …………. Amanda just killed a man ………..

[uproarious laughter from audience]

He’s dead!   I’m like .. oh …..  I’m in emergency tongues now.  You know what I mean……… RRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr …. like this …………. even God couldn’t understand me … God …..what am I doing …… wha ….. wha ……….. what ……….. you know ………….. what do I do …. what do I do ……………. ya kn……. he’s dead there for ages ………… I’m like….. God …………….. an…… an ……. and the Lord just said to me ……..”Speak to ‘im”!

I don’ know what to say!  What do ya say?  Merry Christmas?  I don’ know!….. [indecipherable]

[loud laughter from audience]

Do you know…… I….I just started to speak to ….. I just spoke …… I don’ know …………… what…….. life I guess ………… I mean … there was nothing… I just co-laboured with what the word said… . [male voice interjects “yeah”]  speak to ‘im ……….. that’s all he said……..Speak! 

I ….. I was too scared to even lay hands on him again.  I’m not touching …… y’ know …… I just spoke.  Suddenly (claps hands) the guy gets up …….. sits bolt upright ……….. and says ”I need Jesus!”………. Yes you do!  [interjection by male voice] We got ‘im bap … baptised in the spirit….

[male voice says  “Wow”]

I said to ‘im …..”So tell me about yourself”.  He said …. “Well…… I was a high priest Satanist”.  He said “I got outa jail today.

I said “What were you in jail for?”

He said “I slit someone’s throat.  I killed ‘im… I drank his blood and I enjoyed it”.

I said “Pastor, have you got water anywhere?”

He said “No…… only in my bath”

I said “That’ll do”.

[Moderators note:  Has the Pastor had a sex change operation in the last few minutes?  Previously Wells referred to this pastor as “she”.]

“We’re goin’ to your house”.

Filled up the bath …. baptised this guy in water ………… held him down.  I figured I ..I’d risen…. ..raised him from the dead once ….. you know ….. it was okay………. so we just held him down until he started kicking …… (indecipherable) …. Noooooo ……… he was saved………..got ‘im up.   Do you know now that guy ….. is one of the greatest evangelists in the Stanist gangs in East Germany.

Got born again………. I mean…….. I’m ME!  I’m a  mother!  I’m a grandmother!  I’m nothing …. do you know what I mean?  Who am I ?  Actually I’m a 60 year old woman who shouldn’t be going around the nations like she is .. told God . I’m still going on my Zimmer frame if I have to.

All ….. he said ………..  was… lay hands on the sick……. raise the dead ….. cast out demons…….

[male voice: “Yeah”]

[Moderator’s note:  No Amanda Wells, that is not “all”!  He said. Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you”. Matt 28:19-20 ESV]

We can do it…… we can do it …. because when the Lord enables you and gives you a command what was totally impossible earlier ……. becomes possible.  Why?  Because he spoke it.

[male voice interjects: “Yeah”]

And I wanna tell you, he’s speaking it now in England.  Come on…………with the ….within the command ………..

36:00   he releases a presence …… and somewhere ….. in a command .. there is always a commission …….. always …… and…..and…there I …. an what ….. our thing is ……….. we have to have the ability to embrace the assignment …………. and this is our responsibility.

And I believe for England right now ….. and for you in London ………. It’s your responsibility …… to embrace ….. the commission …… right now………….. what are you going to do with it right now?    Because this church …. I … I said “God what is this”…… and he said “It’s a ….. it’s a space station….”

I said “Lord, that’s a Hubble… not a Hub …….. just in case you ….. you  got your words mixed up …….. and he said “It’s a NASA space station……….”  He said “It….. it looks small at the moment … but the satellites…….. go throughout the whole world”……  we pick up the world……. through the NASA ……….. and I’m like ….. God is gonna do something ……….. London … You’re a HUB.

[Moderator’s note: So, Wells thinks highly of herself enough to correct the God of the Universe?]

37:00    Come one … you’re a revival Hub.  An… and we KNOW ….. that it’s the spirit of God within….. . but when I embrace the commission ….. with the responsibility of the commission ……. God said “Do it!’….. Come on …. I can do this …………. my thinking process is not ….. I hope it works ………. but I’ve been commissioned….. to do this ……… so IKNOW it works.

[male voice interjects]

Because he SAID it …………. you know …….. an ………. and.. let me just …… so try and wind this up.  I … I love this when Zechariah …….. remember Zechariah …… the … the father of …. of ……. er ……………..of um ………… John the Baptist… in …. in Luke 1: 13 -17-18 and 20…..  an…. and he’s there praying…… now …… ya gotta love this ……………. he’s there praying ………… the presence of God …….. he’s in the temple …….. an angel turns up ……………. right?

An ….. and he says ….. suddenly he’s afraid “Oh …..what’s this?”  Well, I would to ‘cause God hasn’t spoken for three hundred years.  I…. I’d be a little bit scared too then… you know …… and he says ………… the first thing he says ……”Don’t be afraid.. for y ……. for your prayer has been heard ….. and your wife Elizabeth will bear you a son ………….. and you shall call his name John”.

There’s a problem right there.  Number one, there’s an angel.  Right there.  Number two (coughs)….. he’s gonna have to call this … new move of God…. this …. this  thing the … the…. the commission…. the mission that the angel has given Zechariah ….. he’s been praying for it …… and praying for it …… just like you have ………….. (claps) you’ve praying for revival …… you’ve been praying for revival …… but now the angel turns up and says it’s not going to be called Zechariah …. it’s going to be called John…..  John! (claps).

‘at’s like calling it Kevin!

[male laughs]

39:00    Jeff! 

[male laughs]

JOHN!  Hang on!  You’re an angel…… you haven’t been here for a while…… don’t you understand the protocol?  The protocol is ….. that it gets named after ……… the father.   Not…… JOHN!…..

[audience laughs]

[Moderator’s note:  That would be “tradition” and not “protocol”]

Whose John?

[female laughter]

That is a problem right away…. and I wanna say to you ………….. there is a move of God coming but it’s not what you think it is. 

[male voice interjects: “No”]

It’s not even what you …. what you think it looks like.  This is gonna be a John ….. it’s a John move …… totally different ………… I tell you what ……. when it comes ……  I just wanna embrace it

[male voice “Hear, hear”]

Come on Lord ….. if it’s John … whatever it is …………. I want it .

[male voice: “Yeah”]

You know we have angels turn up constantly ….. and I’ve got a photo of one …………. that turned up ….  I just showed Nigel ……  before ….. in our meeting ….. great big angel turned up over our Pastor

[Moderator’s note – Pastor Katherine Ruonala]

40:04     I’m like do ‘ya want another [indecipherable] she was sitting about that far away …. I said “Do you see that?” ….. she said “Yeah”… I said “Quick, take a photo”….. ‘cause my family know that if I take a photo of you… I’ve taken a photo of him …. Yeah …… my aim isn’t…….. [indecipherable]

[audience laughter drowning out speaker]

It’s massive!  You know …. a…. angel sh ….  and th …. this is a time for angels ……. the angelic realm  ….. it’s like an angel turns up … we’re the same as him………  oh we’re gonna drop dead with fear.   I… I …. I …. this angel turned up over Pastor Katherine …. I saw it one day ….. an…. and it was massive…..an it had these great big ….. um ……. like Roman soldiers on ….. ….. er……….Roman soldiers ….. sandals on……

40:46          and I said “What is your name?” a

He said “Troy”! 

I said “I don’t like that name!” …. Well, Troy!   Couldn’t it have been Gabriel?  You know…. Something like that.  Raphael!  Troy!  Well…. He…. he just went like this ….. I thought ….. okay ….. I went home ….. I looked up Troy….. Troy means this …. a foot soldier of the Lord who wears sandals ….. who governs those who govern a city.

[male voice : “Wow”]

I’m like ……. don’t know where you re Troy but I really … I ….. I repent. 

[audience laughter and male voice interjects “Sorry….. I’m really sorry!” and laughs.]

[Moderator’s  note:  What a pity Wells doesn’t repent so easily of her lying and spinning yarns in the name of God as she does of not approving of  a supposed  angel’s name!  Troy is a Greek name, not Hebrew.  ALL of the angels names that we have are HEBREW. The last part of each of the HEBREW names we DO have end in “el,” which in Hebrew MEANS GOD.  Therefore, Troy makes no sense.  Amanda Wells may need to brush up on such important theological details before she decides to spin such a story again.]

I’m really sorry!  (laughs) But ….. I wonder how John felt.  You’re gonna have a child….. and he’s gonna be called John.  I… I wanna tell you ….. we’re IN … the time of superNATURAL manifestations… are you ready?

[Male voice: “Yeah, yeah”]

What are you gonna do?  Get a miracle …. Or see…..  Oh well I don’t believe that’s an angel .. we’ve had people say that .. well what d’ya think it WAS?  Someone said ”That’s lights”…

I said “Okay” …. and we all tried it ….. take the photo …… exactly as where she was standing…….         You can’t do it!  It’s an ANGEL!  It’s got two wings!  An …. and… you know…. we ….. we move …. I believe it’s time for visions….. trances …..

[male voice interjects: “Yeah”…” Yeah”]

Visions,…. Trances …. angelic visitations.  I … I  know … some of you are think ……… whooooooooo ….

[male laughter]

Are you supernatural or what?

[male interjection: “Yeah”]

You know … let me tell you a quick sto……… gee I better stop ……. I’ll tell you a story thirty ….. thirty years ago when I first got saved I ….  read  ….. every book ….. by every revivalist …… in the whole…. [female voice interjects] I think it’s Robin Hood ………..

[audience laughter]

[indecipherable] … an angel …..

[male voice …. laughter “I thought it was the trumpet of the Lord…..” (indecipherable)]

I wasn’t going ……. I was [indecipherable]

[uproarious laughter by congregation]

[Male voice: “I thought the Lord was having a laugh at you”… (indecipherable)….”Troy” ….. laughter]

That’s it!  An… an….. and some of you ….. may have heard this …. ‘cause you …. you’ve …. were in [indecipherable]…………

But thirty years ago ….. I was SO hungry for God ………. I..I just read every revival book there was …. and …. um …. every …. book on the revivals …. and I said “God, I want that.  I wanna do it.  I wanna…. whatever they did, I wanna do it.”  Then I saw that there were fifteen times in the Bible where there ….. where it talks about translation….. and I saw how ….. some of the old men of God translated… Phillip translated ….. I want that…… I … I …. I want this ………… and I prayed ….. I … it was like “God you said it… I want it ………… and I was like that back then ……….

One day…. we had prayer meetings at 6.00 am every morning what  ….. the Pastor was thinking …. I don’ know …. he had a moment ….. 6.00 am to 7.00 am ….. prayer meetings used to sound like this …….. (makes snoring noise) ..

[audience laughter]

Everyone was sound asleep ……… and this one morning…….  we ….. we were all just laying in our prone positions……… to God ……….. praying ……. and …… suddenly I’m not there ……. I’ve gone ….. and I’m in a car in a ………. In like a pick-up truck ….. and ….. um …… a ute ……. and there’s a cliff beside me and there’s a man ….. it’s a left hand drive…….. and a man was seated behind ….. uh near me……………

44:00     and there was a gun ……….. right next to ‘im …………. I picked up the gun ………. and I got out of the car …….  and I threw it over the cliff …… and I got back in the car ………… and I led him to the Lord ……. and he was about to commit suicide…… next minute ……. I’m walking .. oh no ….. before I left I said … “Where am I?………… He said “Nova Scotia

[woman interjects: ‘Mm..mm”]

I walked back into church………. an….. that’s where I was …… the next  ……… I was walking back …… they said “Where have ……we thought you’d gone home.”

I said “No ……….”  I said “er where’s Nova Scotia? “  I didn’t even know where it was.  Anyway I told my Pastor and he told me ….I…I’d gone fruit loopy ….. I was off with the pixies ……. and I needed to come back to earth …….. I did sadly  ….. and you know I lost a lot of the supernatural in that.

Do you know ….. last year I put a word on the Elijah List……. first word ……. and … the next day it was Jen Baker actually who wrote to me and said……..  “You’ve got a word on the Elijah List” ….great.  I had 400 emails  ……  and I went through them all ……….. and suddenly there was one email that said ………. Nova Scotia ………… I’m like …. Oooohhh……… I’m gonna read it …………. I opened it …. and it said ……… “Hi, I’m Don Wells….”……. same name as me……… he said “You probably don’t remember me…….. thirty years ago you were in my car …….. stopped me from committing suicide ……

[exclamation from male voice in audience]

And you led me to the Lord.  I really wanna connect”.  I’m like …….. OH MY JESUS!………

[continual male injection with indecipherable noises]

I’m like ….. this is real ……

[male voice: “Yeah ….. absolutely” ]

[Moderator’s note:  On 23rd July 2015 on Pirate Christian Radio Pastor Chris Rosebrough actually reviewed a sermon in which Wells told this same story. Here is the link to the program.

http://www.piratechristian.com/fightingforthefaith/2015/7/god-sized-dreams?rq=Amanda%20Wells

On this occasion, she was teaching at Faithlife Church in Australia.  Wells makes a living out of going to churches all over the world and repeating these same fanciful stories.  However, as with all pathological lies it becomes difficult for her to remember the details and to repeat the story the same way.

At 15:45 on this program you will hear Chris Rosebrough begin his review of this story as told by Wells.  Listen to the story as told on the audio of this transcription and then listen again to Chris Rosebrough’s program to hear how the details of the story have changed.  In one story she claims she has thrown the gun away and then brought the guy to the Lord and in another version she reverses the order.  Quite a detail to confuse.

As the story continues in this audio Wells claims she had 400 emails after her “word” appeared on the Elijah List but in Faithlife church she claims that the number was about 900 emails!!!!!  Quite a discrepancy. The segment ends at 26:38.]

The baby will be called John.  How hungry are you?  I’m want more of it.

[male voice interjects: “Yeah”]

I don’t know about you .. but I want this!

[male voice: “Yeah”]

I WANT THIS……… the baby will be called John ………. And then it goes on  …… and  Zechariah said to this …..the angel “Well, how shall I know this?”  Are you mental?  There’s an angel standing in front  of you with a .….with a message … and the angel answered him and said “You’ll be sli… silent . and unable to speak ……… until the day ….. these ….. things take place”.

An….. and Zechariah……..riahs’…. his response …. revealed something ….. during the time period between the original asking  …… and the moment of getting the long …… ah the answer….. he was no longer hoping ….. or expecting anything.

England’s been in that period.  You speak to people ….. you speak to the church ………. Oh……. We’re not going to get anything …… you know …… there’s nothing happening ………. and I wanna tell you ….. the angel of the Lord has come to England ……….. and it’s like he’s pronounced over this nation ….. the move of God………..

[male voice interjects: “Yep”]

And it’s not what you think……….. Zechariah’s words impacted the angel ………. and the angel impacted the situation …………  Words can affect our manifestations……. and making his ….. him mute…. was not a judgement on Zechariah.. but actually ….. it’s was Gods’ way of  ….. protecting …. him from talking his way out of the ….  manifestation ……… and ………….. when the baby was born… Zechariah’s ….wrote … on …on …. wrote down …. “His name is John”.  Totally different.  He wrote it.  And I believe that God is saying you’re writing in history today …….. you’re writing the next move of God in history…………. John is not the name that you would give……  John is a name that was….. w..w….who…. who was called John  …… back….. back  then?  It was not a known name.  And God is saying to you today that ……… there is a name ……. there is something happening in this nation.  Will you partner with him?  Will you say “come on, God”……. I wannna do it …. I …I wanna go there………… I just wanna go … wherever you want me ….. I …I’m there… I’m co-labouring with you Lord… an…an…it’s different to what you expect …. but are you hungry enough…. that it ….. that you’ll just step into that realm ……… where it’s not like you …. you kn … that’s all it is ………… is stepping into that glory realm……. and I’ve learnt to do that …. I just take a step ………. sometimes I’ll take a s.. physical … step …. and just go there ………. because I want an encounter with God … an….. and God is …. really I believe over England.  Come on!  The angel of the Lord .. the angels of the Lord are over this nation right now.  And they’re saying (claps hands) … “This is revival… you are in the midst of a move…..”  and your words and the way you respond to it… is going to affect the manifestation in the next coming years.

So how are you going to respond?  Are you going in or are you going out?  Are you saying “Yes….. I’m in …. I’m in this God for the long …..  for the long haul.  I’m in this move of God.  You know…. Paul said “though I speak with tongues of men and angels…..”…… and I think the church has stopped praying in tongues …… and when we pray in tongues ………….. (claps hands)…. Come on! …. It’s not a “shuck-a-ma-huck-hi!”

[Moderator’s note: Blasphemous referral to gift of tongues]

48:55     When I get up in the morning it’s a [Here Wells again launches into an exhibition which she purports to be Biblical  tongues] …… I’m speaking the language of angels ….. I’m connecting with the angels …… and the angels there …… affect the manifestation ….. of what’s going to happen on the earth.  We are in the middle of a move.

Are…. you ….. ready?   

[audience interjections] 

Phhhhhh…….

[male voice: “Yeeesss”]

Are you ready?  Are you ready?   Are you ready?  Because…I … I just sense ….come on!….God wants to do things . I don’t know about you but I…I … was told translation was wrong . I’m ready again ……… you know God says  ….. as he is so am I!  Jesus walked through walls!  … I’m practising!  I might get my nose busted ….. but I’m practis ….. I want to do as he is………….

[Moderator’s note:  Wells has claimed over the years to practice walking on water in her bathtub and now we her she is practising walking through walls.  Is there anyone who is still prepared to claim that this woman does not need professional help?]

I want what he wants!

[male voice interjects: “Yeah”]

[Moderator’s note:  What he wants is clear if you would read your Bible.  Repent! And turn away from this delusional behaviour!]

And I just want to say you tonight … be hungry …………

[male interjects: “yeah”]

Don’t be religious!  Don’t let our words affect the manifestation in this nation any longer.  Now….. I’m tired of hearing this nation’s hard . I had a Muslim woman asking me about Jesus…………….

[Moderator’s note:  No she didn’t.  In fact, Wells allegedly asked her a question and when she responded that she was fasting, Wells told her that she you fasts too and when asked why, Wells supposedly said “because of Jesus”.  That is NOT someone asking about Jesus.]

50:00    It’s easy!  Get ready!  We had a man …I …I …. in one meeting we had ….. you know …. there ….. there’s a woman called Izzy [Moderator’s note: Izzy De Gersigny, Australian pastrix] ….. and when she song leads ….. man …..  God comes!  She’s …. she’s over fifty…… a dancer …. and she’ll do cart wheels when she’s song leading.  But God comes ……… somewhere I was gone ……. I saw three angels coming into our church……….

One …..  handed….. the church … .. the Middle East…..  just handed it …. to pastor Katherine ……..Izzy…. Izzy starts playing on the …. on her thing that she’s going  ………. “I eeee…. ay yya ya ………” singing some Arabic song ……. I’m in a trance ….. I’m there ……. no one    uh everyone’s sitting down ….. Izzy and I are off with the fairies …… I was off with God ………… I see this …. this move ………… I see this angel coming in …………  there were three … there was [sic]  two others ….. and all of a sudden ….. you know … I open my eyes …… and everyone’s sitting down …………. and ………………. I…I … pastor Katherine looks and says “ What did you just see?”  I told ‘er.  It wasn’t long after that ………. we had a guy come in ………. [indecipherable name] ….. he was a Muslim …………. He was an Iranian…… he came in … got ma ….radically saved …. We had such a move of God of… of ….  of so many of the refugees coming into our church.  Izzy said, “As I ….”….uh she said ….. she didn’t know what I’d seen but she said an angel walked up to her then…. it was like TO me …… walked up to her and started singing a song in Arabic ………… actually  (same indecipherable name) ……. then …….. he wasn’t there then ….. but someone was there who understood Arabic and knew what …. what ..sh..was being sung…………. God is so great.

[Moderator’s note: Notice how Wells changed her story part way through…. First about to claim that it was the Iranian man who was there and then thinking better of it and changing her mind] 

God is doing something…….. (sings) are you ready?  Are you hungry?……. I’m hungry…………

[male voice interjects: “Yep”]

You guys.. all we have to do is this …………. and just release his presence ………..?

[male voice interjects: “Yeah”]

And release his presence ………….. Father we are SO hungry ………………

[male voice interjects: “Oh yeah”]

Father we are not going to let our words affect aFather God manifestation in this nation…. where …..where death is being spoken anymore.  Father ….. we just thank you ………. that Jesus ….. you wa…you wa… you want a John…… whatever that is ….. whatever revival looks like.  It’s the only word we’ve got……….. until it appears Father………..  we.. it’s the only word we’ve got.  And Father….. . that’s the word we can use……..

[Moderator’s note:  Have you heard of the Bible Wells…. That’s the Word!]

Father …. we declare it …………. In this nation toni … I declare (claps hands) it in London .. I declare revival tonight

[audience now joins in …………….. some speaking in nonsensical language – against Biblical instructions]

I declare such a manifestation….. of a revival of God ……. (claps hands)…. Let the baby come!

[Moderator’s note: The baby???]

Let the baby come Lord! (claps hands). 

[male interjects: “Yes Jesus” and then continues to interject with agreement throughout the next few minutes.  Wells is now shouting]

Father, I thank you …………. I thank you, Lord… I declare…. Father ………….. the commission …… I declare Father God…. each one of these will raise the dead!  They will lay hands on the sick and see them recover….. and Father (now continually clapping hands) demons are just gonna be cast out of systems …. out of people…  I thank you Father 

[Moderator’s note:  Have you heard of the Bible Wells?]

53:08     Father tonight ……. we just declare into that realm …………. We declare in the realm of London ………. Father I thank you ………… for your blood that protects ………. But we …. We now declare into this area ….  and Father we just say … that in this area ….. in London ….. where there has not been a move of God for a while Father God ……. there’s got to be such a move of God that people on the Tube  ……. are just going to get healed…… Father, something is going to break out ……….. something is breaking out Father … I …. I just thank you for breaking out ……. breaking out ……. where there are dead systems ……… where there are dead things …….. Father God ………… it’s’ like (indecipherable)….. the church …. is going to go in an …. and just lay hands on the dead …. and see them recover.

[constant interjections by male voice throughout]

He didn’t say pray a thousand prayers….  he just said raise them up … I don’t know how ….. but we just do it …….

Father…. I just thank you right now ………… I just declare ………. even over every single person here who’s hungry…. I declare Father God ……  tonight ………… the supernatural move of God ……….. I declare the supernatural tonight …… outrageous moves …… outrageous….. outrageous …… outrageous ……. Father God.

Will there be craziness?  Yes!  Father ….like Bill Johnsons says …. “If there’s no poop in the storm, there’s no cow’s (indecipherable)”  ….. ah we just clean it …… it’s okay …….we’re adults …. we’re not children ……. we  look and say “oh we don’t want to clean it” ….. we’re adults ….. Father I just thank you for an outrageous move  ….. I declare tonight …….

[woman’s voice interjects: “outrageous…. That’s the word ……”]

Outrageous……..

[womans’ voice: “Are we outrageous God…………….]

And I believe that is the word …… outrageous …… outrageous …… outrageous.   

[male voice: “Yes Jesus”]

Ya… ya know Father ….. it’s like …. The unsaved have their rage meetings……… their rage …. they have these rave and rage things ………… in Australia ……….. and so with drugs and alcohol …. but Father God……. (sings)  Ahaaaaa ……… you are our ……….( screeches indecipherable)….. (sings)….ahhhh ….. than you ……..  Father I just thank you tonight ……….. for an encounter……… with you ……….

[male prays …………..]

56:03   Let’s be intentional…… in our asking ………… I told him I want it…………. I want it all ………….sometimes  English people are too nice …………. let’s be nice ….. let’s not …. let’s not be above anybody else ……… Oh …… ah ….. if you don’t want yours I’ll take yours as well …………..(indecipherable)…..

[audience laughter]

I’ll be …th… ka….. I’ll be the kangaroo. I’ll (indecipherable)  … I’ll take it all ….. God if they don’t want it.  I’ll have it…… but Lord. it …. it’s like their …. their pain ………….. …..oh Jesus …………Father we thank you tonight…….. (exhales loudly) PHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh …………………… Father God….

56:48     Do…..does someone know Helen?  Does anyone here know a Helen?  Wh…who knows Helen?

[Moderator’s note:  Amanda Wells now, which she has done so many times before, engages in cold reading which the Bible strictly condemns ….. fortune telling, mystical arts and practices which are abhorrent to God are sins of the most grievous kind. That the Pastor has permitted this in his church and congregation for which he is responsible, is deplorable.] 

Er…. You know Helen!  And before I give Helen… does someone know Fiona?  Does someone …. anyone ….. you know Fiona!  Great!  Father, thank you Lord…. I just ….. I’d better give Helen ….. before I forget Helen … otherwise I will …… Father, I just thank you for Helen……….. You know … you need to go back.  Is she in  ….in  …. in America?   Yeah …………ah… ah … you need to go back and call her …… and tell her that the destiny and the promise that God gave ‘er…………. and even th….the ones that she forgot .… because she prayed a long time ago ………. and she forgot ……. is she saved?

Nooo!  Ah…… ‘cause there’s a destiny on her life a… and there’s …. but there’s things that she’s actually asked…it’s like she’s asked God for …….. but she’s not saved …….. you know what I mean………… you know wh……oh God ….. do this …. and ya don’t even know God.  And she’s… God‘s saying……. I know her…… I love her ………. I have my hand on her…………. an… and she’s gonna come ou….….. and she’s got such a destiny…. an …. and i…. it’s time to come out … it’s time to come out ….. you’ve got the word of God for ‘er ……. and as she co ….. I tell you she’s gonna come out …… of what she’s in … she’s gonna come out of that …………. and this is her time …… this is her season ………… this is her day ……….and God’s gonna do something that is SO powerful …. an… .y could….. y’ you need to go…an…. a ……lay hands on her …. and if ya can’t get to  ‘er…. lay hands on an envelope … lay hands on a letter …. and send it to her….. because God is saying “This is her moment ……….. in …. In history.”

[Moderator’s note:  Quick recovery needed here when she finds out this “Helen” is not saved.  What a good thing that Wells had been purposefully so vague when she mentioned “the promise that God gave her”. ]

An….. tick tock …. tick tock …. time is…. time is ….. time is …….. it’s her moment ….. an ….. and Fiona……..  Is  Fiona born again? 

[male voice: “No”]

She [sic]not born again either .. man ……….. I tell you these are your fish! ….. these are the fish!!!  God’s saying come on!  Start to pray………. start to pray…… start to pray for Fiona….. because as you to start to pray God’s opening a door …….. and there’s a door that’s opening .. it…. it’s a door she closed ……… a long time ago………… an… and it was in (indecipherable)… her childhood …. she closed the door ……… and it was almost like the door of her heart got closed ……….. in that area………… a…. and the Lord has been prying open this door ….a …. and suddenly there is a softening coming ….. to ‘er heart …………. an…… and she’s yours.  God’s saying “Go and lay hands on ‘er…… because  if you…. if your with ‘her……if your near ‘her……just lay your hand on ‘her ….. just put your hand on ‘er shoulder ………… release him!   And something’s gonna break out in him …… in her ……. and there is a …….. there is something there that is a softening of her heart…… an ……. and there is a ……… she’s going to seek for forgiveness … it’s like she needs to forgive someone ………… an … and it …. It’s  behind a locked door ……. and as she forgives …………. something’s gonna break out over her…… totally break out.  You know …….. and God has his hand on you ………….. you are a leader among leaders ……. and God has his hand upon you………….an there is leadership thing ….. as soon as you walked in  it was like …………… a king’s just walked into the room.  A king’s walked into the room.  An ……. and something just walked into the room.  You carry kingship………..

60:00     You carry something ………… you carry leadership ……. you carry the call of God ………… you carry the hunger of God……….. when you walked in …. It was like WOW! …… I could feel like I’m go… just pulling ……….. and God’s saying “I’m gonna do it “ ………… you asked for something tonight….. you said “I want that” … and God’s saying “I’m gonna do it through you, for you and in you. Get ready son….. because there is a leadership thing ………… you’re gonna teach others …….. how to …. to WALK in this …….. you’re gonna teach others how to walk in the….. in the miraculous ….. in the impossible…… and the impossible is going to become the possible to you.  Y…. you live in the impossible ………. It’s your home … it’s your place ………….. an.. and it’s like ………… where do I live……… I live in Impossible Street.  An…. and because that impossible is going to become possible.  Get ready!  Ha………. in Jesus name………….

Does somebody have a birthday in March?  A ….  th..s….. it’s you!  Only one?  Just one birthday ….. two birthdays in March………… March…….. January, February, March….. third month ………. it’s ……… sorry I had to count whether it was three or four …… I failed maths ……. an ……… and number three ……. I love it …..number three  ……. in ….. in ………..there is something that’s happening ….. your birthday is ……. January, February, March ….. yeah …… why do I keep thinking four ….. there is …. because God’s saying ……. there’s something else coming there.  In ..er… the third month ….. number three……….. in..in Hebrew letters……  is … is the letter Gimmel  …. and Gimmel is like a camel… it’s a camel … and a camel brings resource ………… a camel always brought …… um …… it was ………. a… y … yes it was an animal of burden …. but what it was burdened with was resource and provision………. and always came in a caravan carrying ….. that provision…………. and God is saying there is provision coming for both of you …………. the camel’s are coming …………and …. there’s something about a camel …… you cannot hear a camel come ……….. a camel is so quiet that you cannot hear it …… you don’t even know a camel is behind you until it opens its mouth ….. and you smell its breath.  And that’s what it’s going to be like ……… you’re just gonna discern that the camels are here…… not by what you would normally discern………. but you’ll discern a different way….. it’s like you’ll smell their breath….. you’ll…. you’ll know they’re their ….. and they’re coming with the provision that you need.

[Moderator’s note:  So, from the number three, Wells has gone to the third Hebrew LETTER, Gimmel, and because that sounds like “camel” purports that therefore this means provision is coming? This is directly lifted from the teachings of one of Wells’ favoured people from whom she has plagiarised over the years, Lance Wallnau, another false prophet who has been peddling such nonsense over time.] 

Have you got a house? I…I… are you believing God for a house? 

[male voice: “No”]

Well it’s time you did …. Because God’s saying ……. wh… what are you believing for?  Wh …. Where are you living?  With Mum and Dad? 

[male voice: “Nah”]

Oh thank God ….. thank you Jesus………. Um …. Where?

[male responds: “With my Pastors”]

[Moderator’s note:  Strange that God didn’t know this already!]

Okay ……… y… y need to believe for a house ………. And what sort of house do you want? Because the camels are coming.  Don’t let them pass you by …………. without provision and go to someone else …… you need to believe bigger … greater……….. an….and because something is about to happen when you get the house ……… (sings oooooohhhhhhh) ……… something’s about to break out.  God’s about to do something.  An…… and then I kept seeing four ….. number three….. y…. the birthday is three ….. number three… Gimmel….. but number four comes after three and four is the letter “Dalet”………..and four is the number of…. of ….Dalet  is an open door …… an it’s an open door into Heaven …. an …. and what it means is that Heaven’s open ……. but you better get ready because what’s in Heaven, you need to download on earth .. gods going to start to show what’s in Heaven ….. and when you start to see what’s in Heaven…… you’ll wanna bring it on earth…. an…. and God is gonna show you ….. and give you ……… INCREDIBLE supernatural powers…… if…. you … will …… allow …… it!

The provision’s coming …….. an… don’t be scared……….. there’s that …. that ……..woooohhhh…. and also … what if I go flakey ………….oh… i…. it’s God!  Ask for God .. if you ask for a stone…… you know … wh…… why do we get………… ooooooooooooooooh .. I might go weird…. you’re not gonna go weird ……. you’re not weird now …………  you’d be weird now if you were gonna go weird……….

[audience laughter]

Just start…. to believe … because God’s saying “There is an open door”…………

Holy Spirit…… Father God ……….. we just thank you …………..

I dunno … ..I just…. I just sense that ……….. there is a hunger of ………….of… of something new here………..

Who’s got the problem on this side of the face .. could be in here .. might be round …. It might be headache………. round …. round here ………… someone have … that somewhere ?  On this side ….. it might be a headache……….. I think that’s happening ……. In the …… side of their face ….. now and then ………… no one?  Okay …….. that is you ……….. okay ……I ….. I’m gonna lay hands on you …. That is you?

[woman’s voice; “Yeah”]

Okay …….. come on down ….. let’s lay hands on you ……….. let’s….. let’s get rid of those things…….

[male voice “I tell you what. Let’s shift this  (indecipherable…”]

Let’s do that ……..’’cause I just feel like God wants to do something……….. father God .. come on!….. just move ……………………

Someone’s got trouble in their right leg …………………

END OF TAPE

The Pastor of this church, Nigel Langford, should immediately apologise to his congregation, resign from his position, return to GOD’S WORD and repent and never again step into a position of leadership. A shepherd who does not recognise a wolf is not fit to be a shepherd at all!


 

If, after reading this transcription you continue to  choose to sit in a church which has invited this wolf and others similar into your midst, rather than to immediately seek a church which preaches ONLY the world of God and does not exist to promote the celebrity of its leaders, then you must prayerfully examine yourself.

Church is NOT meant to be a venue in which you can go to be entertained, nor is it a social club where you go because you friends attend.  Church is the place where you go to worship God and to hear his voice and to learn about HIM and not about the speaker who has you in fits laughing and shows you a good time.

It  can be difficult to extract once ensnared by the tentacles of these fakes and self-appointed leaders but  everything depends on it…. even perhaps your eternal salvation. When one sits under false teaching  long enough delusion takes over and it becomes less possible to discern the truth from the lies.  God is capable of hardening our hearts if we are constantly turning away from his Word and listening to other Gospels.

John 12:40 ESV
“He has blinded their eyes and hardened their hearts, so that they cannot see with their eyes, and understand with their hearts, and turn, and I would heal them.”

Hebrews 3:7-11 ESV
Therefore, as the Holy Spirit says, ‘Today, if you hear his voice, do not harden your hearts as in the rebellion, on the day of testing in the wilderness,where your fathers put me to the test and saw my works for forty years. Therefore I was provoked with that generation, and said, ‘They always go astray in their heart; they have not known my ways.’ As I swore in my wrath, ‘They shall not enter my rest.’”

Exodus 4:21 ESV
The LORD said to Moses, “When you go back to Egypt see that you perform before Pharaoh all the wonders which I have put in your power; but I will harden his heart so that he will not let the people go.

Exodus 10:1 ESV
Then the LORD said to Moses, “Go to Pharaoh, for I have hardened his heart and the heart of his servants, that I may perform these signs of Mine among them,

Joshua 11:20 ESV
For it was of the LORD to harden their hearts, to meet Israel in battle in order that he might utterly destroy them, that they might receive no mercy, but that he might destroy them, just as the LORD had commanded Moses.

1 Timothy 4:1 ESV

Now the Spirit expressly says that in later times some will depart from the faith by devoting themselves to deceitful spirits and teachings of demons,

Deuteronomy 18:10-12 ESV 

There shall not be found among you anyone who burns his son or his daughter as an offering, anyone who practices divination or tells fortunes or interprets omens, or a sorcerer or a charmer or a medium or a necromancer or one who inquires of the dead, for whoever does these things is an abomination to the Lord. And because of these abominations the Lord your God is driving them out before you.

Leviticus 20:6 ESV 

“If a person turns to mediums and necromancers, whoring after them, I will set my face against that person and will cut him off from among his people.

2 Corinthians 11:14 ESV 

And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light.

Galatians 5:19-21 ESV

Now the works of the flesh are evident: sexual immorality, impurity, sensuality, idolatry, sorcery, enmity, strife, jealousy, fits of anger, rivalries, dissensions, divisions, envy, drunkenness, orgies, and things like these. I warn you, as I warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God.

Matthew 7:15 ESV

“Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves.

Isaiah 2:6 ESV

For you have rejected your people, the house of Jacob, because they are full of things from the east and of fortune-tellers like the Philistines, and they strike hands with the children of foreigners.

2 Chronicles 33:6 ESV

And he burned his sons as an offering in the Valley of the Son of Hinnom, and used fortune-telling and omens and sorcery, and dealt with mediums and with necromancers. He did much evil in the sight of the Lord, provoking him to anger.

1 Samuel 15:23 ESV

For rebellion is as the sin of divination, and presumption is as iniquity and idolatry. Because you have rejected the word of the Lord, he has also rejected you from being king.”

Hebrews 1:1-2 ESV 

Long ago, at many times and in many ways, God spoke to our fathers by the prophets, but in these last days he has spoken to us by his Son, whom he appointed the heir of all things, through whom also he created the world.

Enabler #7

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Bev Murrill is an enabler of Amanda Wells.

According to their website;

“CHRISTIAN GROWTH INTERNATIONAL (CGi) was founded by Rick and Bev Murrill when they came to England from Australia in 1996 to lead the church that became known as Christian Growth Centre in Chelmsford. Out of this church a network has developed as churches have been planted out of Chelmsford and other churches have sought relationship with CGi. 

As a network of churches, CGi aims to provide support and covering for churches and groups who have come together in relationship with a common DNA to build church and to extend the kingdom. There are currently CGi churches (known as Christian Growth Centres).”

The Murrills also established M:POWER Ministry Training College and it contains the following statement in it’s prospectus:

“CHARACTER
Life has a way of challenging all of our well thought
out principles and ideals. Unless we can live the life,
all our talk is meaningless. It’s vital that our
character is larger than our gifting.”

Clearly Murrill does not apply this ethos to the Christian Growth International of network of churches. These are just empty words when churches are ushering wolves into their congregations and feeding them doctrines of demons. The character of some is clearly NOT larger than their gifting!

This is from Bev Murrill’s own website. We will let her speak for herself.

“The difference between a Church that shows the world who God is, and one that doesn’t, generally boils down to its leaders, and this is where my second passion comes in. I believe that the development of godly, empowering, courageous, visionary leaders is crucial if the Church is to fulfil its mandate to facilitate the Kingdom of God here on earth as it is in heaven.

I have a Masters Degree in Global Leadership from Fuller Theological Seminary and this, combined with my 30+ years of experience as a church leader in Australia and UK, means that I understand leadership in the Church from a practical and a theological perspective.

An Aussie, I have spent almost 20 years in the UK where, together with my husband Rick, I founded Christian Growth International, a vibrant and growing network of churches, missions and projects. I have provided leadership and mentoring to hundreds of leaders in UK, USA, Uganda, Australia, France, Indonesia and Central Asian nations, through preaching and teaching at leadership conferences and in churches.”

Bev Murrill certainly has indeed assisted in developing some “interesting” leaders over the years. One of those most notable being Amanda Wells! One would have thought “30 years of church leadership” might have equipped Murrill to be able to spot a fake more easily than she obviously is able to.

Evidence suggests that Murrill and Wells have enjoyed a close friendship for many years and the Christian Growth International Organisation which Murrill founded was the springboard for Wells to infiltrate a great many churches in the United Kingdom.  Perhaps Murrill missed her true calling and might have been better equipped to act as an agent and promote stand up comedians into the local clubs and pubs of Great Britain.  We are about to take a closer look at this Christian Growth International and some of the rubbish that is being promoted in their churches. Discerning Christians will very quickly be able to judge for themselves just what damage this woman has inflicted on vulnerable people.

Murrill has received the following accolades from Amanda Wells over time.

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Bev Murrill: “OH gosh…!!! We’re PEER mentors… you and me! I receive so much from you and am grateful you’re in my life!”

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Christian Growth International is responsible for so much damage done to vulnerable people and it is our hope that those attending these churches will look closely at what has been said to them  in the name of God. This is yet another network cleverly set up in order to give each of the “Pastors” access to each other’s churches on a self-promoting circuit. That anyone could have introduced Wells and others of her ilk into their churches without checking her credentials and bona fides is a disgrace. Or did they know they would bring someone who has been guilty of pathological lying and falsifying her life story into to preach to their vulnerable sheep and simply didn’t care? Murrill has some serious questions to answer!

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http://www.christiangrowthinternational.org/Groups/73031/Christian_Growth_International/Churches/Churches.aspx

The Blind Leading The Blind

He answered, ‘Every plant that my heavenly Father has not planted will be rooted up. Let them alone; they are blind guides. And if the blind lead the blind, both will fall into a pit.’” (Matthew 15:13-14)

A reader recently submitted this copy/paste of one of Amanda Wells’ facebook posts:

Amanda Wells

December 31, 2012 near Brisbane, Queensland

“I am frightened and also amazed at how many ‘prophetic types’ go round and prophesy ( mainly to women) and say they are called to be ‘free lance prophets’ who will go into churches and tell the pastors whats wrong!! What is wrong is that is unbiblical, unscriptural, lacking order and out of line and then you have these women a mess and trying to get them back on track is mammoth…….. no one is called to free lance……. we are called to be planted and under authority, accountable and in line with His Divine Order”

The Gardner’s questions:
Prophetic type?
Prophecy to women?
Unbiblical?
Unscriptural?
Lacking order?
Out of line?
Getting women into a mess?
Under authority?
Accountability?
Need I say more?

Red “angel” feather?

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Yes, that is indeed an angel’s feather… from a FALLEN angel. 

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Original source.

Of course, this is coming from the woman who says,

“…If I’m in the presence of God and I’m even, you know, um, worshiping, I’m in Church, whatever, what happens if I see something that might be from the devil? What if I think something is from God and it’s really from the devil?…” (Amanda Wells.) 

THE GREATEST SWINDLE OF ALL

Amanda Wells has practically built a ministry around her story of dying on the operating table in the 1990’s, going to Heaven and having a conversation with God!

From:  https://answersingenesis.org/reviews/books/are-visits-to-heaven-for-real/

There is simply no reason to believe anyone who claims to have gone to heaven and returned. John 3:13 says, “No one has ascended into heaven except he who descended from heaven, the Son of Man.” And John 1:18 says, “No one has seen God at any time.”

Four biblical authors had visions of heaven—not near-death experiences. Isaiah and Ezekiel (Old Testament prophets) and Paul and John (New Testament apostles) all had such visions. Two other biblical figures—Micaiah and Stephen—got glimpses of heaven, but what they saw is merely mentioned, not described (2 Chronicles 18:18Acts 7:55).

Only three of these men later wrote about what they saw—and the details they gave were comparatively sparse (Isaiah 6:1–4Ezekiel 1, 10Revelation 4–6). All of them focused properly on God’s glory. They also mentioned their own fear and shame in the presence of such glory. They had nothing to say about the mundane features that are so prominent in modern tales about heaven (things like picnics, games, juvenile attractions, familiar faces, odd conversations, and so on). Paul gave no actual description of heaven but simply said what he saw would be unlawful to utter. In short, the biblical descriptions of heaven could hardly be any more different from today’s fanciful stories about heaven.

Far too much of the present interest in heaven, angels, and the afterlife stems from carnal curiosity. Those who demand to know more than Scripture tells us about heaven are sinning: “The secret things belong to the Lord our God, but those things which are revealed belong to us and to our children forever” (Deuteronomy 29:29

But no matter how much they might obsess over what heaven is like, people who fill their heads with a lot of fantastic or delusional ideas from others’ near-death experiences have not truly set their minds on things above. If the inerrant biblical truth God has given us is the only reliable knowledge about heaven we have access to (and it is), then that is what should grip our hearts and minds, not the dreams and speculations of human minds.”



Wells describes in considerable detail her regular visits to Heaven in her talks to gullible church congregations. What an extraordinary thing it is that in all the encounters Wells claims to have had with God, including this particular instance of her alleged visit while on the operating table
 in the 1990’s, God never seems to mention to her anything regarding her sins – but focuses instead on her using her “gifts”. Given the prolific amount of lies and plagiarism of which this woman has now been shown to be guilty, it is somewhat astounding that the God we know from the Bible would have been more interested in her ability to plagiarise for so long without being caught than he would have been in the fact that she was stealing other’s people’s material and profiting from it.

The problem is that the claims she has made concerning this alleged 1990’s event are in many respects totally fraudulent and have been added to over the years. The story has now reached such grandiose proportions as to defy even any rational person who has been previously been sucked into Wells’ abyss of delusion, to not begin to ask questions.

Hearing this story related on several different videos, we first became alerted to the fact these events merited further investigation because the description of the surgery appeared to change over the years. “Transplant surgery” became “Major Transplant surgery” and eventually morphed into “Double Major Transplant surgery” but with all the seemingly irrelevant detail attached to the claims, never once did Wells refer to exactly what “organs” had been transplanted.  And so, we began to look closer at this incredible story. (N.B. In the video link below you can watch Wells indicate with her hand the lower half of her torso where she alleges she had these 600 stiches.)

As a result, we now have questions for Wells to answer over this outrageous tale and expect that any person who has been so gullible as to have been taken in by this fantasy over the years and yet still considers to be reasonably sane, will be looking forward to receiving those answers to these questions themselves.

Amanda Wells, why are you claiming that you had MAJOR TRANSPLANT SURGERY when our research has uncovered the fact that there was NO donor, or in fact ANY other individual, involved in the surgery as the description “transplant surgery” infers?

From the Medical Dictionary:  Transplant surgery is the surgical removal of an organ(s), tissue, or blood products from a donor and surgically placing or infusing them into a recipient.

And from Wikipedia:

Organ transplantation – Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organ_transplantation

Organ transplantation is a medical procedure in which an organ is removed from one body and placed in the body of a recipient, to replace a damaged or missing organ.

Was there are recipient or donor involved in your surgery Amanda Wells? Information from someone who claims to have attended church with Wells during those years refutes this vastly misleading description of her surgery.

Wells claims to have had a “double transplant”.  Please name the TWO organs you claim were involved in this surgery, Amanda Wells.  How does Wells define a “double   transplant” in her own vivid imagination?  Is the fact that the surgeon used both his hands enough for her to make such a claim?  Given most of her outlandish stories, it seems that this is entirely possible.   Since Wells has traded off this story for so many years and given that the narrative has changed so much over time, perhaps Amanda Wells might now publish medical proof to back her claims concerned with this story.

Did you really die on the operating table Amanda Wells?  You will not have any problem publishing your medical records if this is the case.  Amanda Wells claims that she “bled out” on the operating table.  She claims that the doctor who operated on her told her that she had  “bled out” on the table due to the  mistakes made by the eminent Professor who operated on her.

bleed out (third-person singular simple present bleeds outpresent participle bleeding outsimple past and past participle bled out)

To DIE due to excess bloodloss; to BLEED TO DEATH.

Has Amanda Wells been watching too much CSI?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlO7LzHmjtw

Hear this absurd story beginning at 1:03:05

Amanda Wells claims that the Professor who operated on her made a few critical and life-threatening  mistakes during the operation! Is this yet another case of Wells maligning someone who is unable to defend himself?  Did any medical staff report this problem?

Amanda Wells claimed in a talk to a Women Conference in 2015,  that the Professor who operated on her told her that the nurses in the operating theatre FAINTED when she allegedly sat up whilst still on the operating  table. (See video link above.)  However, when giving an interview to Charisma Magazine she did not make this claim and instead claimed that the Doctor who operated told her “she scared the tripe out of every nurse).  The story, as is usually the case with pathological liars,  is growing in ridiculous detail as the years go on and Wells requires more and more attention.  Wells, claims to have been laying on her side during the operation and with 600 stitches newly inserted into her body, she allegedly sat up and raised her arms and put her hand around the throat of the operating doctor! Hmmmmm…….

What a weak-kneed bunch of medical pansies must have been on duty that day!  It sounds like utter chaos in the operating theatre of the particular hospital involved.  Certainly, such details would be have been noted on medical notes, Wells, so feel free to back up your claim with medical records of the surgery.

Amanda wells claims to have had have 600 stitches as a result of the surgery.  Proof of the count Wells please?

Amanda Wells claims the operation took 10 hours. Medical verification please Wells.

Wells has claimed over the years to have consulted 95 doctors! The claim speaks for itself.

Wells claims to have had a “double transplant”.  How does she define a “double transplant”?

Wells claims in the video link above:

When she saw the professor in the ICU (recovery) she called out, “Oy! Ian! come here!”  What amazing capacity for recovery Wells displays in being able to be shouting out to someone upon regaining consciousness after such asserted serious surgery.    In Christian Women’s Magazine Wells relates this story somewhat differently, instead claiming she said much more politely, when she saw him “I want to talk to you.”


Below is an Amanda Wells interview in the Christian Women’s Magazine where she again refers to her story of dying on the operating table:

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*The bottom of this article has the transcription of the two above pictures from the Christian Women’s Magazine.*

In Christian Women’s Magazine, Wells claims that the Professor stated to her that “They had cut my abdominal.  They made quite a few mistakes’.  (Abdominal what? A Doctor claiming to have made mistakes?  Hhhmmmm…….)

Then in an amazing display of admission of surgical “mistakes”…….

The professor said to her:

“I nicked your abdominal aorta.  You bled out.”

“I also thrombosed your kidney.”

“I punctured your bladder”.

She then asserts that the Professor claims that then he saw the aorta “stop bleeding”, and it gave him enough time to “get her back”.  But wait……didn’t she just say she had already “bled out”!!!!

At around 1:09:16 on the video Wells claims that she had FIVE tubes in her “central line” indicating her neck area as she points to it with her hand………… then she indicates her mid-torso area and claims she had “about five tubes here” due to mistakes the medical staff had made!.  Now, by our arithmetic that amounts to TEN tubes altogether!  In the earlier interview she did with Christian Women’s magazine (much closer in time to the stated events), Wells claims “I had about four drainage tubes……….”  One can only wonder at what the number of tubes will rise to should Wells continue to be permitted to relate this fanciful tale. 

As Wells continues with her fanciful story and at 1.07:27 you will hear her actually claim that the Jesus she serves is an impotent Jesus who claims that He is unable to let her stay because “they won’t let you”. Presumably she is referring to those who were praying for her.

She claimed she had an epidural in for about 24 hours? And about 5 tubes in her mid-section due to “all the mistakes they [medical profesion] had made”

At 1:10:10 on the tape you will hear Wells claim that five days later she was playing table tennis with the youth from [the church]. 

     At 1:10:20 Wells claims she has had a “double transplant” and states as if it was some    huge miracle that she is on “no anti-rejection drugs whatsoever”. WHY WOULD ANYONE WHO DID NOT RECEIVE AN ORGAN FROM ANY DONOR NEED ANTI-REJECTION DRUGS!   The claim is correct but the intent is duplicitous and disgraceful intending, to lead people to continue to be under the illusion that Wells received an organ from another donor.  To use this story to promote herself as some sort of walking miracle Wells insults every person who has indeed been the donor or the recipient of life-saving organ transplant surgery by peddling such a concoction of lies.  She goes on to claim that she hasn’t “been to her kidney doctor since 2004”.  Now, she has let the cat out of the bag and mentioned that this surgery involved a “kidney”.  The surgery may have indeed involved her “kidney” but it most certainly did not involve any kidney from any donor….. Wells has questions to answer since she has traded off this story very successfully and elicited much sympathy and gained much attention from it for many years.  She claims that she has not returned to her kidney doctor because she considered it a “waste of money since all he ever did was to tell her to lose weight”!  Or was it Wells, that there was no medical reason for you to return to the doctor anymore as no on-going treatment was required which might have been required had you indeed had undergone a “major double transplant” procedure?

Now note, that in her interview for Christian Women’s Magazine, Wells claims that she was out of hospital on the 6th day and played ping pong at church on the seventh day”! Wells story, as with all pathological lying, alters considerably every time she relates a story.  (Read further references on this site to Pathological lying).  In this case, she has herself playing table tennis complete with 600 stitches still in her body, now only five days out of hospital where she had previously claimed (in her magazine article) that it was seven.  Such an important detail would not be forgotten over time unless someone was playing fast and loose with the truth. The adrenalin rush pathological liars receive from telling their stories compels them to continually make their stories more dramatic. 

A “major double transplant” surgery, with 600 stitches allegedly still in your body Wells and yet you were playing table tennis 5 days later?  And not once through the telling of this fantasy story, and the constant change of details over the years, did anyone ever question the voracity of the tale?  Amazing.  Of course, Wells and those of her ilk, don’t have to prove their stories to naïve listeners; they simply claim it was a miracle and all God’s doing and of course, no one wants to be seen questioning that; somewhat akin to the gullible people being afraid to question the emperor in the fairy tale of “The Emperor’s New Clothes”.  However, if indeed all these facts were true (choose whatever versions you most like!) then Wells would not be at all afraid to produce irrefutable medical evidence because we are not afraid to ask for that.  The Bible instructs us to check all things!

Note also in the article on Christian Women’s magazine Wells claims that when she visited Heaven, “ on my right-hand side was a throne……I couldn’t actually see the throne but ….  I saw the water….”.  So now she claims there was a throne but she didn’t actually see it.   If she didn’t see the throne, how did she know it was there on her right-hand side?  Of course, in listening to her describe this in her own words, one will notice a bit of fumbling and hesitation as she tries to get her story to make sense.  And then Wells claims Jesus was on her “left hand-side”… so, she places herself between Jesus and his throne?   And yet she did not actually see this throne – only “water”. The delusion is not even presented in any logical way.

The diabolical claims such as this one and others made by the fake teachers and prophets who do so with the express purpose of fooling and fleecing naïve people are responsible for sometimes irreparable damage to the delicate faith of many in the Body of Christ. 



*Christian Women’s Magazine transcription:

AMANDA WELLS is one dynamic lady. She has many ‘irons in the fire’ and wants to accomplish so much in her life. We have met several times and it’s always inspiring to talk to her. I’m not sure who talks more – Amanda or me-because we have a lot in common – talking about business and ministry and there is always a lot to fit in, in the short time we spend together. But, it’s always interesting and I love an in-depth conversation!

I spoke to Amanda about her ministry and also, importantly, the time she died on the operating table and spoke to Jesus. This has been the driving force behind her busy timetable. 

Amanda – your life is particulary busy  – tell me about the ministry you are involved in.

I have been in an itinerant ministry for about 20 years now. I have been in ministry to local churches here in Australia and around the world – particularly in Europe, Canada, and New Zealand. I have been to America and Africa, but I feel my passion is Europe. I have also spoken at conferences. I have started some humanitarian organizations as well. I have also gone into a business side as well. Now I am coaching, particularly Christians, who are feeling they have something inside them – a dream a destiny, but are unable to fulfill it – the coaching is called ‘Passion to Purpose to Product in 90 days’. Seeing Christians just come out of themselves after being coached, and doing what God says has really been blessing me. 

I particularly want to talk about when you went into hospital to have an operation and you died on the table and how this has driven you to accomplish all God has for you.

It was in 1995 – I had been sick for quite some time. I had a very rare kidney disease and I was dying. I was only about 35 kilos at the time. I was in the intensive care part of the transplant unit in Brisbane. I decided that if I didn’t have the operation I could possibly die. I did have the operation, it was a massive operation and it had only been done once before. So, we had decided to go ahead and it was a 10 hour operation where they took my kidney and transplanted it within me because of the rare syndrome.

At one point on the operating table I remember being in heaven and it was a very profound moment and it has really crystalized my life since then. As I was there I remember seeing so much. I remember seeing the colours, the water and Jesus was on my left hand side and he looked into my eyes and I will never forget the love that he had, but also how he saw everything about me. Jesus was on my left hand side, he was dressed in white, but it was so white that it honestly looked like light. It is so true he is dressed in light! I took more notice of His eyes; they were piercing, yet were like pools of love. Even though those eyes seemed to know all my yesterdays and my tomorrows and knew me inside out, the love in those eyes was immeasurable.

Heaven was full of life. The colours were beyond what we see here. From the throne it seemed were colours in flashing light. The water that flowed was amazing!

As you walk on the grass in heaven it doesn’t flatten as it does on earth. There in constant sound in heaven; some I did not totally comprehend. It was worship but beyond what I had ever heard.

Everything in heaven responds to honour the King. Everything, every living thing.

Authority in Heaven is quite amazing. I do not believe we have had a revelation of authority and honour as it is in Heaven.

At that point he had said to me these words: “What have you done with the gift of life – what have I done with my life that he has given me. I didn’t answer, because there was no real answer, because there was no real answer. At that point I heard two prayer: I hear the prayer of my pastor as he prayed in the spirit and I knew what he was saying and it was like heaven was at attention when he prayed. The authority that happens in heaven, the dominion that we have where it says, “I have given you dominion under the earth, on the earth and above the earth” – it just blew me away. That this is the one area that churches really do fight against – praying in the spirit, But there is power in this.

The other voice was my doctor, who was a Christian. He was calling me back. I knew exactly what he said. The one voice I didn’t hear was my husband’s, but I did say to him later, “I hope you were praying for me,” I said laughingly.

I remember waking up in recovery – I called my doctor over who was a professor and I said to him, “I want to speak to you.”

He said, “I want to speak to you, but I will speak to you tomorrow when you are fully awake.”

So, he walked in very early the next morning and he said, “I want to talk to you about what happened.”

I said, “I want to tell you first what happened.” I talked to him about my encounter. I said to him, “This was the prayer that you prayed during the operation.”

He said, “That was word for word what I said. Now let me tell you what happened.” They had cut my abdominal, It was a mess! They made quite a few mistakes. He said he almost saw the hand of God just stop the flow of blood. It was a real panic and there was an emergency. They got me back and they stitched me up. He explained, “You have to remember that you had 600 stitches inside and out.” I looked like Jaws. He continued, “We had an epidural in your back which was to stop the pain and movement for a few days.” I had IV’; I had about four drainage tubes. “I called you back, got you stitched up, finished the operation, we took the tube out and as we did you sat bold upright on the operating table, grabbed me around the throat and screamed at me, ‘What did you call me back for?’ He said, “You terrified me and scared the tripe out of every nurse.”

It was such a profound experience of heaven – when Jesus said to me, “What have you done with the life I have given you?” I know I cannot die again – I will not go home until I fulfil everything he has asked me to fulfil.”

In heaven, on my right hand side was a throne – I couldnt’ actually see the throne, but I saw ….. I saw the water. I just knew that if I could get into that water I would be okay. Under the water there were so many beautiful jewels – I cannot explain all this. There were some personal things that Jesus actually did for me, especially with the jewels. I saw some angels but the beauty of heaven! I was a mother of three children at that point and I did not want to come back. It really showed me we need to get someone soon enough when we want to resurrect them. Once you get them into heaven they don’t want to come back. If you’ve got them in hell the enemy has got a hold on them. That’s why it’s so important that we pray immediately when someone has died, to grab them quickly. To me it was just an answer as to why we can’t raise the dead when we are told we can. That may be part of the answer – they are in there, they are not coming back. One thing the Lord said to me, “They will not let you.” However, I had not fulfilled things that I should have fulfilled – I knew I had to come back. Others may not care.

In heaven the colours are incredible – the sky just goes on to eternity. Our sky hides us from heaven. I want to go back when I can say to my Lord and Saviour, “I did everything you called me to do. I empty myself; I am giving myself to you.”

Your situation in heaven and what God spoke to you about has had a profound effect on your ministry now?

Yes, a profound effect. I should say there is a story as to why. I got offended and I was really hurt. That offence built up – it was an offence in church. At that time we lost everything. We had a master franchise business and the fanchisor took  off with almost $1 million – we lost everything. We had to sell everything – we had to sell our cars, we had to sell the house. If there had been e-bay at the time I probably would have sold the kids!

i got angry, I got hurt and I got offended. That is I believe, what actually caused me to get as sick as I did. One thing in my life – I will not get offended anymore. The days of the operation I said to the Lord, “Forgive me.” I needed to repent. After that massive operation I was out of hospital in six days. I played ping pong at church on the seventh day! God really touched me. I remember standing, crying in the bathroom of my hospital ward. I looked at the scar and just cried. The Lord just so sweetly said to me, “Warriors have scars.” Yes, this was a war, most of it was my own doing, but I have won a war over offense that will never get me again.

What is the main theme of your voice to the people – particularly to women?

It is to meet their destiny. There are so many things women have that they just don’t tap into – they get busy. As women, that’s who we are – we start fulfilling everyone else’s needs but we don’t meet our own. I am a mum, I have three children, I have a grandchild, a business, and I minister and I do all this well. You can do it.

The other thing: so many women have prophetic words and never see them come to pass. That’s part of my passion, to work through those prophetic words so they do come to pass. Right now I am doing a program with Caroline Marsh from the UK, who is a millionaire – she is a wonderful Christian and one of the UK’s wealthiest women. We are now working on a program where we are going to help women particularly come into their total full potential and break that glass ceiling that particularly is on women in Australia and Europe.

How do you see the importance of women in business and ministry? 

I think they are imperative. If we look at history – women have taken the world out of nearly every crisis that it has ever been in. You go back and look at Debra, look at Esther, Ruth – right through the Bible. Then we go back and look at World War I and when the men came home broken emotionally and physically it was the women who really got the world back and financially got the family back together. It was the same with the women in World War II and just recently we have seen in England, David Cameron, the Prime Minister, actually put a call out for women in rise up and be entrepreneurs and he is giving them 15,000 pounds to start businesses. He even recognizes that women have such an effect on the economy that we can actually change the world. I think women need to understand this. We are born to be nation changers.

What would you say to women now?

One of the biggest things with women is we tend to become complacent. We look at everybody else’s needs. I would say to take time out to get with God and ask him, “What is the life you have given me? What’s in my heart?” Really do some hard questions yourself. Ask, “What is my passion?” Then don’t stop until you get God’s process of how you can fulfil your destiny. And don’t let other people put you down. You’ve got to be your own best cheerleader. When you get up in the morning tell yourself how awesome you are and what a great person you are. You can do it! One woman in my coaching class wanted to be a doctor and she was 40 – she has now just gone into medicine. It doesn’t matter how old you are or what the world has said, when God puts something in your life, no man, no woman; nothing can stop you except yourself.

Lynn Goldsmith
Editor-in-Chief

Did Evangelista have a hand in writing one of Wells’ plagiarized books?

We’ve proven that Amanda Wells’ book, “There Shall Be No Poor Among You,” contains plagiarized material. However, the Special Thanks section at the beginning of the book ties in several people as “helping” Amanda Wells create the plagiarized piece:

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“A SPECIAL THANKS TO

My beautiful Pastors Tom and Katherine Ruonala and Glory City Church, a house of love!

To Heather Montgomerie who took this raw product and through hours of tedious editing turned it into a readable product I could send to the publisher. Heather, you and your gift are sent by God.

To all the team at Evangelista Media, they are like family to me.”

According to Amanda Wells, Heather Montgomerie had a hand in editing this plagiarized book. Heather Montgomerie has also been mentioned as one of the proof readers of Katherine Ruonala’s book, “Living in the Miraculous: How God’s Love is Expressed Through the Supernatural.”image001.png

“To Sheila Williams, Sarah Cheesman, Tony Slaughter, Heather Montgomerie, and Chris Wyman: thank you all for your help with the proofreading process. I am so grateful for your help.”

This leads us to ask if Pastors Tom and Katherine Ruonala and Pietro Evangelista also contributed to the plagiarized piece, “There Shall Be No Poor Among You”?

It seems odd that Amanda Wells attributed this self published book of hers to the Publishing company Evangelista Media (formerly known as “Destiny Image Publishing.”

Victim #1

It seems the Weeding Out Wells website is attracting a considerable amount of interest from several countries. One follower has contacted us and alerted us to an encounter that they had with Wells. Given what transpired, the writer was concerned about Wells’ state of mind when it occurred and asked to remain anonymous. We respect and will honor that; however, we have no control over what Wells does. Should Wells choose to post the screenshot that she claims to have, we cannot be held accountable for that information being released.

Wells has been known in the past to use social media to make adverse comments about other people’s businesses. This was one such occasion. For some reason, Wells felt it necessary to let the world know about her negative shopping experience and was condescending to say the least about junior sales staff in a certain store which we understand is in Queensland, Australia.

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The writer wrote this below the above Wells post:

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The writer was quickly blocked from Amanda Wells’ facebook page, and then Wells did something totally astounding! Read what happens next:

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The writer was horrified to being blocked, and the writer’s friend, who is a Glory City Church goer, helped grab the above screenshot and was also mortified.

As is obvious from what Wells posted, she is no stranger to lying and exaggerating. Note the person who commented on Wells’ facebook page did not give any detail as to when Wells was at the church, nor indeed was where she lived apart of that post.

To claim that she got a screenshot of it is clearly false because what was posted is not what Wells claims. What was it Wells allegedly sent to facebook? What celebrity status does Wells think she enjoys that Facebook would attend to her complaints within a few minutes? What was so wrong with that post from the writer that Facebook had to immediately terminate it?

But thanks Amanda Wells for warning others of the nutters out there.

Please email heresyhunter99@gmail.com to submit your story.

Written Plagiarism – Exhibit 23: Amanda teaches us about Spiritual Warfare (from Os Hillman)

The false prophet, Amanda Wells, shamelessly and continually plagiarises other people’s work and presents it as her own. To understand the context and the severity of her plagiarism, please read this article:

Amanda Wells’ background

This article exposes Amanda Wells not only plagiarising work from Os Hillman, but she inserts herself into his memory. 


WRITTEN PLAGIARISM EXHIBIT 01

In this exhibit, you will read Article 1 and Article 2.

Article 1 will be an article Amanda Wells has published as her own on Amanda Wells Coaching/Amanda Wells Ministries.
Article 2 will be the original article she plagiarised from. The parts she plagiarised will be highlighted in red.

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Watch Article 1 of Amanda Wells plagiarising Article 2 and read along.


Article 1

Amanda Wells “writes” on her FaceBook account,

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Reference: Amanda Wells Coaching, Facebook, https://www.facebook.com/AmandaWellsCoaching/posts/761606617302752, Published 26/02/2016 10:21 am. (Accessed 01/06/2016.)


 

Article 2

Os Hillman writes,

 

“For our struggle is not against flesh and blood….” – Ephesians 6:12

Have you ever heard someone say, “I will never do business with another Christian”? I hear this comment quite often in my dealings with Christian workplace believers. This comment represents the battle that rages against us by the enemy of our soul to destroy the witness and effectiveness of Christian workplace believers. We must realize that we are in a war – a war for the souls of men, a war to discredit all that a Christian stands for, a war that is designed to divide Christian against Christian.

Satan’s ploy in the life of Christian workplace believers is to do several things to make them ineffective as soldiers in the workplace. First, he wants to discredit them by allowing them to fail other people in their professional services. This often shows up in failing to perform what they committed to do or performing in an unsatisfactory way. Sometimes, this is a result of a downright failure of the workplace believer to perform with excellence. In other cases, it may be a misunderstanding in the midst of the service that causes strife and division instigated by the enemy.

The result in both cases is the same: a division among Christians and even non-Christians, further resulting in a damaged witness for Christ. The apostle Peter admonishes us to “live such good lives among the pagans that, though they accuse you of doing wrong, they may see your good deeds and glorify God on the day He visits us” (1 Pet. 2:12).

There are times when each of us is thrust into situations out of our control. Sometimes this results in our inability to pay a bill on time, or to deliver a service. Defeating satan in these battles requires extra communication with those with whom we are dealing. If the motive of your heart is to do right, then God will give you favor in order to work through these difficult spots. Ask God today to show you where the enemy is seeking to make you ineffective.

We wage a spiritual war that is not flesh and blood. We must fight this war with spiritual weapons applied to practical daily living.”

Reference: Os Hillman, Spiritual Warfare, https://www.raptureforums.com/forums/threads/tgif-spiritual-warefare.73417/, Published 26/02/2013. (Accessed 03/22/2017.)

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Enabler #6

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Steve Schultz peddler of the Delusory Elijah List is an Enabler of Amanda Wells.

“Not everyone who says to Me, “Lord, Lord,” shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven. Many will say to Me in that day, “Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?” And then I will declare to them, “I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!” Matthew 7:23

Steve Schultz is either one of the most deluded people on the planet or one of the cleverest fraudsters in Christian circles.

It is difficult to understand how this charlatan could have succeeded for so long in working the hoax he has perpetrated on those claiming to be a part of the Body of Christ.

Steve Schultz was a great admirer and follower of false prophet Bob Jones (now deceased) who was removed from ministry on the grounds of sexual misconduct. Bob Jones claimed that the best prophets were only 65% accurate and some were as low as 10%! (That doesn’t say much for the worst of them!) As early as February 23 of 2011, Steve Shultz posted on the Elijah List site:

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“I was honored years ago when Bob Jones came to my property. There are few prophets that I almost ‘insist’ that when they prophesy, I listen. Bob Jones is one of them. When he prophesies, I really tune in. Now, I don’t post anyone unless I trust them, mind you, but some I trust even more than others. Bob Jones is one such person. He is my friend and a high-level prophet.”

[So, given that Steve Schultz posted Amanda Wells’ “prophecies” many times, he, by his own admission in this statement, “trusts her”.]

Bob Jones is yet another fake who claimed to have been transported to the throne room of Heaven. The traffic in that “room” must become quite heavy on some days as a growing number of wolves and buffoons claim to visit there on a regular basis. Amanda Wells is one of those who claims to have not only entered the “room” but to have “strategized with the Trinity”. It’s quite incredible that people listening to Wells speak and those who have heard and read these claims, not only believe her but go forward during her appearances to get her blessing in order to be able to experience these “encounters” themselves.

Worse still is the realisation that there are individuals claiming the title of “Pastor” who invite this kind of nonsense into their churches, thus putting their vulnerable and naïve sheep at risk. A shepherd who does not recognise a wolf is not fit to be a shepherd at all!  Any person who has attended a Conference or been a member of a church where a Pastor has condoned the delusions of this fake prophet should be by now running away as fast as they can. Listen and take heed fellow Christians:

NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN GOD!!!

How can we say this with unerring confidence? Because the Word of God says so! The Bible tells us that no one has ever seen God (John 1:18) except the Lord Jesus Christ. Exodus 33:20, God declares, “You cannot see my face, for no one may see me and live.”

Over and over again in the Bible we are given examples of what happened to people when they so much as heard the voice of God and in no case was sitting around and having a chat with Him and “strategizing” something any of them did! There should be red flags raised and screaming alarms going off whenever someone is claiming to have “seen God”. Amanda Wells’ numerous claims that she has been in His presence and had a friendly chat with Him should be enough to convince any sane person that she is s false prophet and dangerous wolf in the church.

But not so Steve Schultz it seems!

When it comes to the “prophets” whom Steve Schultz promotes, it would seem accuracy is not a priority as far as he is concerned: nor would it seem, given his adulation of Bob Jones, and others who have appeared on the Elijah List over time, is moral failure of any concern. And yet this list of bogus “prophets” and their latest fanciful delusions still enjoys considerable popularity amongst some sections of the church body.

And the more prophets who come to Steve Schultz’s “List” the more affluent Shultz becomes as the income generated by the List increases.

The Elijah List’s own claim should be enough to convince people that what they are dealing with is nothing but a collection of whimsical ravings of people who have nothing better to do with their time.

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Note the words “what prophetic people SENSE that God is saying”! Could they be any plainer themselves about the fact that they think of these ravings as nothing more than what is something concocted in the mind of certain individuals? By using this evasive phrasing instead of endorsing these prophecies as Words straight from God, Schultz hedges his bets and gives himself an escape plan should any prophecies later prove to be inaccurate. The duplicitous claim that the list posts what people “SENSE” God is saying is by Schultz’s own words, an admission that this list is just a conglomeration of thoughts and fantasies.

Schultz has been cunning enough to tap into a practice as old as time itself.
Fortune-telling. In the same way as myriads of people across the world read the predictions for their star sign in the newspapers and magazines each day, so the deluded followers of the Elijah List reach for their daily dose of “prophecy”. Steve Schultz will even email you a daily prophecy if you subscribe to his “List” of bogus star gazers, dream weavers and fortune tellers.

When Amanda Wells decided she was a prophet from God, Steve Schultz no doubt saw more dollar signs in his eyes and proceeded to promote her. He didn’t have to look far for a ringing endorsement as his good friend Katherine Ruonala who has proclaimed herself to be the head of the Australian Prophetic Council was already singing Wells’ praises at every opportunity.

Did either Schultz or Ruonala check out the credentials and the stories of Amanda Wells? In light of what has eventuated over time, it would seem they did not. But then why would they have any need to do so? After all they are great prophets themselves and if there had been a wolf in their midst would they not have known? Would God not have immediately “spoken” to them and warned them?

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The fact is that neither one of these opportunistic individuals is a “prophet”. But both make a great deal of money out of pretending to be so; and those who put credence in either of these two individuals or any of the others claiming to be “prophets” do so because they want to believe. Katherine Ruonala even holds classes which “teach” others how to prophecy. The classes are costly and no doubt a good money grabber for her Glory City Church. We understand that when people enroll in these classes, they are even provided with “work books”! Yes! A work book on how to be a prophet! And the hapless souls who hand across money for this scam spend their time in the classes simply being convinced that the thoughts running through their head are actually words from God. When these naïve individuals become efficient at convincing others that they are hearing from God they can apparently then enroll in an ADVANCED School of prophets! Looking for signs and wonders will NEVER satisfy, and the only sign and wonder we need is Jesus Christ Himself and his suffering and death on the cross in order that we might be saved.

Steve Schultz, Propagator of the Elijah List and Katherine Ruonala, founder of the Australian Prophetic Council, who both at one time acclaimed Amanda Wells as an accurate prophet with a “proven track record”, each, when the plethora of information surfaced regarding Wells being other than who she claimed to be, clandestinely removed Wells and her “prophecies” from their lists. Neither has had the courage or the integrity to explain this sudden erasure of all these previously acclaimed “accurate” prophecies, instead just living in hope that no one would notice or raise unanswerable questions. In the absence of public statements or explanations (much less the outright denouncing of Wells and her fanciful “prophecies”) it is nothing short of astounding that people continue to give credence to Schultz and Ruonala and their self-seeking promotion of every ego-driven, attention-seeking, dope who for some inexplicable reason thinks that every thought that passes through their brains must be shared with the rest of the world as a message from God.

 

Whack a Wells

Amanda Wells has the following message on her website:

“Recently my church leadership have approached me in a loving and caring way concerning some accusations that have been made against me. In discussion with them, I can see where I have presented material from other people without giving credit. It thus could be seen as presenting it as my own. For this I am truly sorry.

I will be contacting those whose material I have used, acknowledging my error and asking for forgiveness.

I have also submitted myself to my leadership and will be taking a period of time off to receive ministry and obtain healing from my local church family.

For the wider body of Christ, please accept my apology and please pray for me as I journey through to health and restoration.

In love – Amanda” (Emphasis ours)

We would like to ask Amanda Wells how those she’s stolen from are able to contact her if she keeps putting up and taking down her Facebook page?

Well for those of you who have been stolen from and need to contact her here is her facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/amanda.wells.9256028?fref=ts

It’s only up an hour or so at at time, which could mean that Amanda Wells is using it as a free way to send out private messages to her friends before quickly hiding her facebook again. So, be sure to be on the lookout for this facebook page:

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Additional Contact information for Amanda Wells can be found here:

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Amanda Wells wrote a book on fitness?

According to Amazon, goodreads, and Prettyfamous, Amanda Wells is the author of “Starting a Life of Fitness.”

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If this is indeed true then here are all five of her books:

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Notice that NONE of these five books were published through Destiny Image Publishing House with Don Nori like Amanda Wells claims on her website.

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The first two books were published through Destiny Image Europe/Evangelista Media with Pietro Evangelista. The other three books were SELF PUBLISHED.


Because the evidence would have the public believe that Amanda Wells’ LAST book, “Starting a Life of Fitness,” is hers, we must point out some inconsistencies in the “About the Author” info listed beneath this book on Amazon:

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About the Author:
“Amanda and her husband Roger reside in Brisbane, Australia. Their two daughters and son-in-law live in Brisbane also and their son now resides in the UK. Amanda has been in ministry for more than 20 years and was the woman s minister in her local church for eight years. She has ministered in more than 17 nations to people of different cultures and nationalities. Amanda and Roger have a Training School in Brisbane teaching Kingdom dynamics.” (Emphasis Ours)

Compare this to the “About the Author” information under “There Shall Be No Poor Among You”,which was published February 1st, 2014 just ten months prior:

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About the Author:
“Amanda Wells lives in beautiful Queensland Australia, with her husband Roger, and close by are her 3 children, son and daughter in law and grandchild. She has been described as a dynamic, powerful visionary and humanitarian whose passion is for people to engage their spheres of influence to bring transformation and she is committed to the growth and empowerment of entrepreneurs, businesses and corporate entities around the globe through teaching, not only high-level cutting-edge authentic marketing and business strategies – but also transformational techniques to shift mindsets and wealth. She teaches how to create successful businesses based in a person’s passion, attract an on-going stream of customers, clients and income — while creating a life of meaning and purpose. After 25 years of itinerate ministry in 63 Nations she passionately believes that education is the key to liberty and the change this affords will be the foundation for a successful future and transformation in a community and culture. As a successful international speaker at many levels and platforms, including business and corporate, and within the worldwide Christian community, she is loved for her humour and her content rich delivery and leaves her audiences believing they can accomplish anything, in both their personal and professional lives! Amanda has 5 books published through Destiny Image Publishing House and as a life and business coaching to businesses, corporations and leaders in every field, has developed and co developed a number of coaching programs. Amanda is a regional director for the Australian Prophetic Council and is an ordained pastor through Glory City Church and through the HIM Network.” (Emphasis Ours)

Roger Wells was involved in ministry work with Amanda Wells in 2000 and was still involved in 2014, according to the bio of what we’ve been led to believe is Wells’ fifth book. So our question is where does Roger Wells fit in with all of this? He appears to be involved in the ministry when it’s convenient. Therefore, was he aware that his wife, Amanda Wells, was plagiarising the works of other authors?

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